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@shibemusesmoved
hello! my name is ryn, i’m 21 years old, white, bi, art student, and my pronouns are she/her. this is an independent and mutuals only dash only (for now) multimuse blog for several characters, re-established may of 2021. make sure to read my rules doc before interacting. please. i beg.
RULES ◦ MUSES ◦ PROMO ◦ MAIN OC ◦ INTEREST CHECK
;; feral siblings time
;; like this post for a canon dialogue starter! Specify muse or it’ll be random.
@saibito - s.c
Nezuko felt a shiver pass through her frame, wracking it until it felt cold and empty. She stared at the boulder, her hands clasping the training blade tight, despite the weariness that filled her bones.
She had been training for nearly two years. Her big brother was still asleep. It felt like he wasn’t even alive, and if she didn’t lay her head against his breast, she would have thought he wasn’t breathing. But he was. Still.
The girl sighed, pressing her head wearily against the boulder’s cold surface, her frazzled raven hair sweeping over her shoulders.
Her kimono felt too small, too broken, even after being rolled up for better movement. It should be a sign of her growth, and yet... She didn’t feel older at all. She was still a scared little girl.
Did this make her sad? No. Her eyes filled with fire, a burning pyre of rage and frustrations, as she lifted her head and began to scream her fury into the snowy forest.
“JUST BREAK IN HALF ALREADY!”
;; starter call! No cap for now!!
* indie + private multimuse featuring muses from kimetsu no yaiba, puella magi madoka magica, nintendo, moomin and more! all penned by ryn.
* rules + muses
;; muses to be added: kiki (kiki’s delivery service), sheeta (castle in the sky), ponyo (ponyo), sophie walten (twf), sha (twf), banny (twf), secret muses.
;; hey folks! I plan on returning here once my winter break starts. I have some muses to add, and I know season 2 of KN.Y will reinvigorate my muse too. Thanks for your patience!
“someday, I’ll bring onii-chan here to see the wisteria.”
edit of Nezuko during Final Selection.
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safety in pills, sophie. clean versions under the cut <33 [rb > likes!]
nonverbal meme prompts ↪ they seem few & far between, so i tried to come up with as many scenarios as i could think of where dialogue wasn’t a necessary starting point. some are more uh specific than others / drabble-y, but they’re all dialogue-free ( tho ofc this does not necessarily extend to the response itself ). to reverse who sends what, send ‘ [ prompt ]+ ’ ! alter any as you see fit, & lemme know if anything’s unclear ♡
[ pull ] sender pulls receiver closer to them
[ touch ] sender places their hand affectionately on receiver
[ guide ] sender helps receiver through a difficult video game
[ lean ] sender leans on receiver
[ pierce ] sender helps receiver with a new piercing ( doing, aftercare, etc )
[ sit ] sender sits in receiver’s lap
[ spar ] sender pins receiver down in a practice fight
[ cook ] sender makes food for receiver
[ slide ] sender pushes an item across the table to receiver
[ kiss ] sender kisses ( lips, cheek, forehead, hand, etc )
[ lead ] sender leads receiver someplace
[ wound ] sender injures muse in a fight ( practice or real )
[ snap ] sender takes a photo of receiver ( candid or posed )
[ drape ] sender drapes their arm around receiver’s shoulders
[ bullet ] sender takes a bullet for receiver ( literal or figurative )
[ nap ] sender falls asleep against receiver
[ teeth ] sender bears teeth at receiver
[ trace ] sender traces one of receiver’s scars
[ cocktail ] sender makes / gives receiver a cocktail
[ comfort ] sender comforts receiver when they are upset / crying
[ bouquet ] sender surprises receiver with a bouquet
[ massage ] sender gives receiver a massage ( planned, spontaneous, full body, shoulder, etc )
[ mentor ] sender takes muse under their wing
[ tattoo ] sender helps receiver with a new tattoo ( doing, aftercare, etc )
[ dare ] receiver acts out a dare from sender
[ hug ] sender pulls receiver into a hug
[ phone ] receiver sees sender smiling at something on their phone
[ popcorn ] sender makes popcorn for a movie night
[ wake ] sender tries to wake receiver
[ groom ] sender tries to make receiver look more presentable
[ flower ] sender places a flower behind receiver’s ear
[ sad ] sender looks at receiver sorrowfully
[ playlist ] sender curates a playlist
[ fashion show ] sender tries to help receiver choose an outfit
[ shield ] sender steps between receiver and danger
[ bandage ] sender helps bandage up receiver’s wounds
