Hide your crazy, and start acting like a lady.

19. Mountain living. Piercing junkie.

[weirdnessisgood]

[dollvom1t-deactivated20251105]

Modern Baseball // Rock Bottom

[270293]

if you really care about someone, there’s no such thing as not having enough time for them

[druginfluenced]

advice on how to pick up girls?

lift with your legs not your back

[disabilityhealth]

To do:

Sleep more

Stress less

[disabilityhealth]

Needing other people doesn’t make you weak.

Reminder for bad days (via disabilityhealth)

[royeah-deactivated20180326]

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

[shes-a-corn-starrr]

When one of my good joints starts hurting

Me: I have been betrayed.

[shes-a-corn-starrr]

Frodo, camouflaging herself in my belt... Per usual

[torontomami-deactivated20160330]

GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX. I REPEAT, GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX. GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX!!!

[moonles-sky]

When you’re limping around because your hips or knees are acting up and someones like ‘aaaaww what happened?’ And you’re there just like ’…well I was born’

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[whitegoldblue-deactivated201605]

ok

[shes-a-corn-starrr]

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

[colisoes]

[shes-a-corn-starrr]

I finally got a sparkly butt plug and it honestly just made my day.

[artmania-feed]

[detective-terribledetective]

I just thought to myself “what on earth is that pitiful whining noise in the background?” and then I realized that it was coming from me.

Yikes.