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if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

figma-deactivated20161222

crocanti

toroidalearthtruther

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

toroidalearthtruther

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

escuerzoresucitado

yes yes, very wise

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

pixiexbites

minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

flagellant

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

unbeeliever

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

iphigeniacomplex

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

iphigeniacomplex

and unprovoked

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

killersandqueens

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

boydykedevo

Mixed reviews

hobgoblinhero

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

hobgoblinhero

Boys who up smacking they rat?

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business