doing the Absolute Most

in love with reading, writing, and art // generally nerdy

[froggymp3]

Cetaceans day

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[albertcamusofficial]

[chickenstab]

happy new bears!!

[chickenstab]

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

[prospitdreamer-blog]

[everydaylouie]

Dragon Candle

[nube--s-deactivated20220905]

[cookinguptales]

this is all I’m talking about until halloween sorry i don’t make the rules

[owowles]

they're texting each other

[vergak]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

The group chat is popping

[assassinregrets]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[suiiiika]

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[1000drawings]

Can you just come here?  by Sophie Schultz

[funnytwittertweets]

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[medusabraids]

girl….can we just have one platonic relationship between an older gay character and a younger gay character please s'il vous plaît por favor

[bartolomamba]

Gandalf and frodo

[fluffygif]

Nasturtium in her sun hat

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best