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when it comes to all this ENEMIES NONSENSE, i’m out. i am a NEUTRAL COUNTRY. i am SWITZERLAND. i refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between MYTHICAL CREATURES. // est. 2.11.17. penned by hales. temporarily dash only. GRAPHIC CREDIT.
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Mario Testino’s Towel Series
Smut Prompts
Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…
First - Our muses having their first time
Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other
In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex
Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other
Behind - Our muses having anal sex
Scratch - Our muses having rough sex
Voice - Our muses having phone sex
Pony - One muse riding the other
Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm
Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other
More - One muse has multiple orgasms
Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom
Video - Our muses watch pornography together
Speed - Our muses have a quickie
Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex
Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex
Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex
Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them
Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner
Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other
Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom
Risky - Our muses having sex without protection
Motor - Our muses having sex in a car
Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel
Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together
Nature - Our muses having sex outside
Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship
Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument
Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time
Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play
Slap - One muse spanks the other
Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other
Passing - Our muses have a one night stand
Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple
Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds
Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday
Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party
Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits
Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)
Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning
Private - Our muses have sex in a closet
Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position
Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other
Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay
Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive
Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant
Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom
Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other
Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other
Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol
Influence - Our muses decide to try something they read about/saw in a movie
Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism
Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex
Silent - One muse gags the other
Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU
Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game
Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay
Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror
Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex
Strap - One muse pegs the other
Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face
Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual
Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play
Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink
Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.
Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm
Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm
Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner
Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other
Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other
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demongraced:
“i mean, yeah, you could do that, too… or just hold down the number and it calls it for you. besides siri always says she doesn’t understand me.”
❝ do iphones even do that? i’ve never tried to do that. ❞
truth is… i’m past saving.
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
#stop calling me out
demongraced:
“damn, and he still ain’t on speed dial? what a loser! him, not you, i mean.”
❝ who even has speed dial now? all i have to do is go ‘hey siri, call the reaper’, and she does it for me. ❞
demongraced:
“so no speed dial, but you’re in a text level relationship?” he teases. “i see how it is,” he nods as he sips his beer. “this pie is awesome, by the way,” he says as he shovels another bite into his mouth. “What’d you put in here, crack?”
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❝ well, yeah, and we’re fucking on the weekends. ❞
✰ * º ❛ taylor swift lyric starters ❜
* these are mainly sad / angsty lyrics – some of which have been changed for clarity / to better the perspective of the meme. as always, feel free to change ‘em up however you need to!!
‘ something about it felt like home somehow. ’ ‘ i might be okay, but i’m not fine at all. ’ ‘ i remember it all too well. ’ ‘ i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to. ’ ‘ maybe i asked for too much. ’ ‘ this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up. ’ ‘ you call me up again just to break me like a promise. ’ ‘ so casually cruel in the name of being honest. ’ ‘ time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it. ’ ‘ i’d like to be my old self again, but i’m still trying to find it. ’ ‘ i’m so glad you made time to see me. ’ ‘ how’s life? ’ ‘ your guard is up and i know why. ’ ‘ you gave me roses and i left them there to die. ’ ‘ this is me swallowing my pride. ’ ‘ i’m sorry for that night. ’ ‘ turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you. ’ ‘ these days i haven’t been sleeping. ’ ‘ you gave me all your love and all i gave you was ‘goodbye.’ ’ ‘ maybe this is wishful thinking. ’ ‘ if we loved again, i swear i’d love you right. ’ ‘ i’d go back in time and change it, but i can’t. ’ ‘ wishing i’d realized what i had when you were mine. ’ ‘ in a box beneath my bed is a letter that you never read from three summers back. ’ ‘ it’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet. ’ ‘ all this time i was wasting, hoping you would come around. ’ ‘ i’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down. ’ ‘ you’re thinking we’ll be fine, but not this time around. ’ ‘ you don’t have to call anymore. i won’t pick up the phone. ’ ‘ you can tell me you’re sorry, but i don’t believe you like i did before. ’ ‘ you got your share of secrets and i’m tired of being last to know. ’ ‘ i should have known. ’ ‘ i was a dreamer before you went and let me down. ’ ‘ now it’s too late for you and your white horse to come around. ’ ‘ maybe i was naïve, got lost in your eyes and never really had a chance. ’ ‘ my mistake, i didn’t know to be in love you had to fight to have the upper hand. ’ ‘ i had so many dreams about you and me. ’ ‘ and there you are on your knees, begging for forgiveness, begging for me, just like i always wanted. ’ ‘ i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well. ’ ‘ my mother accused me of losing my mind, but i swore i was fine. ’ ‘ you paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain. ’ ‘ i see it all now that you’re gone. ’ ‘ don’t you think i was too young to be messed with? ’ ‘ maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame. ’ ‘ maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away. ’ ‘ you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand. ’ ‘ run as fast as you can. ’ ‘ you’re an expert at ‘sorry’ and keeping lines blurry. ’ ‘ all the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes cause you’ve burned them out. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they gave away. ’ ‘ the more i think about it now, the less i know. ’ ‘ all you had to do is stay. ’ ‘ now that it’s just too late. ’ ‘ i’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they pushed aside. ’ ‘ people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye. ’ ‘ why’d you have to go and lock me out when i let you in? ’ ‘ let me remind you, this is what you wanted. ’ ‘ you ended it. ’ ‘ you were all i wanted, but not like this. ’ ‘ loving you was blue like i’d never known. ’ ‘ missing you was dark grey all alone. ’ ‘ forgetting you was like trying to know somebody you never met. ’ ‘ but loving you was red. ’ ‘ touching you was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you. ’ ‘ fighting with you was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there’s no right answer. ’ ‘ regretting you was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong. ’ ‘ moving on from you is impossible when i still see it all in my head. ’ ‘ this is it, i’ve had enough. ’ ‘ we called it off again last night. ’ ‘ we are never, ever, ever getting back together. ’ ‘ i’m really gonna miss you picking fight and falling for it screaming that i’m right. ’ ‘ it’s been awhile since i have even heard from you. ’ ‘ i should just tell you to leave ‘cause i know exactly where it leads. ’ ‘ you got that james dean daydream look in your eyes. ’ ‘ i got that red lip classic thing that you like. ’ ‘ when we go crashing down, we come back every time. ’ ‘ we never go out of style. ’ ‘ i heard that you’ve been out and about with some other girl. ’ ‘ what you heard is true. ’ ‘ i can’t stop thinking about you. ’ ‘ just take me home. ’ ‘ when you take, you take the very best of me. ’ ‘ i’m not what you wanted. ’ ‘ i’ve never been anywhere cold as you. ’ ‘ you put up walls and paint them all shades of gray and i stood there loving you and wished them all away. ’ ‘ you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer and the nerve to adore you. ’ ‘ you never did give a damn thing, honey, but i cried for you. ’ ‘ i know you wouldn’t have told nobody if i died for you. ’ ‘ you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. were you just kidding? ’ ‘ this thing is breaking down. ’ ‘ we almost never speak. ’ ‘ i don’t feel welcome anymore. ’ ‘ one second it was perfect, now you’re halfway out the door. ’ ‘ it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone. ’ ‘ i was there when you said forever and always. ’ ‘ was i out of line? ’ ‘ did i say something way too honest? ’ ‘ thought i knew you for a minute, but now i’m not so sure. ’ ‘ put my name at the top of your list. ’ ‘ you break my heart in the blink of an eye. ’ ‘ you wear your best apology, but i was there to watch you leave. ’ ‘ all the times i let you in just for you to go again disappear when you come back. ’ ‘ this is the last time you tell me i’ve got it wrong. ’ ‘ this is the last time i say it’s been you all along. ’ ‘ this is the last time i let you in my door. ’ ‘ this is the last time, i won’t hurt you anymore. ’ ‘ you told me you loved me, so why did you go away? ’ ‘ all that i know is i don’t know how to be something you miss. ’ ‘ i never thought we’d have a last kiss. ’ ‘ never imagined we’d end like this. ’ ‘ there’s not a day i don’t miss those rude interruptions. ’ ‘ i hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day and something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i hope something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i’ll watch your life in pictures like i used to watch you sleep. ’ ‘ i feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe. ’ ‘ i keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are. ’ ‘ i never planned on you changing your mind. ’ ‘ none of us thought it was gonna end that way. ’ ‘ it’s killing me to see you go after all this time. ’ ‘ i don’t know what to be without you around. ’ ‘ i can’t breathe without you, but i have to. ’ ‘ i never wanna see you hurt. ’ ‘ nothing we say is gonna save us from the fall out. ’ ‘ come on, don’t leave me like this. ’ ‘ you’re all i wanted. ’ ‘ i thought i had you figured out. ’ ‘ i still mean every word i said to you. ’ ‘ the whole time i’m wishing he was you instead. ’ ‘ i just wanna tell you it takes everything in me not to call you. ’ ‘ i wish i could run to you and i hope you know that every time i don’t, i almost do. ’ ‘ i bet you think i either moved on or hate you. ’ ‘ i bet it never occurred to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye. ’ ‘ we made quite a mess, babe. ’ ‘ it’s probably better off this way. ’ ‘ i hope sometimes you wonder about me. ’ ‘ nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down. ’ ‘ say you’ll remember me. ’ ‘ say you’ll see me again. ’
whiskeybroken:
“you and me both, sister,” he huffs a laugh. “though, i will say, your little stunt today had me wondering how good of terms y’all were on.”
