That Chris Guy

AAS Computer Programming Specialist/Twitch and Kick affiliated streamer 31/M My heart resonates brighter than before

[animentality]

[natalieironside]

"Uhhhh the economy is doing fine because my chart says so" Then your chart fuckin sucks, bro. Your data collection is shit, your data processing is shit, your entire methodology is shit.

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever wonder how many times you have clicked a mouse in your life because i do and it scares me how high the number probably is

[zackisontumblr]

or touched a screen…

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[stupid-elf]

Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…

With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[perequiste]

i think that whenever you sleep you should wake up with a full health bar

[chillyfeetsteak]

i had a dream this morning that the newest thing was that when you changed the channel on the TV you'd get a text that said "we noticed you changed the channel! would you mind giving us a rating?" with a link and then if you turned off the TV you'd get another that said "did you mean to turn off the TV? we miss you!" and i really don't think we're far off from that

[fuckyoui-mchris]

The other day, my crush brought up my phone case which she mentioned hers was scuffed up and whatnot. So I went onto her instagram profile to find out what phone she had to get her a case as a christmas gift. TELL ME WHY MY FINGER DECIDES TO DOUBLE TAP THE POST... I never unliked a post so fast in hopes of undoing the possibility of a notification being sent in those first two seconds which I'm sure I'm kinda cooked here🫠🫠🫠

[polarity-disturbed]

"it's not that deep" with the power of this shovel anything is possible

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[fuckyoui-mchris]

This week has been mentally exhausting. And I am torn but at the same time, I know what I gotta do. I just have to live my life day by day. Step away from the bullshit now. And keep giving my heart but ultimately to myself. I still have a friend. I still have friends. Family. Experience and opportunities to grow in life. Sure, rejection sucks. Yeah, silence is an answer. So now I just need to keep on with myself because I've never been more alive than now. I just thank God and the universe for putting me in my place no matter how tough it gets and I just keep going. The best lessons in life are given in earned increments. In moments unexpected and moments feared. That's when we are made well.

[homunculus-argument]

Getting a t-shirt that says

DO NOT TRUST ME TO LEAD THE WAY OR NAVIGATE NO MATTER HOW CONFIDENT I SEEM ABOUT THE DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

on the front, and

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP

on the back.

[dogpuppy]