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i’m redoing my pinned post. in the meantime look at this sad wet bug
roleplay where you're the unfulfilled queen and i am the king's bumbling dancing fool and one day something about the way my cockscomb is bouncing to and fro ignites something deep within you
i immediately ruin it by acting out the king noticing your longing glances in my direction and chopping my head off with an axe in front of the entire council
roleplay where you're the unfulfilled queen and i am the king's bumbling dancing fool and one day something about the way my cockscomb is bouncing to and fro ignites something deep within you
i love being old enough to remember 9/11. not that i ever forgot of course. because sometimes i hear people talk about how trump turned america into a giant grift factory designed to exploit the dumbest person's fears and emotions to make a dollar seemingly overnight and i can remind them that dozens of companies made millions selling commemorative coins that they claimed were made out of silver from a vault under ground zero like 3 days after the towers fell while there were still people slowly dying in the rubble. there were infomercials running before the search and rescue was called off.
"that's not political" you may say and i would say something cool like "pump the brakes, big kahuna" and hand you this printed on a slightly damp piece of printer paper
you cannot get more political than the godfather of modern conservativism and a former sitting congressperson hawking 9/11 coins and making millions scamming retirees out of their pension for "highly discounted coins from the US mint" made out of "9/11 silver"
i love being old enough to remember 9/11. not that i ever forgot of course. because sometimes i hear people talk about how trump turned america into a giant grift factory designed to exploit the dumbest person's fears and emotions to make a dollar seemingly overnight and i can remind them that dozens of companies made millions selling commemorative coins that they claimed were made out of silver from a vault under ground zero like 3 days after the towers fell while there were still people slowly dying in the rubble. there were infomercials running before the search and rescue was called off.
iconic video of my childhood
why are both of my beasts so sopping wet and pathetic
my county's property lookup website that contains a link to the department of revenue page is currently directing to https://assessor-test.county.gov/realestate. very cool. no idea how long it's been that way, but there is a 99.9% chance that AI is involved.
the government entity that serves a county of one million people, for which i am a registered taxpayer, is testing in production and almost certainly vibe coding the website that contains all of that information. strap me to a tomahawk missile and launch me toward silicon valley.
my county's property lookup website that contains a link to the department of revenue page is currently directing to https://assessor-test.county.gov/realestate. very cool. no idea how long it's been that way, but there is a 99.9% chance that AI is involved.
"get high and consume a bologna, ranch and peperoncino burrito and half a bottle of 100 proof southern comfort for dinner while watching fail videos on youtube" me crawled so that "get high and shop for an $150 pressure washer hose and get bids on repairing a wooden 4x8 frame deck" me could shamble across the kitchen forgetfully
the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:
I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.
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