[ duel ] muses get into a fight
[ fear ] sender finds receiver having a nightmare
[ hold ] sender holds receiver’s hand
[ bruise ] sender finds receiver with a bruise / tries to help receiver cover up a bruise
[ brush ] sender brushes / styles / dyes receiver’s hair
[ portrait ] receiver paints a portrait of receiver
[ assist ] sender helps the receiver with a task they’re struggling in
[ wow ] sender does something to really amaze receiver
[ glare ] sender is still hurt after an argument
[ roast ] muses roast marshmallows together / make s’mores
[ shoot ] muses attend a game of paintball
[ diary ] receiver writes a journal entry about sender ( maybe they find it ? )
[ dance ] sender whisks receiver onto to ‘ dance floor ’ ( can be actual or pretend )
[ rest ] sender rests their chin on receiver’s head / shoulder
[ manicure ] sender paints receiver’s nails
[ tuck ] sender tucks in receiver’s shirt, hair behind ear, etc
[ chin ] sender lifts receiver’s chin up
[ lap ] sender puts their feet in receiver’s lap
[ write ] receiver writes sender a note
[ play ] muses play a board game / card game together
[ glance ] receiver catches sender looking at them
[ ill ] sender takes care of receiver when they are unwell
[ hearth ] sender lights a fire
[ tap ] sender taps receiver on the shoulder
[ bake ] muses bake together
[ read ] sender reads to receiver
[ study ] sender tries to help receiver study
[ push ] sender pushes receiver in anger
[ skill ] receiver tries to assist sender in learning a new skill
[ coated ] receiver finds sender covered in blood
[ gesture ] sender motions for receiver to follow them
[ downpour ] receiver finds sender out in the rain
image-based prompts pt. 1 ( not ship-specific ) ↪ send in a number without looking, & receive a drabble / starter / etc inspired by the image. — please note that whilst some of these have clear settings, a lot were chosen for their ambiguity. these are meant to inpsire - go nuts with your imagination ! i’m hoping y’all get some cool aus etc out of some of these ♡
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young royals ( 2021 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from netflix’s swedish ya drama. non-contextual spoilers. trigger warning for mentions of sexual activity, drugs, alcohol, death, implied internalised homophobia, bullying. alter as you see fit ♡
“at least you can stay for a cup of coffee?”
“hey, wait up. did you sleep together?”
“he’s probably making out with someone. forget it.”
“i can’t take it anymore.”
“what are you doing?”
“and he had to finish your sentence. what’s going on? you like him.”
“every time you see your dad, you get all depressed.”
“you’re still here, so obviously you must want something.”
“are you high? what the hell are you on?”
“does this make you horny?”
“i like [town name], but i don’t want to live here forever.”
“you can leave now. go home. i’m staying here for the weekend.”
“do you want chocolate?”
“how do you feel?”
“it’s kind of hard to tell them apart, you know.”
“you’re a worthless drunk.”
“you … you need to figure out what you want. and you can take all the time you need. and i respect that. but you have to do it by yourself. i don’t want to be anyone’s secret.”
“you have to stop pretending that you’re not afraid.”
“that’s the thing, i just don’t want that.”
“it’s something new. something fresh.”
“can we talk privately for a minute?”
“and if anyone gives you a hard time, you know, just let me know, and i’ll take care of it.”
“you do know you don’t need to hide?”
“are you gonna let us in?”
“promise to let me know if there’s anything i can do.”
“hey, we won’t go blind from your moonshine, right?”
“i’m just getting a good vibe. that’s all.”
“you’re so fucking pathetic.”
“you realize that this will have consequences?”
“he’s such a fucking idiot.”
“i wanted us to have a few minutes alone.”
“when you’re young, love feels like the most important thing in the world.”
“i really like you.”
“felt like i had to rescue you from that situation.”
“it got so damn hot in there, i thought i’d get some fresh air.”
“you are allowed your own opinions. it’s cool.”
“i’ve seen the way you look at each other.”
“here, this one is a little big for me, but i think it’ll look great on you.”
“do you think royal dick is different than regular?”
“you’re the only one here i feel i can actually talk to.”
“i haven’t heard anything yet, but i’ll tell you as soon as i do.”
“you can’t just lie here jerking off.”
“i don’t want to go to some fucking boarding school!”
“i’ve missed this place so much.”
“are you going to horror movie night on friday?”
“but i like you. and that is not fake.”
