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“Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is OK, right?“
“I dunno, is it? All beating up the biker assholes did was bring the police heat on me. Ma gave me hell even if it was ‘cause she couldn’t sleep with them noising up the place. Like, think about it, we almost murdered Namatame thinkin’ we were doin’ a bad thing for a good reason. Woulda gotten us nowhere.”
Kanji paused.
“You’re not thinking ‘bout murderin’ someone, are ya?”
❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞
“Yeah, but... look at the guy! He’s so friggin’ cute with his kitty face and all,” Kanji sulked as the cat seemed to want nothing to do with him.
Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes
Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.
❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞ ❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞ ❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞ ❝ How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞ ❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞ ❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞ ❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞ ❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞ ❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞ ❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞ ❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞ ❝ The game has just begun. ❞ ❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞ ❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞ ❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞ ❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞ ❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞ ❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞ ❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞ ❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞ ❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞ ❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞ ❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞ ❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞ ❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞ ❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞
It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
sinfxlpleasxrememes:
Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |
Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
This was fun last time. Let’s do it!
Once Upon a Time — Season 1 {Sentence Starters}
“I just want to be happy.“
“All magic comes with a price.“
“She blames me for ruining her life.”
“I know it’s a lot. Believe me, I know.“
“Trust me. I know love, and you’re in it.“
“You’ve got a lot of anger there, don’t you?”
“Why is everyone running away from you?“
“Truthfully, the glass coffin gave me pause.”
“So, what did you do to incur that much wrath?“
“I hear your wish. You don’t need to wish it so loudly.“
“Well, you never have to worry. I will always find you.“
“I was leaving town. Why couldn’t you just leave it alone?“
“I shall destroy your happiness… if it is the last thing I do.“
“What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so much?“
“You can’t hide from me! Wherever you are, I will find you!”
“You don’t have to be hostile. I know you like me, I can tell.”
“Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is OK, right?“
“Everyone has a choice, dearie. Just make sure it’s the right one.“
“Now you’ve made your choice. And you’re going to regret it. Forever.“
“Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.“
“Did you ever stop to think that maybe the problem isn’t with me, but with you?“
“You’re a coward. And no matter how thick you make your skin, that doesn’t change.”
“Sometimes it’s easier to talk to someone when you don’t give a crap what they think.“
“Soon everything you love, everything all of you love, will be taken from you. Forever.“
“I don’t want my pain erased. As wretched as it is, I need my pain. It makes me who I am.“
“Two people with a common goal can do many things. Two people with a common enemy can do even more.“
“People are going to tell you who you are your whole life, but you’ve just got to punch back and say ‘No, this is who I am’.”
SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY
Send “<3?” for my Muse to attempt to flirt with yours!
Comforting-Edition {Sentence Starters}
"Hey, it's okay. They won't find you here."
"You don't have to tell me anything. You just have to relax."
"Shh. It's okay. I won't let go of you."
"Have you been crying? What's wrong?"
"Just listen to my voice. Breathe."
"Do you want some tea? Would that help?"
"You can tell me what's wrong. I won't judge you."
"Don't let go of my hand. I'll keep you safe."
"Are you crying? Come here. Let me hug you."
"You're going to be fine, I promise."
"Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I'll protect you."
"We can stay here until you feel better. I don't mind."
"Just take a breath. Tell me what happened."
"They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."
"No, no, no don't cry! It'll be okay!"
"I brought you a (drink). Are you feeling better?"
"I brought you a cookie. Now, I demand the payment of one smile."
"There's nothing here. You're safe."
"It's gone. I chased it away!"
Ivory ouji.
im crying i want to look like this
Same.
Three of (what I assume are many times) Obi-wan stood back and (for once) enjoyed himself.
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
lmao what
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Chaotic neutral
Send “Goodnight,” for my muse to tuck your muse into bed for the night
Submit to Me an Outfit Your Muse would love to see Mine wear, SFW and NSFW outfits welcome. My Muse MUST wear it..
Rate my muse's butt!
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Are you sure?
These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.
If gay adoption is discriminatory, who else is gonna adopt? I realise that there are some people who are unable to have kids that adopt, but that number is very low. And most families that are able to do have kids.
this makes me so so happy
This is everything
They need to sue her!!!
khloe did the exact same thing with another black owned brand earlier this month.
Do not give ANYTHING to these inept parasites like honestly if you Black and creative don’t give away SHIT
OK so basically I saw how terrible the redaction job was on that address so for a goof I figured out what it is (5455 Wilshire Blvd Suite 1800) and then I decided to plug that into google. It’s an office space, with Suite 1800 being occupied by a company called Disner Law Corporation and housing only one employee, a guy named Robert Ashen. He specializes in intellectual property law with some experience in mediation and arbitration. One of his biggest cases was “A dispute between a major clothing manufacturer and one of its important licensees involving termination of the license by the manufacturer.” She not only had the audacity to steal someone’s designs, but had them delivered to her lawyer who would fight any court battle he needed to in order to keep the designs for herself. Not only did she know she was stealing the designs and that the company would come after her for it, she intends to settle out of court and fuck these people over.
Please, spread this around.
Reblog for new data.
