[rimeheart]

Hi, Welcome to my Blog #MyBlog

My name is Sky and I'm 30. My pronouns are they/them :) My bio has a typo in it and I've just always left it there because I think it's funny. I'm an author and psychologist but I come here to look at text for fun.

I mainly reblog shitposts as if nightblogging is my day job. I also post about #The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir and #The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. I do not have a queue tag. I just throw that shit in there and it posts semi-hourly.

I enjoy tagging posts with #tumblr lore when I think that they're important to the history of the website. I will not create a side/gimmick blog for this. You can find information on its tagging system here.

My other hobbies include music composition and gaming. I've played League of Legends since 2012 and I fear it's too late for me to quit. I've played every role but if I had to pick mains, it's Senna Support and Vayne ADC.

I'm a competitive Magic: The Gathering player: I play Affinity in Modern because Scars of Mirrodin was the set that got me into Magic.

This is currently my favorite post on Tumblr.

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[girlcoil]

i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

[auckie]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

[virtualgirladvance]

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

[valleythey]

when its finally your turn to perpetuate the cycle

[pizzamafiaart]

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[pitbolshevik]

[medievaljournalist]

an ancient monk has entered a deep meditative trance that allows him to play black ops 2 in his mind

[mullet-man05]

and brother he is teabagging every single kill

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[cryptotheism]

I bet bugs taste good as fuck if you're a bird

[mullet-man05]

dawg they do anyways

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[pretentioussongtitle]

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

[the-rain-monster]

I did this with a fig tree once while hungover as shit and on a walk of shame. Best damn figs I ever ate in my LIFE.

[roach-works]

when i was a teenager in san diego i was an absolutely unrepentant orange thief. climbed a fence to reach a particularly good pomegranate too. scrumping is a noble tradition of whores stretching back centuries and i won’t hear a word against it

[kingscrown666]

I understood what it meant from the context, but I had to look it up cuz no fucking way is that a real word. And

It is. Scrumping.

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[twomothsholdinghands]

[bonesbeetle]

i want to draw so BAD but i have no ideas. staring at the paper ever so tragically

[mullet-man05]

draw a bug party

[bonesbeetle]

[mullet-man05]

I love this so much. 1000/10

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[transarsonist]

Givrally i hate to say this but you should just absolutely Not have those actions bound to a single button press for a variety of reasons

[mullet-man05]

my friend's house has a floodlight in the back. to turn it off you need to use the lightswitch, which is halfway across the house behind a book in a bookshelf. if you leave it on it sets things on fire

[kushblazer666]

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[hunter-rodrigez]