“you don’t need to share everything.”
“we should go to a concert again sometime.”
“you’re fucking crazy!”
“where have you been? i’ve been trying to reach you.”
“just don’t use the school’s wi-fi for porn surfing. could be embarrassing.”
“but no matter what, they can’t dictate what you say.”
“sorry about last night.”
“i don’t want to talk to you!”
“i don’t wanna sound like an idiot.”
“i was thinking, would you like to have a sleepover at my place? because that’s something friends do. it’s going to be really cozy.”
“i think maybe we should forget about that.”
“you can’t really see that it is you.”
“i mean, it could be anyone. it’s so fucking stupid.”
“i don’t want to say anything.”
“now you’re doing it again. you’re trying to take care of me.”
“i can take it, it’s okay.”
“that’s not true. i haven’t spoken to my parents.”
“we haven’t done anything wrong.”
“you’re beautiful! you’re so beautiful.”
“i’m gay, [name].”
“seriously? what the fuck is your problem?”
“you keep letting people piss on you!”
“i just assumed you didn’t want special treatment.”
“keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
“so you thought you’d start spreading false rumours without having any proof?”
“i just didn’t want to lose you.”
“uh, there’s pizza left if you want some.”
“everybody thinks you’re perfect. you know that, right?”
“he’s just been outed.”
“i’m going to fuck this up.”
“he bloody ruined my fucking life!”
“why are you sitting in your room sulking when you have a crush to hang out with?”
“hi. sorry, i was feeling a bit better. so i thought it was okay that i hung out with some friends.”
“everyone should be allowed to live as gay or straight or whatever they want.”
“i woke up in my own bed. that’s always something.”
“could i just have one second? just one second alone, please?”
“i’m sorry. but it was, like, the only way.”
“i thought, everyone deserves a second chance.”
“i’m sorry about the mess. i wasn’t expecting such distinguished company.”
“i just don’t want you to be treated badly again.”
“oh, fuck.”
“you don’t even… aren’t you even gonna answer me?”
“i didn’t know that one was supposed to sign up.”
“in real life, you don’t pay to get ahead.”
“and what the fuck does your dad do?”
“let’s try to have some table manners.”
“it’s, like, really serious.”
“who the hell can live like this for three fucking years?”
“that’s what happens when you buy the cheap ones.”
“i need your help with something. ”
“being a prince is not a punishment, but a privilege.”
“it’s awesome to just chill out.”
“or maybe he lied about that too. what do i know?”
“you have to give people a chance.”
“you have to try to see it from my perspective.”
“what the hell’s this?”
“what happened to "we should forget about it”?”
“stop being so fucking stubborn and try to understand my situation.”
“sometimes it’s better not to say everything.”
“i was just bored.”
“have you ever had a boyfriend?”
“sometimes it’s better to keep quiet.”
“can i get you some coffee?”
“nobody else cares about these things.”
“i lost track of time.”
“everybody does the same things and everybody knows everybody.”
“thanks for rescuing me yesterday.”
“remember when he came up to us the first week and was like, “what’s up?"”
“i need you to delete all our texts.”
“i can’t keep doing this anymore.”
“are you gonna let them go on with their bullshit?”
“i want to be with you.”
“here’s a blanket, a pillow, and bed sheets. there you go.”
“okay, yeah. you don’t seem to have grasped what i’m trying to say.”
“it’s usually boring as hell.”
“he’s been dealing to us for months.”
“i don’t want to talk to him.”
“don’t you wanna date [name] anymore?”
“i don’t know why he’s started texting me again. he knows i don’t want anything to do with him.”
“yeah, we had a shitload of drugs.”
“we could murder someone, and nobody would say a word.”
“she needs some fun.”
“he’s just doing it to fuck with me.”
“it’s such a weird question.”
“i just wanted to say hi. i don’t believe we’ve met. ”
“but i still want us to be friends.”
“if i were to stay here… would you… like to keep me company? just you and me.”
“everything’s, like, upside down now.”
“have you always lived here?”
“damn it. sorry. shit. i completely forgot.”
“i’m sure someone has a story to tell.”
“you’ve got to put yourself first. i mean, no matter what he thinks about it.”
“come on! you can’t just sit there stuck in your room.”
“you can snuggle up in my safe arms if it gets scary.”
“i want to live a normal life.”
“let me have a look. you can hardly see it.”
“any other dick that’s been sucked?”
“you just expect everything to be on your terms.”
“i want to know everything!”
