Sheeparts, cold heart, so dark tho'find the mark

This is a place wherein a nerd named Orange Fluffy Sheep posts stupid things he has drawn mostly.

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Applejack made her bum sparkle when dramatically appropriate in Cutie Mark Chronicles and One Bad Seed. This is a skill she is passing on to her dear sister.

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This piece is titled “Doctor Doctor Give Me The News” because that’s a song that plays all the time on classic rock stations, which are the only radio stations in Kentucky.

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I have no idea what I’d name this piece if I hadn’t went with the default “untitled” in my haste to get off the computer. It’s more gay FF5 horses so maybe something like that.

Fluttershy has a boo-boo from learning blue magic and her girlfriend’s solution is for her to put a fancy fire ring on and be hit by a fire sword. I’d have two swords here but I don’t think anyone cares.

The eternal joke with Blue Mage Fluttershy is that she wants to be hit by a missile so she can launch her own missiles. I’d be remiss not to bring it up.

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Um, remember how a year ago or so I made FF5 job horses? The plan all along was that Pinkie would be a Chemist with !Mix (and thus be the only pony who isn’t dabbling in two classes). Antidote+Maiden’s Kiss makes the Levisalve, which adds Float.

Rainbow is still a Time Mage because she’s too lazy to grind job levels. And I like the hats. Maybe it cheapens the piece if Rainbow can cast Float herself. Whatever.

Also they’re gay horses but I figured the kissing made that clear enough.

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What do Applejack’s Mom and Fluttershy have in common?

They saw a bee and died.

ARTISTS COMMENTS: Tree Hugger is in her mourning kerchief. 

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one of my absolute favorite things about bronies is that when anyone criticizes their community for any reason whatsoever at least one person will try to counter said criticism with “SOME BRONIES ARE IN THE MILITARY.” this happens every time without fail

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Like, can I do this w/r/t rapists? Racists? Fuck, even war criminals? 

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And now we’re abandoning Apple Bloom! Why? Fuck if I know. The impetus for these things are really stupid and I tend to forget them quickly.

This is one of the rare times I’ll actually put the unusual pronunciation caused by the Apples’s accents into writing so you better savor it.

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Applejack thought about ants and she died because ants are scary.

I have read that horses die really easily.

There’s a few layers of esoteric references here but mostly it’s that Applejack thought about ants and died.

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I tried the quiz to see what a blog purely of shitty mspaint drawings and occasional yelling at rape apologists would get.

I think it’s making fun of me but I can’t be certain.

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What are you guys talking about it’s easy to draw Rarity’s mane consistently.

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Wolt is a turnip-head whose stats suck and growths are lame and he’s in a bad class. Waste of flesh. Like, if you go 20/1 and end up maybe on par with the mid-game prepromote Snipers, you might want to evaluate your life choices, such as living.

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Raigh is an egdy bastard who just wants more power. I am informed by my crack team of investigative journalists that he wants the power to protect his loved ones maybe sort of so he isn’t all bad, studying death magic that will destroy his soul.

Ranked runs require lots of EXP so even though this guy is perfectly willing to commit atrocities to get more power we have to indulge him and actually get him some levels.

I tried to model him off of the protagonist of Twin Stick Edgy 13-Year-Old Simulator Hatred. The whole human maggots thing is from the trailer, in fact.

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So there’s this FE6 character popularity poll and 40th place was a blank but given Idoun isn’t listed anywhere else I assume it’s the report blocking a spoiler.

Either way congrats true final boss you are the median!

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Jokes about FE6 support mechanics. You can only get so many points per map, so a pair of characters can stand together and never be friends because a different pair is standing together and being friends already.

Also a few of Lilina’s A-supports involve her talking about her feelings for Roy, which is a sad state of affairs as he can never get the A support with Roy himself.

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Lucina is my favorite FE character, but in interest of making her as hardcore as possible, I have to offer myself to her dad.

I don’t know if that’s quite what they had in mind with the avatar being able to date anyone, but numbers, man, numbers.

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Roy’s got 5 move and he’s gotta 5 move from the start all the way to the gate/throne every map.

I have been informed Alan is the red cavalier for Binding Blade but idgaf.

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Big Huge Fluttershy w/ tiny itty bitty Bulk Biceps.

It’s kind of shoddy but it’s Fluttershy with a ton of musculature holding her bf who could fit in a teacup.

(Yeah it’s technically shipping (somehow))