Smiling @ Pedestrians

⚠️He/Him, adult man, call me Orion. Plz click the meno button for links n'shit.⚠️

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Hi, I'm Orion, nice to meet you. I am an adult, and this blog is mainly for those who are 18+.

Artblog Kofi

Art Commissions:

Open!

Other places to find me:

Artfight

Bluesky

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How in the FUCK do you think you good enough to cheat on MEGAN THEE STALLION LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

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Is both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fucking booty cheeks? Yes. Do I love both shows? Yes. These things do not have to be mutually exclusive, because at the end of the day at least those shows aren't fucking AI fruit Love Island.

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I fucking pathetic Rodimus and Ultra Magnus with all my heart, it's great over here, I need them drug through the mud.

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If you haven't seen the new episode: we find out Gangle is actually Kendrick Lamar.

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For anyone who hasn't seen the newest episode: Kinger is pregnant with Kaufmo's baby and wants to get a digi-bortion, but due to roe v. Wade being overturned, Caine can't give it to him.

Everyone is mad at Jax because he keeps mentioning the chicken fetus thing, and Ragatha is a fascist.

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Calling it now. Either Jax or Kinger will delete everyone else, and either one will be left alone.

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"Oh no, where'd all our cultures go?"

The humble Me, standing in the center of the lab with a spoon, my dreams and stomach fulfilled: get your notes out, I'm brewing something *magical*.

(It's E. coli)

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boy boobs

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"Mothers are uncelebrated, overworked, and made to endure thankless drudgery" and "Society equates womanhood with motherhood and romanticizes the role of mothers to push women towards domestic confinement" are both true statements about patriarchy by the way

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The point is to sucker you into indentured servitude with pretty words

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I am very much exploring different niches and hobbies this year. And one of them that has caught my eye is yumeshipping.

I have decided to yumeship myself with Unicron from Transformers and Agatha Trunchbull from Matilda.

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Repost 9: Optimus YES

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the birth of optimus prime

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YEAAAHH YEAH, TRAMSGANDER YES

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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

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“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

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I have so many AUs. So many. I need to get my shit together and write something.

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I have so many AUs. So many. I need to get my shit together and write something.

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The thought of Alpha Trion being a bit of a glass canon at the age he's in is fun to me. Like, the thought of him putting belt to ass and just absolutely demolishing whoever is in front of him, but the moment they hit him hard enough somewhere, it's game over. Instant knock out. He's slumped on the ground, snoring.

Like just absolutely dog walks Megatron but then Starscream gets that sneaky hit on him and he's taking a nap on the ground.

Family guy death pose, but it's 10 times funnier cause bro took out the Big Bad himself with almost no effort, but got kicked by Starscream once, and now he's taking a fucking power nap.

Pee paw got that farmer strength, but he ain't got that farmers' resilience anymore.

Bro was quite literally one of the first of his species and lived all the way up until present day earth give him a fucking break.