“you don’t have to go there. i’ll take care of myself.”
“has anyone ever told you how pretty you are?”
“i’ll just stay in and go to bed early.”
“thanks for explaining the schedule.”
“i’d rather die.”
“i don’t want you to be mad.”
“promise to tell me if something is wrong.”
“i can’t be dressed like this if you’re dressed like that.”
“it’s really complicated.”
“it feels like you don’t care what people think about you, or if you have a lot of friends and stuff.”
“nobody asked you to come. feel free to leave if you want.”
“well, nobody has ever, ever asked for this!”
“there isn’t so much to do around here.”
“you’ve become such a snob.”
“i know you’re only trying to help me.”
“do you like it here?”
“i don’t wanna go in there. we’re not even invited. fuck this.”
“don’t you think it’s weird [name] invited us to come?”
“if they hadn’t been here, would you’ve, uh, made out with me?”
“so, you’re an actual proper couple now?”
“you’re thinking about someone else.”
“you’re right. we’re doing this together.”
“thanks… for nothing.”
“why are you even so obsessed with him?”
“i want you to hold me.”
“call me when you want to be picked up.”
“what the fuck do you care?”
“i don’t think we’re a couple or anything. i don’t know what it is.”
“you never asked me!”
“your focus should be on comforting me so that i can comfort him.”
“it’s not that hard. you have to be able to keep up appearances.”
“famous people make videos like that.”
“maybe somebody forgot to tell me, as usual.”
“just make a move on [name] and show him what you want.”
“you wanna stay a while and jam?”
“have you talked to your parents about it?”
“a diverse bunch of losers, who’ll never amount to anything.”
“why can’t i decide how the hell i want to live?”
“apparently, i’m the only one who doesn’t know everybody.”
“i used to have straight a’s on every test.”
“it will damage our reputation.”
“i’m fucking starving.”
“why is it called tax "evasion” but welfare “scam”? it’s all right that rich people cheat, but when poor people do it, it’s messed up. for rich people, it’s not even called “welfare”, it’s called "deduction."”
“what the fuck is rowing?”
“what the hell have you done, [name]?”
“good voice, man.”
“why can’t i just have a relationship with him?”
“did you have fun last friday?”
“all the people are fake. they’re made out of metal.”
what do you want me to say? i’m sorry!”
“is this some kind of prank?”
“i like you when you are yourself!”
“but you like him, don’t you?”
“she shouldn’t talk to you like that.”
“are you into him?”
“something’s not right, i think we should head back to the road.”
“do you have trouble sleeping?”
“doesn’t anyone care what i want?”
“just don’t tell anyone that i’ve been here.”
“i was going to text you back, but…”
“your only mistake was that you hung out with the wrong kind of people.”
“i just wanted to help.”
“i know you’ll use anything to get high or drunk.”
“it’s time to stop being so selfish.”
“i just want my fucking money.”
“you should’ve planned ahead. didn’t you bring a sandwich?”
“who the fuck wants to be normal anyway?”
“you fucking told me you were the one i could always come to!”
“i take it back.”
“i can see there’s something going on.”
“i have to finish getting ready, so if you could please leave.”
“no one likes me when i’m myself.”
“i hope you have a nice christmas.”
“i’m gonna do the wrong things, say the wrong things.”
“my mom is gonna kill me.”
“do you remember what you said to me last night?”
“i cannot be dragged into this.”
“i like you too.”
“you’re no longer a part of my family.”
“it’s well-suited for smaller people.”
“i assume that he thought that it would make him popular.”
“i didn’t ask for this!”
“it’s no problem. i like doing it.”
“it feels like i’m gonna throw up.”
“don’t i get any breakfast?”
“whatever i do, i can’t do anything right.”
“we haven’t been to any party whatsoever.”
“did you get my texts?”
“i think it sounds romantic.”
“uh, wait, you have to come to the horror movie night on friday.”
“i liked what you said in there, [name].”
“okay, maybe he used to be a player, but love can actually change you.”
“it’s nice to make an effort and dress up for dinner.”
“i’m in a fucked-up situation and i’m trying to talk to you.”
“you don’t understand. i was gonna pay it.”
“you’re not that kind of guy.”
“i was about to go outside and, um, do you wanna come with?”
“what about me?”
“it was… okay, i guess.”
“can i sit with you?”
“you call this a scary movie?”
“i have a million things to take care of, i don’t have time to talk to you.”
“have you lost it completely?”
“but i’m starving.”
