BREAKING NEWS
Detroit Red Wings trade away entire team in exchange for a few draft picks and a taco.
āIām so fucking done with this team,ā GM Ken Holland said when asked about the trades.Ā āNo matter what, itās never enough. So I just said fuck it. Trade the whole team. Just nuke it and start over. Iām just done. So done. Now, if you need me, Iāll be in my office eating my taco.ā















