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𝜗𝜚~⋆₊˚INTRO POST!!⋆₊˚~𝜗𝜚

- hiya!! This is a silly joke blog for a shifting server! The Cafe is always open!

Q: Who is running this blog?

A: The trixster! If you join the server im usually in discussions chat!

What about the trixster?

- any!! but i like she/her

- bisexual, genderfluid & aroflux

- Soulaan (African American) & Haitian

- pisces

This blog is not meant to slander anyones rep or name! Its all in good faith!

Todays Cafe Order!

Strawberry Cold Foam Matcha & 1x Cream Cheese Bagel

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Chapter Update! - The Staff Team Has a gambling problem.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87010061/chapters/231008276

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Special Order! What would you the customers like to see more of from our beloved brewery?

#shifting blog #shifting cafe #shifting safe space #shiftblr #shifters #shifting community #reality shifting #shiftingrealities

shiftersfanfiction

The cafe. - Chapter 1 & 2

The cafe

The only place in this community that anyone can walk into and feel an immediate sense of belonging. Sure, the library down the street had a nice feeling in the air, and maybe the restaurant a few streets over had a small feeling of community, but nothing beat the feeling that walking into the cafe gave.

The cafe has two floors and a basement. It’s open every day from 6:30 AM to 10:30 PM.

When entering, it almost feels like you’ve just stepped foot inside of a narrow book nook owned by an old woman who smells like whiskey and cinnamon. The front is cluttered with wooden tables and chairs; most of the sets creek or wobble. The right side is where the bar is. A few stools strolled in front, and the cash register sat on the side with a stack of menus beside it. Next to the bar, on the left, is where a spiral staircase is located. Upstairs, it hosts bookshelves, comfortable seating, coffee tables, different tables for board games, and, lastly, the two unisex bathrooms.

At the early hour of 6 AM, the cafe is silent and still. Except for in the kitchen.

Arthur slammed a wooden box full of fruits onto the counter, and the back door of the cafe swung shut. Iron stood straight, grabbed the box from him, and started unloading it into the fridge. Arthur turned, meowed, and headed back outside to his truck to grab the remaining fruits.

They worked in a system every morning like that, restocking, making dishes and drinks, and cleaning.

Usually, though, their mornings went smoother than misplaced shipments, owners yelling in the backroom,m and a few of the staff dropping tears and snot into the food.

And… two detectives in the main foyer.

Rowan, one of the beloved staff and members of the community, had been found mauled inside his apartment.

Trix and Tina.

They met sometime while studying abroad for law and travelled back to Shiftopia. Together, they created a law firm and eventually became detectives as well.

Tasked with figuring out who Rowan's murderer is.

They finally walked to the cafe counter, where Kat was restocking the straws.

“We need to interview every staff member here,” Tina said, holding her notebook tightly to her chest. Trix held his own and added lowly, “minus Rowan cause hes-.” Kat paused, very visibly unsettled. She didn't even acknowledge Trix’s comment; for her own sanity, it didn't happen. “Now? He died two days ago. We don’t get a moment to grieve?”

Tina shook her head. “The police have reason to believe the murderer will strike again. We’re interviewing the whole town.”

Arthur was interviewed first by Trix. She circled him.

“Where were you two nights ago?” He asked behind Arthur, pen ready on his notebook.

“My farm. I was helping a horse give birth,” Arthur answered. He straightened up, feeling uncomfortable under Trix’s gaze.

“Do you have proof of this?” Trix sat in front of him, and she wrote suspicious in bold lettering once Arthur shook his head.

Tina interviewed Garf.

He answered fine, at first—no red flags.

But he immediately tensed up, his orange fur puffed out as Tina pulled out a baggie of orange fur. Seemingly collected from the murder scene. ‘

“Why is your fur inside Rowan's apartment?!”

Dusting off my counters and twisting the open sign!

Today’s Cafe Order! Something classic and simple!

1x American Light Roast Coffee, 2 creams and 3 sugar

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Well this is embarrassing, my bad for abandoning the cafe, life got busy with other investments of mine! But im back this time with gifts!

The Shifters Cafe has a wonderful and.. unique community so much so that we get fanfiction!

Two of our beloved works being from Kat/Cecelia, Ray/Sevyn, and Fables

The Staff has a gambling problem - https://archiveofourown.org/works/87010061

Shifters Cafe - https://archiveofourown.org/works/85652291/chapters/226323421

Cigarettes and Coffee- https://archiveofourown.org/works/87033901/chapters/230453026

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Maybe this’ll inspire others to write about our community but thats all from me this afternoon

#shifting cafe #shifting blog #shifting safe space #shiftblr #shifters #shifting community #reality shifting #shiftingrealities #shifting communities

🚨BREAKING NEWS!!🚨

APPLE SAUCE HATER KNOWN AS RAY!

Has reformed into APPLE SAUCE LOVER! getting over his hatred for it!!

Today’s Cafe Order - 2 shots of espresso!

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I had an ask asking me what I like about the server but tumblr hates me and deleted it so I’m just gonna do it w/o the ask

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What I like most about the cafe is its members! They may get on my nerves 25/8 and are actively contributing to the illiteracy crisis but I love them

It’s to the point where it doesn’t just feel like a shifting server but a place to hang out just like a cafe ^^

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Special Order! - Screenshot Edition

There are more that I thought were funny but i can only fit so manny on mobile

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was about to post a cafe order and my daft didn’t save fuck my chungus life

IRONIKKA FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH! EVERYOTHER SHIP PREVAILS

#shifting cafe #shifting blog #shifting safe space #shifters #shiftblr #shifting community

What are the main ships? Who are they about?

Todays Cafe Order!

1x Carmel Crunch Drizzel with cold foam

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The cafe has a wide menu of ships, some more liked or well hated than others

kace

Runeleo

Kat x Kat Bf

Norae x norae fiancé

Garf x lasagna

taeNikka , Onikka x Gitae

DarkTrixkery, Bob Reynolds x Trix

Petals x Tenya

Rune x Shadow Milk

WeedYuri, Kaliza

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My personal favs are DarkTrixkery and WeedYuri but nobody is on my level yet…we will wait though

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Special Order!

Ironikka should be ABOLISHED

#shifting blog #shifting cafe #shifting safe space #shiftblr #this is a joke #shifters #shifting community

Todays Cafe Order!

1x White Chocolate Strawberry Latte!

(Ty kat for the gif)

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Whats something youre super excited about in your DR?

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Special order! Server Shenanigans

Kat is colorblind and thinks orange is yellow, Making the beloved OrangeDuo Piss yellow for some reason….

#shifting blog #shifting cafe #shifting safe space #shiftblr #shifters #shifting community #reality shifting

Today's Cafe Order!

1x Double whipped matcha latte 2x chocolate cake pops ----------------------------------------------------------- Do any of you read tarot or know people who do? Whats a read that you still think about to this day? ------------------------------------------------------- Special Order! What's your coffee order? Maybe ill use it for the blog?

#shifting blog #shifting cafe #shifting safe space #shiftblr #shifters #shifting community #tarotblr #divination

Todays Cafe Order! 1x Plain Americano

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Today in the cafe, fan fiction abt staffs and its members has been floating arounf in confessions 😭

SigmaBoy Generator js might be the best addition to the cafe ft my personal favs