Alduin Activates My Charcoal

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[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin activates my charcoal

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin moistens my chicken

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin bakes my potatoes

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin carves my salad

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin enforces my quarantine

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin carbonates my soda

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin shits my pants

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin wheels my cheese

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin customers my service

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin shocks my wave

[hircinesuggestion]

Alduin butters my egg roll

[hircinesuggestion]

Alduin crews my mates

[hircinesuggestion]

Alduin falls my guys

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin kickles my pickles

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin Bajas my Blast

[boethiahsboytoy]

Alduin Neos my pets

[incorrectdaedra]

Alduin Stars my Wars

[incorrectdaedra]

Alduin Mines my Craft

[spooktacular-creature]

Alduin Romances My Chemicals

[virtualcontagion]

Alduin Mountains my Dew

[bestofasbestos]

me thinking about skyrim: I love skyrim. best game of all time. classic. timeless. hell yes. I'm going to boot up skyrim and play through the entire quest line.

me playing skyrim: this fucking sucks

[sheogorath-needs-therapy]

My Skyrim is broken rn

[boethiahsboytoy]

:3

[sheogorath-needs-therapy]

Sticky!!

[otvlanga]

The sounds netches make are so adorable. Precious. Like “blorb blorb” *glows* 

yeah you go you weird fucking floating jellyfish guar thing. I love you.

[guerrillatech]

[boethiahsboytoy]

I am in Apocrypha rn you guys want anyhing.

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Book

[boethiahsboytoy]

Sorry we only have Mountain Dew :/

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Baja blast?

[boethiahsboytoy]

Um I actually got the last one but I can share with you if you'd like :)

[sheogorath-needs-therapy]

Seeker

[boethiahsboytoy]

You gotta ask em politely

[sheogorath-needs-therapy]

You’re the one in Apocrypha

[corvidexoskeleton]

You are not immune to the Miraak's mantra on Solstheim

[boethiahsboytoy]

I am in Apocrypha rn you guys want anyhing.

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Book

[boethiahsboytoy]

Sorry we only have Mountain Dew :/

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Baja blast?

[boethiahsboytoy]

Um I actually got the last one but I can share with you if you'd like :)

[sheogorath-needs-therapy]

Seeker

[aleshut]

oh my god if one more person tries to argue that [insert god here] isn’t evil because they exist beyond our mortal concepts of good and evil… molag bal is evil brandon.

[soupmoss]

i think. i think my follower mod glitched. teldryn now knows this REALLY WEIRD ICE SPELL NOW and i don’t know where or how or when he learned it but it’s like. he shoots 49204808423 ice spikes out at once it’s SO FUNNY IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME…i should record it.

[soupmoss]

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[butchamy]

Alduin is a very thirsty boy

[boethiahsboytoy]

[thefluffiestoctopus]

[tesruinedmylife]

i love the exclamation mark at the end of the faction's name it really adds extra flavor to it

[icicleteeth]

Eat world…

[otvlanga]

The thing I find hilarious about Skyrim is how shocked everyone is that Dragons exist

“But how?! I thought they were a legend!” says the Dragonsreach guard, as Jarl Balgruuf sits below a massive dragon skull nailed to the wall.

“Dragons… preposterous. Children’s stories.” says another nord, as if nobody in the past 4000 years has ever spread word of the 200 dragon skeletons laying around outside Miraak’s temple on Solstheim.

“Pffft. Dragons my asshole.” says the Ivarstead mailman, as he goes to deliver a package to the Greybeards, whose entire shtick is that they speak dragon and use the dragon-made Thu’um.

[sewerslurper]

This got me fucked up

[bradventuretime]

The funniest thing is Oblivion is widely remembered for being unable to create decent looking faces. The fact that this is so amazingly accurate… Just what IS Ted Cruz?

[corasharper]

Everyone traveling through here has said that the Oblivion Gates have been opening all over Tamriel.