❝ oh, i text the reaper this morning, told him i was feeling extra clumsy and to leave me be. that’s how i survived that one. ❞
whiskeybroken:
@shieldvampyr “don’t fear the reaper” blue oyster cult
“don’t fear the reaper.”
❝ i don’t. i have him on speed dial. i have to considering how often i nearly get myself killed. we’re actually on pretty good terms right now. ❞
❛ i am continuously missing everything. ❜ - dandy
“then maybe you should clear your schedule.” she says, raising an eyebrow at the other.
👿 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF NETFLIX’S CAOS PROMPTS, * WARNING: TRIGGERS APPLY; SATANIC WORSHIP, DEATH, GORE & CANNIBALISM. CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❛ i feel bad for her, living in that house, all alone. ❜
❛ i see the bad moon arising, i see trouble on the way. ❜
❛ hello? ❜
❛ help me, please .. ❜
❛ you poor creature, my cottage is just down the road. ❜
❛ did we just watch different movies? ❜
❛ the only person you’re going to scare is yourself. ❜
❛ 1692, 13 witches were hung in the woods, their angry spirits haunt the woods. ❜
❛ how do you know so much, about witches? ❜
❛ no, [ name ], we’ll have none of your necromancy. ❜
❛ you can bury it in the pet cemetery. ❜
❛ familiars are goblins taking on the role of animals. ❜
❛ when your fully a witch, you’ll be younger longer. ❜
❛ your only supposed to miss things after you say goodbye to them, right? ❜
❛ i am continuously missing everything. ❜
❛ now, spirits, we will wait. ❜
❛ we don’t want half - breeds at the academy. ❜
❛ and who exactly are you calling a half - breed? ❜
❛ isn’t that what you are? half witch, half mortal? ❜
❛ i’m not going to be baited and bullied by you. ❜
❛ what are you doing? ❜
❛ a curse. you’re cursing me. ❜
❛ stepped into some poison ivy, got to wash it off of me. ❜
❛ if truly i am cursed today, let water wash the hex away. ❜
❛ there’s nothing we can’t handle, as long as we’re being honest with each other. ❜
❛ we all signed the book and proudly, i might add. ❜
❛ the path of night or the path of light but not both. ❜
❛ witches without covens are easy pickings. ❜
❛ a witch hunter? is that possible? ❜
❛ could of been a movie star if chosen, like cousin montgomery. ❜
❛ when i was your age, i signed my name in the book of the beast. ❜
❛ us girls didn’t have any options back then. ❜
❛ you’ll be the death of me and i’ll be death of you. ❜
❛ i’m pretty into comics and graphic novels. ❜
❛ isn’t that why you summoned us? ❜
❛ they’re your enemies, you’ll have to do most of the work. ❜
❛ you’re not meddling in mortal affairs again, are you? ❜
❛ she annoyed me, so i killed her and buried her in the yard. ❜
❛ you could have warned me. ❜
❛ save your breath, we know you lied, you’re a terrible lair. ❜
❛ we don’t need a reason to torment mortal boys. ❜
❛ i want both, i want freedom and power. ❜
❛ he’ll never give you that, thought of you or any of us having both terrifies him. ❜
❛ eventually there will come a time when i bury you and you stay buried. ❜
❛ it’s my satan given right to kill you as many times as i please. ❜
❛ it’s better to forget the mortal world. ❜
❛ how clever, you’re dressed as your future. ❜
❛ are you willing to place our dark lord above all other’s in your life? ❜
❛ show me mercy, please .. please, dark lord. ❜
❛ i am worthy of your love by kissing your beautiful feet. ❜
❛ i admire your defiance, girl/boy. ❜
❛ you think you can defeat me? you cannot. ❜
❛ your flesh is mortal and in the end, all mortal flesh must burn. ❜
❛ i’m not going to the academy to hook up with hot warlocks. ❜
❛ i’m going to learn how to defeat the dark lord. ❜
❛ what about classes like conjuring, rituals, demonology? ❜
❛ why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time? ❜
❛ i don’t need you to tell me my business. ❜
❛ this .. this was a mistake. ❜
