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My muse shows up at your muses house during a storm. They appear very tired and hungry. They ask for a bit of shelter and food for the night. What does your muse do?
Things my brother has said while playing Bioshock and Fallout Starter sentences
"Oh look someone I can set on fire."
"Thank you for the bullets."
"Stop shooting at me!"
"Where are you so I can kill you?"
"Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT."
"What is that? WHAT IS THAT?"
"There's a corpse in the dirt."
"I got bullets don't test me!"
"Oooooh a grande launcher!"
"....Shit."
"I am so fucking lost right now."
"What happens when you drink radiated water?"
"I hear people!"
"Shut up you stupid alarm."
"What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? Nononono!"
"Oh god what did I do?"
"Fine I suppose I'll save you asshole."
"EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!"
"Why is everything on fire..."
"It's kind of pretty in a dead way..."
"Fuck the all knowing arrow."
"What has set me on fire THIS TIME?"
"Hello, please die."
"Don't. Set people. On fire. That should be a basic don't."
"I don't wanna go in there."
"I don't wanna go up there but I can see something up there."
"The arrow has abandoned me!"
"STOP SHOOTING!...Thank you."
"I'm busy not dying!"
"I set off another god damn alarm..."
"Whoa, whoa don't do that! Rude..."
"God, another one?!"
"Do not come any closer to me!"
"So...That happened."
"Oh look, drugs!"
"He just shot me..."
"What is that?...Should I shoot it?"
"I have to explore, I have to!"
"I'm just gonna steal dead people's money."
Send “Break a sweat” for a starter about our muses working out together.
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Road to El Dorado Sentence Starters
i’m sure this has already been done, but oh well
“Did you ever imagine it would end like this?” “Any regrets?” “Oh, then I suppose you’ll be wanting these back?” “We’ve got to do something!” “The horse is a surprise.” “This is not a proper tribute!” “All right. Here’s the plan.” “How dare you!” “Well, I like it!” “You’re buying your own con!” “Save it for the high priest, honey, you’re gonna need it.” “How’d you get those?” “Be gone!” “No, no, no, not with the face. Stop.” “Great. Sensational.” “Beware the wrath of the gods!” “This could be our destiny! Our fate!” “Well, it was nice working with you, partner.” “Oh! Oh, no, no, no.” “That’s your plan, is it?” “We’ve done it!” “Is that the map?” “You drank sea water, didn’t you?” “Come and get it!” “You’re talking to a horse.” “I’m not really asking you to trust me, am I?” “Back mortal, before I strike you with a lightening bolt!” “We’ll follow that trail!” “Mighty and powerful gods!” “I know what you are, and I know what you are not.” “You lied to me? How dare you!” “Oh, look at me, look at me, I’m a god!” “Who are you kidding?” “That’s not true!” “Listen, mister high-and-mighty–” “Wake up! We found it!” “That’s fine with me, pal!” “I… this… can’t be…” “I will cut you to ribbons!” “We… we’ve got to think about this–” “Get on the horse!” “You can never worry too much!” “Get back, mortal!” “You will be flogged.” “We are working a con, walking the razor’s edge.” “The little voice, remember?” “Just imagine for a moment that you have one.” “I’m not sure I can trust you.” “I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.” “Come on, baby!” “Do you mind?” “Wait! I’m getting something!” “Holy ship!” “You worry too much.” “No, I worry exactly the right amount.” “You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead?” “Any last words?” “Look, change of plans.” “Go ahead, I’ll cover for you.” “Ah, oh-ho, no, no!” “My lord? Hello?” “What is the object of this game, pray tell?” “What are they doing?” “Oh, come on!” “I’m not coming on!” “What’s happening here?” “You’re not a god?” “Well, maybe I don’t need you anymore!” “We have to grab what we can and go.” “What is he going to think when he sees a god with me?”
Send 👫 and my muse will introduce your muse to one of my other muses
100 Random Sentence Starters
- ranges in genre; will contain swear words
“Why you little-”
“Fuck me.” *pause* “Not literally.”
“Why is that a thing?”
“Is that a legit thing or a made up thing you found off the internet?”
“I just hopped onto a random flight and ended up here.”
“I was right here the whole time.”
“Please, I beg of you, don’t hurt [her/him/them].”
“What the fuck?”
“Okay, but was the Ren and Stimpy Show an actual show for kids or was there confusion what audience it needed to be directed at? There is no way that show was appropriate for kids.”
“Fight me!”
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✞ —- for thoughts about my muses relationship with religion
☾ —- for my muses sleeping habits/quirks/etc
♥ —- for thoughts/ideas about my muses love life/romantic relationships
☠ —- for how i think my muse would die
☣ —- for my muses fears
☼ —- for a happy thought/idea/theory
❦ —- for a controversial thought/idea/theory
® —- for a sexual thought/idea/theory
Send “Weird-looking fish” for an AU where my muse is a merperson caught in your muse’s net.
Send 💥and my muse will react to receiving a phone call telling them that your muse has died!
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