“this past year has been difficult for me.”
“i don’t get it. she’s making it into such a big deal.”
“no, this won’t work. just take it off, please.”
“i’m not like that.”
“fuck you. it’s not a crush.”
“then i know that i can’t count on you.”
“can’t you come see me in [town] sometime?”
“it’s just that we can’t be seen together.”
“he was still sleeping when i walked in.”
“doesn’t bother me at all. i’ve seen it. absolutely. 100%.”
“[name] is really getting on my nerves! seriously.”
“i want us to be friends again.”
“i thought you and [name] were friends.”
“make sure you check your dms. okay?”
“you think it’s fun to fuck with people like me?”
“never spend money you don’t have. okay?”
“you think i’m stupid?”
“this sucks.”
“how nice to see some smiles.”
“this isn’t just about me, but my entire family.”
“i’m going to marry her.”
“are you threatening me?”
“don’t you realize the shit storm that follows if i come out?”
“i don’t want you to talking to her.”
“remember what we saw during movie night? when they sat next to each other?”
“i love you.”
“i just want to hang out with you.”
"there’s no point in having a back-up if you never use it.”
“pretend i’m saying something clever.”
“how’s [name]? he must be totally devastated.”
“what do you think they think we’re talking about?”
“everything is fake. everything in the world is fake.”
“[name] is dead.”
“it just wasn’t what i thought it would be like.”
“since when did you start liking him for real?”
“what a fucking douchebag. god!”
“what the hell are you saying? chill out!”
futurama ( 1999 - 2013 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from the animated science fiction show. alter as you see fit ♡
“let’s get the hell out of here already! screw history!”
“when you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”
“you have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.”
"stop! the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.“
"she’s stuck in an infinite loop and he’s an idiot. that’s love for you.”
“all i know is my gut says maybe.”
“i’ve never seen a super nova blow up. but if it’s anything like my old chevy nova, it’ll light up the night sky!”
“every christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for goose-burgers, and my dad would whip up special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.”
“what do i look like, a guy who’s not lazy?”
“is heaven missing an angel, cuz you’ve got nice cans!”
“help! a guinea pig tricked me!“
”[name], if i said you said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little.“
"drugs are for weirdos and hypnosis is for weirdos with big eyebrows."
”[name], it would never work between us. you’re a man, and i’m a woman. we’re just too different.“
“screw you, ill have my own contest. with black jack … and hookers. forget the contest.”
“ah, she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.”
"spare me your space age techno babble, [name].”
"it’s sort of a two person pyramid scheme.”
“i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
“you were doing well, until everyone died.”
“if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. checkmate.”
“i am the man with no name. [muse name], at your service.”
“in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
“this is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.”
“you watched it… you can’t unwatch it.”
“valentine’s day is coming? aw crap! i forgot to get a girlfriend again!”
"hold on to your dookie, it’s about to get spooky!“
"i’m tired of this room and everyone in it.”
“i’m so embarrassed. i wish everyone else was dead.”
“you can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! that makes me feel angry!”
“i don’t have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad.”
“if, for any reason you’re not satisfied, i hate you.”
“that young man fills me with hope. plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."
"i’ve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. what did you want to tell me?"
"what do you think the meaning of life was anyway?”
“you’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!”
“life and death are a seamless continuum.”
“if anyone wants me, i’ll be in the angry dome.”
“and the worst part is, i had to have the breakup sex by myself!”
“they said i was dumb, but i proved them.”
“what’s the point of living if i can’t say ass?”
“i’ll be stuffing coal so far down your stocking you’ll be coughing up diamonds!”
“we’re all pawns in his diabolical game of checkers.”
“wait, i’m having one of those things, a headache, with pictures!”
“sorry, i didn’t realize i was already here.”
“guess what you’re an accessory to!”
“why does ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?”
“there’s no scientific consensus that life is important.”
“we cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! now we’re bored!”
“i’m just as important as him. it’s just that, the kind of importance i have … it doesn’t matter if i don’t do it.”
“oh what a foolish squid i’ve been.”
“my instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.”
“that was bad, and you should feel bad!”
“technically correct - the best kind of correct!”
“and here is where i keep my assorted lengths of wire!”
“oh wait, you are serious! let me laugh even harder!”
“i gotta practice my stabbing!”
“that’s the saltiest thing i’ve ever tasted! and i once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!”
“i apologize for nothing!”
"die young and leave a beautiful corpse! that’s what i always say.“
"here’s to another lousy millennium.”
