[segamascott]

[technofeudalism]

[kosmogrl]

inside you there are two wolves

[achillesinhighheels]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[akashicrecord]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[monster2001]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[superbowlsunday]

ON TUMBLR FOR HALF MY LIFE

[sacred-portal]

[unendingupgrades]

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[mrsterlingeverything]

You never recover from being weird in middle school