Inconsistent posting with no foundation @wonderwallofbrokenhymen - Tumblr Blog

Wow. It's been 5 years since I logged into tumblr. Fun facts about me now:

- I'm 27

- I have a dog

- I'm engaged

- I own a car

- I have a house

- I do normal people things

Life is weird. Bye see you in 5 years for my next update. PEACE.

underrmyumbrellaella

this is the true gen z experience

mass-exodus

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

vodkassassin

man and you were only six hours old

alisonzai

alexbam

french-verbz

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

timecouldnever

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

whosfuckingbad

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

bisexuanal

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

funnyjoke

bitchycode

stability

sadscreencaps

iamjessemccartney

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

asteroidarsonist

wh

why

iamjessemccartney

cod

dogs2thesequel

i remember in 2014 everyone was pointing out how creepy twilight was and how edward was constantly depicted as a stalker and the shit with jacob literally falling in love with a fucking baby and now its 2018 and people are trying to claim twilight was actually good all along and we only hated it bc of misogyny or whatever like… how did y’all get less woke