Bird Overlord

Life ain't all about strippers and burritos, my friend.

[mcr-geto]

hi nobody asked for this but i made it anyway

[suntails]

how todoroki came to work at cvs

[suntails]

todo workin at cvs because uhhh

[shitpostempire]

[cleanpng]

green pals 🐸

[yehbecky]

introducing, Pass The Panty, my first webcomic! 

this is a story about girls, university, friendship and an underground roller derby league

tbh, i have no idea when i will start putting out each episode/ update as things are kinda crazy right now but i have started a separate blog for it so that is some kinda start.. however, i am SO happy that i have started so we will see where things go from here!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

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[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this post has been a wild ride for me

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

[noszle]

Samus and Little mac! 💪 From stream!

Requested by @poshtearex

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[tits-n-t4ts]

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[caffeine-and-coloredpencils]

I just wanna makeout in bed with a cute ass human wearing nothing but a big tee shirt and underwear

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[leggyboo]

Acting class

My teacher taught me a thing. Try saying this ten times fast. “I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son. I won’t stop plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.”