Keeper of Kiwis

Kris,adult, queer, they/them i dont tag content, spoilers will not be tagged.(i am too lazy for that) with try and tag triggers if asked

[angie-s-g]

The Lans have arrived and…. made an impression

[part 1]

[post on twitter]

[angie-s-g]

Nie Mingjue will regret this in the morning.

[doublxpresso]

hold him close

[lgbtlunaverse]

I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.

Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.

Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.

But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.

[bishy437]

MDZS Drinking Tropes 🍶🍺

remember to drink responsibly! :^)

[iridentist]

svsss fanfic is fantastic to write in as a Western author because the setting is purposefully not accurate to Chinese cultivation stories. Any mistakes made and anachronisms used are airplane's fault. Like you write in someone eating a potato, someone says why would there be potatoes in ancient China, but you can just reply that there's a chance that in the original PIDW luo binghe hunted down potatoes to make fries in order to woo a harem girl. There's no rebuttal. Airplane's writing defied all.

[ruanbaijie]

baby xie lian HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING 天官赐福 🦋 s2e3

[munchy-k]

BABY XIE LIAN!?!?!?!??!!?!?

[saltymeat]

yin yu and e-ming!!!

[scripted-downfall]

Absolutely hilarious how E-Ming is one of the most (if not the most) feared weapons around when it is essentially, in practice, half sentient mood ring dead-set on exposing its master's crush and half an ill-tempered cat who scratches anyone not Xie Lian (or Hua Cheng, albeit grudgingly).

[foxyjoy-art]

Ruoye and E'ming doodle commission

[paperflan]

beefleaf 🫢

[sintiadaria]

Figured for a first post I might as well repost one of my favourite sillies with the protagonists/leads trios from twt 💙❤️💚

[pomidaea]

"Radish for sale!" A-Yuan shouted while waving the vegetable in his tiny hand. Several people passing by looked at him with curious faces. Wei Wuxian chuckled as he glanced from the boy to Wen Ning, "I think he's doing a better job than you."

[tbgkaru-woh]

CQL/MDZS ULTIMATE CHARACTER RE-DESIGN

Added sect leaders + some additional designs for the different time periods/stages for some of the characters!

ALSO! if anyone wants to use these designs for art or edits or fics, please feel free to, i'd be so honored! all i'm asking for is to tag me/send it to me so i SEE AND DIE OF HAPPINESS

[pakhnokh]

Cannnnn you feeeeeeel the WANGXIAN toniiiiiight???? (Part 1/3) Wen Qing knows what's up!

This is the project I was talking about a few days ago. I came up with this idea in 2020, a month after finishing the novel. This part was drawn in 2021. I have the next part as a WIP waiting to be continued haha

[rumble-bee-art]

so what if there was no war and no demonic cultivation and Lan Wangji would spend a summer in Lotus Pier falling (deeper) in love with Wei Wuxian? Then what???

[dahliadenoire]

sea dragon huahua and merlian sleep like this so they don't float away from each other 🥰