breathe you in.

Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.

[femaleintimacy-deactivated20210]

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[lunasong365]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I can’t get over the fact I used to live down the street from that GODISNOWHERE church and would get a chuckle every time I walked past it to the train station.

[jedi-anakin]

STANLEY TUCCI: SEARCHING FOR ITALY (2021)

[emmashouldbewriting]

Seems reasonable

[darksouschef]

This is what I do when customers piss me off

[lousolversons]

What We Do In The Shadows - S3E08 - The Wellness Center

[everythingfox]

Cowboy

📷: Jeremy Parkerr

[oldfilmsflicker]

[closet-keys]

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

[tmtm-tcb]

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

[everythingfox]

Have some cute foxes

[gingerly-writing]

Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂

I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but: 

IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT

[awed-frog]

[autisticexpression]

Every day, people on this site commit acts of heresy that would have got them burned at the stake in the past.

[black-nata]

it’s what our heretic ancestors burned at the stake would have wanted

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ccorinthian]

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[bramblepatch]

ehh fuck = “I might as well do this”

[rocktheholygrail]

Michael Schur’s speech at The Good Place series finale table read

[everythingfox]

Juniper

[everythingfox]

Two cute puppies

(via)

[milfshakess]

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[sentrysvoid]

Tammy Thompson. I wanted her to look at me. But… she couldn’t pull her eyes away from you and your stupid hair. And I didn’t understand, because you would get bagel crumbs all over the floor. And you asked dumb questions. And you were a douchebag. And- And you didn’t even like her and… I would go home… and just scream into my pillow.

Stranger Things | Chapter Seven: The Bite (3.07)

[summersblood]

Dead to Me | 2x01 - “You Know What You Did”

[aubrey-plaza]

TED LASSO | 2x02 - Lavender

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