psychokiller

+ bee. 25. slytherin. open for plots. overstressed and underfucked

[sheeshthunderstorms]

oiii gente, invadindo a dash uma hora dessas e quebrando meu hiatus de anos pra pedir/implorar um plot de sasusaku (to revendo naruto e meu deus eu shippo demais) tenho preferencia de jogar com a sakura mas jogaria FACIL com o sasuke, quem tiver interesse plsss me ajudem a tirar a barriga da miseria 🙏🏼🫶🏼😭

[kellymagovern]

Ozzy And Jack’s World Detour S02E08

[dcminicheizer]

* 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: gender-neutral names !

under the cut you will find 128 unisex names separated by letter. enjoy and like or reblog if this helped. 

Continuar lendo

[cherriescoke]

𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖔 —— A TEMPLATE PSD BY 𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑘𝑒.

here’s a cute new template psd based on the nintendo ds game cases ! super simple and easy to edit. have fun and enjoy ! note: this was completely based on this lovely edit !

rules

- like/reblog if you use this or found it useful! - feel free to edit any way you want! - do not repost or redistribute! - you cannot claim this as your own, even if you edit it!

how to use

- to change the colors, double click on the colored thumbnail/icon on each layer. - font: mrs sheppards. - if you have any questions feel free to ask! - to download, click the source link.

[quasiimodo]

25 YEARS OF THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME released june 21, 1996

[etchedstorylines-blog]

( after the break up aus. )

“i’m knocking on your door 3am in the morning but you’re not my friend. but i need a beer and possibly a hug because my gf broke up with me" au. 

“i am at the club drinking my sorrows away and damn, you look good. we should dance together to get my mind off of my ex bf/gf” au. 

“taking out the garbage aka old gifts and pictures of my bf and oh god i accidentally dropped everything in front of you, but wow you’re handsome so i don’t mind this” au. 

“i don’t really like you because you remind me of my ex but there’s something about you that makes me feel like i’m at home again” au. 

“we’re nothing but fwb ( friends w/ benefits ) but damn you’re friends with my ex? i’m out” au. 

“we just started seeing each other but fuck you’re my ex’s younger/older sibling so let’s not” au. 

“i’m playing a song that reminds me of my ex but the way you sing it makes me forget about them so easily” au. 

“you’re friends with my roommate but they’re not home and how embarrassing that you’re here while i’m silently weeping over my break up but lets watch a movie and eat ice cream to pass time” au. 

“i wanted to leave one last message for my ex to tell them to fuck off but oops wrong number, didn’t mean to yell at you instead” au. 

“you’re the only friend who stuck by me for weeks/months ever since my break up and i don’t know i’m kinda falling for you” au.

[berensaats]

Reblog if it's okay to hit you up for plots with a specific fc you tagged as wanted

because we all come across one of our wanted opposites tagged as a wanted fc in a mutual’s blog sooner or later, or a wanted fc of ours tagged as wanted opposite, and i need to know it’s ok to ask for plots just because of that

[breihelps]

‘my muse rides horses’ cheat sheet for writers.

depending on your muse’s experience, some of these things may be different. but for those of you who have muses that ride horses or are around horses’s here’s some things to avoid, some things i encourage, helpful terms, useful facts, and some debunked myths.

disclaimer right off the bat: everyone in the equestrian community has various opinions on these things. the opinions below are from my 15+ years in the equestrian community. equestrians who are writers: keep it civil for once in our lives, yeah???

this list is very long so it is under a read more! feel free to message me if you have specific questions.

Keep reading

[ryudaeng]

beautiful🖤✨

[anxietyproblem]

[mtsainthelens]

[christophernolan]

MAKE ME CHOOSE: Anonymous asked ⤖ John Krasinshki or Emily Blunt 🌹 

[wealths]

strulax via instagram

[professoroaks]

Send me two faceclaims and I’d tell you which one I’d rather use.

[sheeshthunderstorms]

( ~ 𝓉𝒶𝑔 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝓅 - 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 ☟

[callsyoumine]

here’s a list of some plots that i really really want. i’ve credited the original posts where i’ve gotten most of these from!

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

I’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me I’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad.

[beallright]

Jennie - Calvin Klein, 2021