This is my quiet place

[toocooltobehipster]

[lethal-lovlies]

[waggington-deactivated20150109]

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[thpock]

the funniest election image yet

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

straight person: *calls out homophobia and gets praised for it*

gay person: *calls out homophobia and gets accused of “complaining”*

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

when you accidentally type “me” instead of “my”

[fuckudad]

me as a parent

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[bellygangstaboo]

emailed that bitches school, hope to god she gets suspended

[997]

[homosexualpancakes]

give us the child

[istanaqueenmate-deactivated2018]

wipe away the debt

[merylstreeeps]

[talkingllama]

does anyone else have “the chair”

[shejustwantstolove]

[shejustwantstolove]

[shejustwantstolove]