Venting And Shitposting

25. Sweden. Stage worker, soprano and forest wanderer. Inbox me if you want me to trigger tag something.

[largishcat]

[fallingmaddlyinlove]

i think the worst part abt having avoidant personality disorder is how small you feel. everywhere you go. it is so tiring. everyone is always somehow above you, and you are always the lowest and the least qualified

[dizzociating]

[mauveceae]

Swedish commentator: "He looks a bit like I did the first time I went to a gay club. Full of confidence and a little too much glitter."

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[omghotmemes]

Keep on trolling in the free world

[vistakai]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

[acourtofdreamsandstarrynights]

Amren: she is your mate, not your spy! Go get her!

Rhysand: she is my mate AND my spy...

Amren:

Rhysand: and the High Lady of the Night Court

Everyone:

[acomaflove]

Rhysand: *Sees the Suriel*

Suriel: .....

Rhysand:

[acomaflove]

Suriel: *Calls Rhysand Feyre’s mate*

Feyre: Hold up...MATE?!?

Suriel:

[mister-brightside]

germany:

i don’t feel hate :)

finland:

P̷̨͖̹̬͊̐̊̎͆Ư̷̜̥̩̺̻̮̺͈͕͐̈́̾̒̆̍͠T̶͍̼̝̅̚ ̵̢̛̞̪̦̬̤͎̣̤̥̥̩̾̄̀͂̃́͛̍͂͑Y̴̢̧̨̟̫̗̰͎̪̤͎̫͆͊ͅÓ̸̡̩̠̣̲̠̗̳̉̒U̴̩̗̣̾̈͊̌̂͝R̵͚̫͕̭̬̬͓̱̝̳̓̐͗̍̽ ̴̪̘͎̲̲͉̻͍̻͔̖͓̿̂̓̋̄̾̈́̋̏̃́͜ͅM̵͖̹̠̪͖͐̄́̐͛͒̒͑͋̇̈́͜ͅI̷̲̬͐D̸͔̟̗͍̗́Ḑ̶̛̠̬̞͈̤̯͔̠̳͍̰̫͙̑̑̏̐̎̆̈́Ḽ̶̨̖̣̺͍̪̣̣̣̎͗̒͛͑͜͝Ë̶̫̯̩͕͇͙̲̠́̀̿̀͗̿͆̕ ̷̯̻̖̽̂̌̄̈́́F̷͙͙̘͕͇́͊̍́́͑͐͛͛̈́͝Î̵̳̲̣̜͋̈́̇̉̿̏̓͂͝N̸̨̡̨̩̩̠̻̖̣̣̦̈G̶̙̱̞͎̰̹̼̲͍̣̘̠̰͒̋ͅE̸͇̩̖̤̜͇̭̩̬͋̋͒̽̃̓ͅͅŖ̶̧̨̤̱̰̲̳̳̪̭̫͓̿̽͐̈́̓̌͌͛S̶̟͍̣͚͓̲̝̞̺̰͖͍͒͗̀̈͘ ̵͍̠̘͉̙͂̑͂͒͝Ǘ̶̲̥̄͐̌̄̾̚P̸̧̨͉̻̭̯̱͉̜̤̤̉͐͐̇̌

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[forthesapphicsonly]

[thiscantbecured]

do you ever just remember that you’re gonna be you for the rest of your life and think “ah shit”

[holdmyaffectation]

someone: you need to make a decision!

me: *starts crying*

[the-memedaddy]

me irl