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[kings-be-like]

[yoncehaunted]

Beyoncé: Sparkling 

[shellakriller-blog]

tidalsnooze:

Fine. No more fis)( puns for me. I appreciate t)(at kind of garbage, but since you’re t)(e aut)(ority on all punning, I )(ave to stop! Listen, )(onestly, it’s not like I talk in puns all t)(e time, I’m putting extra effort into somet)(ing I enjoy! I t)(ink fis)( puns are fun and clever and )(onestly, I’m not writing a political document or somet)(ing, I’m running a little blog! It’s not like I’m doing anyt)(ing disastrous.

krill gurl you takin this so personally damn i aint even bein that serious

[allthangzglam]

[alcoholicmother]

[expensivetastexox]

X

[lindsavlohan]

[shellakriller-blog]

tidalsnooze:

You can’t stop me! T)(e words just all )(appened ()(ARPOON-ED) to be very punnable. -Everything (-EV-ERYTANG) is an under t)(e sea play on words feast.

yo listen fish puns are cool an shit but if you overdo it youre lookin at a tactless sentence no one appreciates that kind a garbage

[shellakriller-blog]

tidalsnooze:

Mostly (or s)(ould I say moatly because t)(at seams lake a grayt pun?) memes.

gurl you need to chill yo ass with them puns this aint no under the sea play on words fest

[shellakriller-blog]

shellakriller:

yo what happenin?

I SAID YO W)(AT HAPPENIN speak up mothafuckers whys everfin so damn quiet round here?

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magyyks:

if you say so i suppose boredom is enough of a reason to make a blog, and i could say i made one for the same reasons, but everything seems dull to me  of course, i wouldnt want to hit another raw nerve again, that would be a disaster  my sincerest apologies if youre so bored why dont you just break out im sure it would be no trouble for you i dont really see the issue here

oh yea if theres one thin i KNOW you all aboat them dull life you that written all over yo damn face yeah okay, sure you are 

its a human prison course ma chances of breaking tf outta here is easy 💯 but that aint the point if i wanted to do that i woulda done that shit from day one im turnin ova a new shell and whatever

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[shellakriller-blog]

yo what happenin?

[rosannastylist-deactivated20200]

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batterglitch:

He’s a hooligan!

all dem nasty clowns are but they brill-iant even still

[shellakriller-blog]

batterglitch:

You do have a lot of hair. I can’t imagine how you’d manage to braid all of it honestly and prison is never fun! Mostly because it’s well. You know. Prison.

I have one right now and he’s hungry. I suffer.

whale before couple hours ago it was the only thing on ma to do list yea between those nasty mystery food and smelly ass guards 

then feed them fussy string bean what do they eat?

[shellakriller-blog]

batterglitch:

Don’t you encourage him.

cant help that shit got a soft space in my collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for them uncanny clowns