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Bras

mishasteaparty

#end my life

marcelock

omg…this is sherlock talking 2 john

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halharl-infigar

This is so fuckin funny

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OMFG 😂

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CRINE

sixalien

I love watching this

sherlocksbooty

Im laughing so hard

fatimamononoke

you know when he’s teaching you shit, googling stuff on his phone to show you, making you watch documentaries, giving you all that knowledge, and all it makes you want to do is suck the soul out of his dick?

fatimamononoke

everything he needs is between these thighs

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u got hot wings, a stable income & an apartment between ya thighs? Damn ma

fatimamononoke

yes plus bbq sauce, next question

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faith-undisclosed

Can we please put all of them on a runway? I just got my life

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GO AWFFFFF

plutonical

to all y'all boys who love boys: i hope u get to smooch a boy soon

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chrispineofficial

tfw ur bf is being a dick in front of company

chrispineofficial

but he got an ass that wont quit so u gotta smooth things over

#Im fucking sobbing help me

inevitably-johnlocked

Hi hun, I saw you post earlier that Sherlock had apparently made sure his furniture was child-proofed for Rosie at the end of TFP. Can you show me some examples because everything in the flat looks the same to me with the exception of John's chair?

Sure Nonny!

So when the flat is apparently destroyed everything except their chairs and that rug and everything else, Sherlock replaces a lot of the “cornered” furniture with rounded furniture:

A. That’s not their original breakfast table and chairs. They’re now a rounded set with a little shelf under them.

B, C, and D. Same with the long table, the chair at the end of the couch, and the stack of magazines. The sitting room table is now a small rounded one, the chair now has fully padded arms, and the stack of magazines have been replaced with rounded dressers, which Sherlock probably now keeps his military porn stash the magazines:

(E) used to be a hard-edged metal table, and (F) used to be a shelf with a lot of breakables on it.

And (G) used to be a very wobbly-looking side table. It’s been replaced with the sturdy one we see in TFP:

Plus, I believe the bookshelves are also less-cluttered as well, and those glass cases we see in the above image no longer have breakables in them

Sherlock literally changed the common area of the flat so he could be a better parent for Rosie.

Stab me.

Look, I’m not a fan of parentlock in this arc, but good god this is EXACTLY how I imagined Sherlock as a parent. And if we’re going with the John’s TAB theory, this is exactly how John imagines Sherlock as a parent too.

marcespot

@inevitably-johnlocked Nice one, Steph. I did notice some changes in the flat but wow I didn’t see there were so many!

I like that reading, of Sherlock changing the flat to make it child-proof. Goes in tandem with what I thought about this change being a metaphor for John and Sherlock rebuilding their friendship from scratch into something new. The flat may apparently look the same at first glance, but it’s actually not. Just like the boys’ relationship, “it has all the qualities of the old, with some of the colour of the new”– the added element being their romance. Sherlock, John and Rosie are now a “family.”

Now of course, since we’re in John’s head, this not only works as actual foreshadowing, but gives us an insight into his hopes for the future. This is the life John wishes he could have.

inevitably-johnlocked

YES MARCE, exactly. It’s symbolic of their relationship “starting fresh”. This is literally the only thing in TFP I will accept as actually happening.