@nothingbutnowhere I love the way your brain thinks! I was really struggling about what species to make Price… so I’m totally doing that now (if I get to drawing more of the SW x COD)
Contains: 18+, Unethical and creepy maintenance man!Simon, I don't know how else to put this but he comes on your toys in your shower when he enters your apartment for maintenance, come eating, if I missed anything lmk
It could be worse. Really, the building you live in isn't that old or in disrepair, just out of date. There's only been one thing you've needed to call maintenance for.
Despite this, you see the maintenance guy around a bunch, or at least his truck full of various tools and parts parked outside the buildings. The man himself proves to be elusive and you've only seen him when he came into your apartment to fix the heat. Tall, stoic, and handsome. Polite with his face mask and shoe covers. His eyes glance around your apartment, seemingly bored with the way his eyelids droop. Neither of you attempt small talk while he works and you stand awkwardly across the room. He scribbles down some info about the repair on a carbon copy sheet and tears one off for you, nodding when you thank him. His eyes travel down your body, making your genuine smile fade as you silently wish for him to leave.
It's the time when you don't see him in your apartment that causes an issue.
You're a person who likes to play solo. Regardless of whether or not you're getting laid, there's fun to be had in reveling in your imagination while you masteurbate.
And what better place to play than in the shower? Warm, steamy air, nice and wet and sensitive...
So not one or two, but three toys sit in the corner of your shower, their own little city line of dildo skyscrapers, varying in lengths and thicknesses.
Therein lies the problem. You usually keep them there. And why not? No roommates, the only one in there is you!
Until you're not.
You return to your apartment one day to a pink slip sitting innocently on your bathroom counter. The scribble you can barely make out reads: Ceiling fixed- upstairs bathroom tub leak, with the date and an illegible signature.
Your face drains of blood as you look over and see the open shower curtain.
Without a doubt the maintenance guy saw your toys.
Well it's time to leave the country and change your name and start a new life.
But something catches your eye. You step over to the tub and take a closer look. Lines of white streak the toys, some sort of liquid running down them.
That's- no. There's no way. That can't be come.
Against better judgment you reach out tentatively, pointer finger sliding through the mess, which sticks to you when you pull back.
You look at the slip clenched in your other hand. At the bottom, something is written directly on it in pen:
6pm for payment
Ok first of all that's not how that works, and second of all: fuck. He has a key. And you've seen him before, he's huge and muscular enough he can definitely pull the chain right out of the wall if you used it to keep him out. You're screwed. You're going to have to leave the country, this time for another reason. You should march right down to the rental office and demand to be let out of the lease. You should be grabbing your emergency bag and going to stay with a friend. You should be filing for a fucking restraining order.
But you're frozen, breaths ragged and loud in the enclosed space and your heart pounds in your chest so hard it nearly rattles your ribcage. The- stuff- on your finger is a glossy, milky white. You definitely should not be touching it. But you have to admit that deep down the real come (and not your own) on the toys looks good.
You stick your finger in your mouth.
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Part 2
More Simon
So This amazing fic jogged a memory of the maintenance guy seeing my toys in the shower- mortifying btw- so naturally I decided to extrapolate into a fic. Because I'm totally normal!
something something kiss cam at a hockey game where there’s an empty seat between you and soap but he’s cute, gives you a smirk and a why not? shrug, leans over to give you such a filthy kiss the camera has to cut away seconds later.
the next time the kiss cam comes on, the seat between you is filled, and ghost decides he deserves a kiss too.
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