“but i am already in my pajamas.”
“windmills do not work that way. goodnight.”
“you win again gravity.”
“when push comes to shove, you got to do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.”
“but existing’s basically all i do!”
“when will the killing end?”
“i’ll be whatever i want to do.”
“the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. now that. is. irony.”
“could you ask a little more sexfully?”
“hooray! i’m useful!”
“awesome. awesome to the max.”
“some breaking occurred, the dolly was involved, that’s about all we know.”
“you want me to do two things?”
i love stealin’, i love takin’ things!
“i believe that qualifies as ill. at least from a technical standpoint.”
“that was the old me. he’s dead now.”
“jail ain’t so bad; you can make sangria in the toilet. ‘course, it’s shank or be shanked.”
“one word. thundercougarfalconbird.”
“of all my friends, you’re the first.”
“girls like swarms of lizards, right?”
“i lost it. in a volcano.”
“i’m gonna get you so many lizards!”
“who needs courage when you have a gun?”
“let’s go! i’ve got jelly in my underpants!”
“interesting if true.”
“i did do the nasty in the pasty!”
“something tells me i could easily beat those trained professionals.”
“the two of you are good friends? but i thought we would be good friends!”
“it’s like a party in my mouth, except everyone’s throwing up.”
“i’m shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.”
“it’s me! no one else look in this mirror!“
“you ever think you only like girls cause you’re supposed to?”
"we don’t gotta put up with this! we got poli sci degrees.”
“sorry, i suffer from a very sexy learning disorder.”
“did somebody say something about a free hot meal?”
“you gotta do what you gotta do.”
“too many bones? not enough cash?”
“hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?”
“i don’t know how you did that.”
“the butter in my pocket is melting!”
“well … first i got up and had a piece of toast …”
“i can’t wait til i’m old enough to feel ways about stuff.”
“interesting! no … wait … the other thing. tedious.”
“i knew you come crawling back, like a bird on its belly!”
“we both know you won’t make it halfway before the craving sets in! then you’ll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy. bam!“
“indeed so, most indeededly.”
"and by metaphorically, i mean get your coat.”
“[vehicle]’s ready except for this cup holder, and i should have that done in 12 hours.“
"stop. stop! i will destroy you.” [ bonus if the receiver is doing something mundane to sender ]
“just make a simple cake. and this time, if someone’s going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.”
“lies, lies and slander!”
“you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir!”
“but going through a divorce together, you can’t pretend that didn’t bring us closer together.”
“when you say the human body is the most efficient thing to use as a battery, wouldn’t anything make a better battery? like a potato? or a battery?”
“i’ll have you know that i bejazzle my own underpants!”
“i’m sorry you had to see that, [name], usually i let my sadness fester quietly inside as a mental illness.”
“i’m not drunk, i’m mentally ill! but i agree with what, what you said.”
“this is a cool way to die!”
--- headcanon (nezuko)
Nezuko was asleep for two years at the beginning of the story like in canon. However, once she gained her sentience back after fighting Rui in the Spider Mountain Arc, she has an urge to join the corps.
It’s after Mugen Train Arc that she is taken in as an apprentice by pretty much any of Tanjiro’s older, more experienced allies. She ultimately learns Flame Breathing (or Love Breathing, I’m not certain yet), pairing it with her Blood Demon Art. (We know this is possible from Upper Moon 1 fight in the manga)
She has a pink sword that she can put her own blood on, and it will ignite and burn red.
@breathtakcn - mitsuri and nezuko - s.c
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What a strange amalgamation she had become. Nezuko had no idea how she had ended up in the place she was now, from a gentle country girl, to a trainee under the Water breath, to now, where she was researching a better style for herself.
Water had been useful in learning how to Breathe in general, however, her body didn’t have the same fluidity as her masters. It was heavier, more powerful. She needed something harsh, but building upon the grace she continued to have instinctively.
That was what led her to the Rengoku estate, to try and seek out Rengoku even after his nearly failed mission she had joined him on, on that train, months ago. She hadn’t expected to run into Mitsuri instead, and her rose eyes widened.
“O-oh... Kanroji-san! It’s been a long time. Did you come to talk with Rengoku-ani... I-I mean-” The girl’s face flushed red, stuttering. “Rengoku-san... Not aniki...”
;; starter call, pls specify muse if you’re a multi and for who you want me to write <3
;; working on these now, friendly reminder that if you don’t specify a muse you won’t get one <333
