Inside Andrectum

[on-drec-tum] look into my rectum

[ozempicofficial]

[nickmpreg]

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

[nickmpreg]

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

[heylsgowt]

[sacred-portal]

[mousidy]

curious that you think I'm a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

[anglaised]

i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying

[ozempicofficial]

[medievaljournalist]

just so you know i think it was very rude of you to switch our cups when my back was turned. unrelated but can you call an ambulance i want to get my stomach pumped for. recreational purposes

[bugwars]

got a job doing lower back tattoos on stray dogs. they haaaate it lol but it’s good money

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[junglejim4322]

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[jewfrogs]

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

[elleviraa]

Swamp girl spring