A Pulp Adventurer and his Lost Planet Airmen

Just a guy with a Tumblr, really.

[shiftythrifting]

Found this absolutely awful thing on my local craigslist

[roadkill-cryptids]

Jaxidermy

[amygdalae]

instead of streaming today Jerma was in chat RP’ing as a parent buying their kid a ps4 and I felt obligated to document it

[tmp-art]

“I met the night and they purred"  

Based on this post

[nightmarecorruptedfairy]

This is precious and exactly what owning a black cat is like. Especially if you happen to also have black blankets and pillows, Doubly so for the fluffy ones

[barcforlife]

Pawsome! – Black Cats Rule!

[wilwheaton]

[quaculaarchive]

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

[catchymemes]

[firstwehealthenwefight]

[depsidase]

[sovietnam]

[super-metroid]

[wilwheaton]

“Trump and Barr are trying to create the impression that the violence is the work of left-wing extremists, as opposed to anarchists or white supremacists trying to stoke mayhem. Thus it is that after Trump’s tweet, Barr announced that the FBI would be partnering with state and local police to identify violent protesters, explicitly labeling them domestic terrorists. This was also picked up by national security adviser Robert O’Brien, who told CNN that “antifa radical militants" are “using military tactics to kill and hurt and maim our police officers.” In fact, no police officers have been killed or maimed during these protests, nor is there evidence of anyone using “military tactics,” other than the police themselves.”

— As Trump’s smearing of protesters gets worse, Adam Schiff raises a red flag

[fnafsb-deactivated20210217]

happy pride month

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

what kills a slug that won't make a snake attack me

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

the internet said salt kills slugs so imma just toss a bunch of salt all over the floor and hope it dies or evaporates or something

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

so i ended up throwing salt all over my kitchen floor, texting my fam to keep my dog out of there, and going to bed. i woke up to my mom finding "piss-like-goo" all over the floor because the slug/snake had melted. and apparently that slug thingy was "a regular" who "visted often" and my mom named it gary. rip to gary i guess

[tymorrowland]

imagine showing up to your sidechicks house and her blind son is there this time and he just throws acid on you bc he can’t see and you end up melting into a piss-like-glue

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

hmmm I'm not sure I'm liking the narrative of my mom fucking a slug named gary

[wilwheaton]

“Lights out at the White House, hiding in a bunker, has the feeling of turning out the lights on Halloween and hiding out in your bedroom with a flashlight because you want the trick or treaters to go away or not egg your house. Lashing out, roaring for dominance, hiding in the basement.”

— Trump doesn’t look like a strong or commanding or even reassuring presence. He acts terrified and more than anything out of control.

[neonaurora]

looking at SCP memes is just

"hang on I need to look something up"

"..."

"okay yeah this is funny"

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: claiming I am contractually obligated to do things I am not, in fact, contractually obligated to do.

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if I had shapeshifting powers I’d probably just use them for stupid shit like repeatedly switching back and forth between eyeliner and no eyeliner when nobody’s looking and see how long it takes for somebody to say something.