Witch of Sir Durandal

spoilers, for the love of Serge Durandal! continue at your own discretion. wizardess heart blog. learning how to draw and write.

[nitia95]

Apparently,

these arrived in the shop where I work and I can't help but think of Randy...

BECAUSE WE KNOW HE'D LOVE THEM!!!

Still, I'd never wear them 🙈

[sheyreen]

He'd enchant them and they'd be living plushies stuck on sweaters forever...

[sheyreen]

Astrology and Life: Here are our recommended match for you! Sweet and dreamy Pisces, intense and perceptive Scorpio, ambitious and hardworking Capricorn, strong and stable Taurus! Look, this meticulous Virgo is a little sensitive but cute isn’t he? How about your Cancer childhood friend who understands you almost perfectly? They suit your mood-swings, sensitivity, need for mutual love and security!

My moony crab ass peering over to the NO-GO counter: ..... OOOH, that fiery self-serving Aries looks SHINY

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[claricechiarasorcha]

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

[sheyreen]

realized that i don't smoke when no one's around. oh, so i smoke to endure people.

here’s to my lungs’ health.

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Apparently something similar happened during a production of Much Ado at Rikers Island because a bunch of inmates wanted to beat the shit out of Claudio, which is more than fair tbh

[let-the-awful-song-be-heard]

honestly Shakespeare would be so pleased to know his plays were nearly starting brawls centuries into the future

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

When you say “you should be the real you” do you mean the me who my anxiety is trying to suppress it of fear of being made fun of. Or do you mean the me who is anxious.

[gigaguessmtg]

Be the you that you are after you say “Fuck it.”

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Shit. That’s actually a really good answer

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[xtafur-blog]

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.

[days-e]

Mermay week 2

[sheyreen]

whisper to me kinky facts.

i mean, trivias. not necessarily about sex. just, hot. scientific. facts.

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[sheyreen]

How can you look at someone you love, and know you wouldn't spend the rest of your life with them?

[youre-a-wizard-liz-hart]

WH after I accidentally open it: shall we date? Me, bitter: we shall not.

[sheyreen]

As Usual, A Fake Smile

He does not know how much what he said hurts her. How can he, when she does not tell? But she does not want to weigh him down. She does not want him to be careful with his words, and leave many things unsaid. She does not want him to be uneasy around her. She does not want him to see her as a weakling, as a burden. Yet she is hurt, very hurt, and she wishes he'd know.

[sheyreen]

He was cursed.

The Prince had the brain and the charm, a special entity tailored for the throne.

Yet he fell for a girl who spent all the nights before tonight to rid of dust—the dust enters her breath into her bloodstream, and settles in her brain and her heart. She was the girl with dusty skin and worn grey eyes, Cinderella.

The Witch had poisoned his heart—he watched it rot with every second he passed with her. Under the illusion that he's only alive when he was with the girl, while all she wanted was to run from all the dust, to the scandalous blink of the finer things in life.

Ah, the worst part of the story?

She fell for him. Knowing he was invested by the vile curse that clouded his mind in black mist; yet still falling for his brilliance and lovestruck eyes.

She knew the spell will end when the clock strikes twelve.

His cursed eyes saw through her facade and he took her heart, holding her flighty spirit in place.

In a waltz that lasts all night, to the grand music that reverberates through tall pillars, in the bask of golden chandelier light, through the enchanted crowd—she clung onto him with every twirl of borrowed gown.

His love would've been for any girl whom the Witch chooses; still she greedily savored his warmth.

Before midnight she would present his grand fake love with the grandest betrayal.

That way perhaps a flicker of her memory will remain after the spell ends.

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[mintfox19]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY

[bonepriestess]

In case you need some ideas for banishing spells against unwanted spirits.