The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson @sherlocks-crotch-blog - Tumblr Blog

Word is Martin Freeman's got a tumblr

Welcome, Martin.

#martin freeman #freemancrotch #johncrotch #sherlock #john watson

#cumbercrotch #crotch #sherlocks crotch #benedict cumberbatch #sherlock

This is what my best friend did when I presented her with Lord of the Rings PEZ dispensers for her birthday.

Then she made Legolas and Aragorn make out.

#gadnalf #lydia #lotr #pez #gollum #fun with gollum

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I’m really glad Sherlock has no canon romances. You get to choose like one of those pick your own adventure books. But instead it’s pick who’s secretly having sex.

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i’m not reblogging this because it’s sherlock’s crotch. i’m reblogging this for the clothes. i suppose no one believes me though…

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You know I did just crop this. There is a full picture. With the rest of him. There is a full picture for every crotch on this blog.

#Parade's end crotch #Parade's end #Sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #Sherlocks crotch #cumbercrotch #cumberbatch #this is by far my favorite crotch on this bog #blog #too lazy to retype that

He's tall, skinny and nerdy. He's not perfect, very socially awkward and quiet. But if you get the chance to know him he's extremely smart and funny. He never makes me feel dumb or unwanted. He even stuck with me through 3 years of detox and drug rehab, he never ever left my side while I was in the hospital. Whether or not I love him I sure as hell need him. And thats my crush story.

He sounds wonderful. That is absolutely adorable. A lot of that description reminds me of my own boyfriend. I WISH YOU TWO THE BEST!

This was so heart warming, thank you for sending it in. You just made my night a little better. :)

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you guys should do that thing where you tell me about your crushes

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#CROTCH AND FACE #I thought it was about time that his face showed up along with the crotch #benedict cumberbatch #Sherlock

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sherlocks-crotch replied to your post: stop posting pictures of yourself. no one cares.

Um scuse you, bitch. Don’t be messing with my Hadley. SHE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

AH HADLEY UR BEAUTIFUL WOW IT’S REALLY WEIRD SAYING MY NAME TO SOMEONE ELSE BUT IT’S YOUR NAME TOO AND IM SO CONFUSED BUT AH

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OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT! I'VE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.

#loooooooooooooooooki #hadley #hadley & hadley

If you had a naked picture of Benedict Cumberbatch would you make his crotch your icon?

Probably not. But I'd save it to my hard drive and maybe one day post it. I don't know though. Ben probably doesn't want his willie flying around on tumblr. Then again he was in frankenstein and there is a fair amount of fanart porn. But I dunno. I wouldn't want Benedict feeling uncomfortable.

Then again if anyone wants to make me a fanart bendydick penis for my icon, go right ahead, darlings.