don't be dumb.

Not the hero you deserve, but the one you need. xoxo, Gossip Avenger

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Steve's ass is so huge that the American flag can't even cover it.

Don't complain or we'll never get to see it!

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I would like to make it very clear that Mr. Lehnsherr and I are most certainly not 'doing it.' Our relationship is purely professional. Thank you, Loki.

No one believes you.

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judgey stebe is judgey

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Top five cabooses?

Felicia Hardy like hellaThat Parker kid. The rich asshole. Science nerd.Captain Spanglypants

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Felicia can tie me up anytime (;

Kinky or nah ???

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Loki should be prom queen. If you don't have prom you should make one so he can be queen. This totally isn't Loki btw.

Vote for anyone but Loki for Prom Queen!

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Are we sure that having a gossip column is a good idea? Is that the kind of conversation that the student body wants to perpetuate? Uh... I just hope it stays... nice. Steve out

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Kitty is such a badass!

I’m more a dog person.

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Loki here. Inside scoop is that Erik Douchebag Lehnsherr and Charles Uptight Xavier are totally doing it. There's too much tension for them NOT to be doing it. Is that against SHIELD protocol? I say we fire them both just to be safe. That way I don't have to write that paper...

Tension doesn't mean doing it. Doing it means doing it. Why would they fire them for Brokeback Mountaining it?? Enjoy the shitshow that will be that relationship.

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Honestly, Bobby is very, very cute.

Like a little puppy!