it’s amazing that people still think it’s appropriate to ask this question, why are you still single?
we all know being single is awesome. You’re free to do whatever and go wherever you want. You have no ties or responsibilities; you can live your best life without the approval of anyone but YOURSELF.
So, next time when someone asked you, makes an encounter awkward and unbearable, asking you why you’re still single
Just response like this…
Weddings are expensive, and I have expensive tastes in vacations, clothes and footwear. You basically want footing Your Owen bankroll, duh.
1- Yeah, it’s terrible dating any hot guy I want.
Thanks for asking btw thoe.
2- I don’t need a boyfriend to prove that I’m worth something.
You are killing it, as in every aspect of your life. Why would you ever need a partner to show that?
3- I’m fabulous, and I haven’t found anyone equally as fabulous, that’s why
You’re really tells, like it is.
4- I’m in a passionate love affair with myself
It’s a party of one, and that’s the only party you would be after.
5- I’m not single. I’m married to food
No shame in that, food make everyone happy every day.
Here come my favorite line reasons
6- I don’t know, why are you still married? Ooh, burn!
If they want to ask you that hard question, you go ahead and ask them right back, gurl (girl)
7- My dad didn’t have enough sheep and wheat for my dowry.
No man shall ever marry ye!
8- So far, every guy I’ve met has been unimpressive.
Right there is best delivered completely deadpan.
9- Well, it’s likely because I haven’t found the right person yet.
You go, awkward turtle, You go! 😉
10- I offend all my boyfriends. 😃
Your older relatives won’t even get it but you will.
11- Single is new black
You’re just being trendy. 😉
12- Prince William is already taken.
This is facts. So, prince charming is taken.
13- I can’t commit to a dinner reservation, let alone another human being.
It’s about priorities. Obviously
14- No one is good enough for me.
Try this one when you bump into boyfriend at the drugstore, over the holidays, while buying a Pot for your mom. Just kidding. Do not. 😲
15- My arranged marriage is just around the corner.
Again, deadpan here will go far.
16- I’m very busy focusing on myself and don’t have a single minute to devote to someone else.
Straightforward to the point right there.
17- Why settle for one boyfriend when I can have ten?
😃*holds for applause* *High-fives nearest person*
18- I’m more into the title of CEO than Wife.
BURN!
19- I’m dating myself. Why would I need a man?
BOOOOOM
20- I’m pretty certain I’m “the one.” So, there’s that.
YAS! YAS!
21- I don’t consider boys as men, all of them are assholes and I know I don’t need aids in my life
Trying to kill me, bitch?