❛ the thing i carved more than anything in the world was revenge. ❜
❛ we’re going to play a game. ❜
❛ perhaps your life could do with more purpose. ❜
❛ must you be negative about every idea that i have? ❜
❛ a demon, demon. a scary demon. ❜
❛ not the devil, [ name ], a demon, in the house. ❜
❛ what do you mean a demon? what kind of demon? ❜
❛ now that is how you trap a demon. ❜
❛ never open a magic box if you don’t know what’s inside it. ❜
❛ mother of demons? you abandoned me, mother. ❜
❛ i believe, i’m in the wrong nightmare … ❜
❛ well, now that you’ve done it, how’s it taste? your heat? ❜
❛ you know what they say, you can’t polish a turd. ❜
❛ once i wake you up, you must run. ❜
❛ praise satan! ❜
❛ can witches perform exorcisms? ❜
❛ my mortal friends are talking about demons, what if they talk about witches next? ❜
❛ give me their names and i’ll make sure they stop talking about anything. ❜
❛ maybe i can find out the demon’s name and what it wants. ❜
❛ having a name is always helpful. ❜
❛ leave? why would i do that? its so nice and warm and sinful in here. ❜
❛ you’re not even here, how rude … ❜
❛ it felt like he was slithering down my throat. ❜
❛ demons have an awful sense of humor. can you blame them? they live in hell. ❜
❛ do you think that god could be punishing me? ❜
❛ so if witches can’t perform exorcisms then what can they … we do? ❜
❛ that worm will burrow its way back to hell where it belongs. ❜
❛ nothing. nothing has happened. which is the problem. ❜
❛ i mean, how am i ever going to out wit the dark lord? ❜
❛ your poor, weak, feeble heart couldn’t handle the strain, could it? ❜
❛ out wit the dark lord? why, [ name ], what ever do you mean? ❜
❛ this doesn’t happen as much as it used to, us walking home together. ❜
❛ why does it look like the texas chainsaw massacre has been nailed to our door? ❜
❛ what happened to the people? the hill people? ❜
❛ wait, you want this? you want to be sacrificed? ❜
❛ if you wanted to escape, i would happily look the other way. ❜
❛ i don’t know what happens when we die, it’s impossible to know. ❜
❛ yes but what do you believe? ❜
❛ you’re killing the mood, either get in or get out. ❜
❛ oh, you had me at boys to torment. ❜
❛ and satan knows, who we might chance upon in the woods. ❜
❛ i’ll tell ya, i’ve seen some strange things out here. ❜
❛ once a hunter, always a hunter. ❜
❛ you believe that, [ name ], after what we just saw? ❜
❛ how’s your faith in the mortal boy any different than my faith in the dark lord? ❜
❛ why is your faith more valid than mine? ❜
❛ does dying hurt? ❜
❛ are you talking about a resurrection spell? ❜
❛ necromancy is one or the darkest and dangerous of sacred magics. ❜
❛ why are we burying her here? why not just leave her in the woods? ❜
❛ why must you always assume the universe grant you special privileges? ❜
❛ there is no cheating fate. ❜
❛ you’ve crossed a line. no, no, you’ve completely erased it. ❜
❛ there’s no reason to think that the spell will fail. ❜
❛ you’re playing with life and death and you don’t even know the basics. ❜
❛ you lied to me. you did the one thing that i told you not to do. ❜
❛ the witch you killed and brought back to life is getting sicker and sicker.
❛ you’ve opened pandora’s box. ❜
❛ we are standing in a grave, all of us and you want to dig it deeper. ❜
❛ you don’t know what i’m capable of. ❜
❛ everything has a price. ❜
❛ i can see things, things i shouldn’t be able too. ❜
❛ but what does it mean to be witch? ❜
❛ why are you virgins so aggressive? ❜
❛ i smell virgins the way rabid dogs smell blood. ❜
in case anyone likes group rps i’m gonna link to mine again bc its very lovely and halloween is almost here and we have an event starting tomorrow
bella swan’s first word was “dada”, at around 8 months old, bc she was looking for charlie and couldnt find him :)
