i get it. i get it. i get it. i get it. you do all the methods, all the routines, follow all the pink sparkly tumblr blog manifestation gurus to the point where it’s unclear where they end & you start. when manifestation is painted as this “i just take a deep breath & stop worrying & then my desire materializes in front of my face like something out of harry potter” (i don’t know a lot about harry potter so let’s hope that’s accurate) that’s … frustrating. not because that’s not how it works for some people, everyone’s brain is different & operates at different speeds & strides & so many people on here neglect that & make blanket statements that start to sound insulting when youve heard it for the hundredth time when its only monday. so you start to wonder “is manifestation real” (it is) & that’s feeds into doubting your own future & once that happens, all the rest starts to crumble.
but I’m here to beat it into you (lovingly) that if there’s hope for me out of all people, there’s hope for you. this isn’t a matter of being the only person im existence who cannot manifest. instead, it’s tweaking tiny habits & subconscious beliefs. baby steps. all progress is progress no matter how minuscule you feel that is.
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𑣲 distract distract distract. & more distracting. keep your mind occupied so you don’t fall into obsession. take a breath, paint. learn a new skill. get to those to be watched & to be read lists. make your day to day so busy, so interesting, so exciting, that you forget you were even trying to not be obsessing with an outcome. everyday try to find at least one thing your looking forward to daily. no matter how mundane. start a really good show but only watch one episode a day. set a goal to complete one hyper realistic graphite portrait a week. every friday go on a walk until you find a nice bench to people watch for at least twenty minutes, no matter how cold. drink your favorite tea every morning. it can be anything.
𑣲 awareness of your algorithms. if you scroll on tiktok or twitter or tumblr & you repost something that affirms the opposite of what you want … we gotta stop that right here, right now. that’s reinforcing where you claim you don’t wanna be. how are you going to affirm “i have an abundance of money” “i have financial freedom” “i get everything i want” while if we take a scroll through your reposts we see “im so poor” “everything is so expensive & unaffordable” “nothing good ever happens to me” & so on when you want the former to be true? stop engaging with content that reinforces old beliefs no matter how small. watch people online who have what you want, watch manifestation content. consume so much content that it blends either your existing reality & becomes normalized for you.
𑣲 stop catastrophizing. seriously. thinking of the worst case scenario & daydreaming everything will go up in flames will help nobody. not everything will go awry if you don’t do your daily routine unrealistically perfect for six consecutive days. think of stuff that makes you excited & kick your feet like you’re some lovesick school girl. assume the best because the best is yet to come.
𑣲 destroy the mental checklist. married by twenty five, house by twenty eight, kids by thirty. it is societies job to make you subscribe to ideals that you don’t really want. not everyone moves at the same pace. not everyone is meant to do the same thing, the same way. people have different leaning styles & habits & strengths & weaknesses. give yourself grace. your time will come.
𑣲 your desire isn’t a life preserver. it’s a desire. a want. you want to have shiny hair. you want to be able to go do cartwheels around your upper east side new york city apparent. you want a shopping spree at stores with brands you cant even pronounce without having to look at the price tag. however, & this however isn’t meant to shoot you when your down, you will not cease to exist without your manifestation coming to fruition. you will not die without it. it isn’t a need. stop treating it like a scarce resource that’s limited edition. there’s plenty of it to go around.
𑣲 the seed analogy. this could also apply to an online order or a restaurant. take you’re pick. lets go with amazon since it’s the more modern variation out of the three. you order something on amazon, your item has to be packaged & sent off to a mail carrier & go on a plane or a boat or by truck. you’ve already placed the order (desire) & it’s on it’s way to you (the 3d). you don’t obsessively check tracking every other hour. you trust that it will be brought to your doorstep eventually as all mail is.
𑣲 borderline super powers. not flying or telekinesis, that’s too obvious & would alert foreign governments everywhere. getting feeling like seeming is going to happen, dreaming of people before you meet them, physically healing faster then most people.
𑣲 chronically offline. ipods, dvds, cd’s & no wifi. can dramatically slam your nokia shut dramatically. walls of dvd’s paired with your 2008 hello kitty crt. so many cd’s & records your living room looks like an indie music store.
𑣲 the muse. people can’t help but not take their eyes off of you like a moth to a flame. you’ve become immortal though the writings of musicians & authors where your mere presence inspired great works.
𑣲 irl equivalent of a ultra micro niche celebrity. everybody knows you, most love you, very few can’t cope that they aren’t you. people look up to you for your taste in fashion & what’s in it out.
𑣲 unmatched chemistry. chemistry with anyone & everyone. naturally flirty without meaning to, it’s the only communication style you know — interested in them or not. you can’t really help it.
𑣲 easy to love. people fall for you easily. you exude an aura that infatuates people, luring then in with one look at them. a silent, soft siren.
𑣲 cool girl. people just see you & know you’re the shit. there’s something about your presence that feels curated but not intentionally so as if you stepped out of a vintage teen vogue magazine & are the upcoming face of cover girl.
𑣲 you have everything. & i mean everything. your the go to for borrowing clothes to books on the occult. you don’t remember how you got half the things you have, but you never need to buy anything new unless desired.
𑣲 etiquette. you know what forks go where, are a master at writing thank you notes in perfect cursive in a perfect straight line. you were trained in social graces like it was military school.
𑣲 intentional. you look like your always ten steps ahead of people, movements prowling & feline like. everything you do reads as intentional from how you dress to how you speak. you somehow seem to know things, pick up on things, that others have never uttered a word about to anyone.
𑣲 a prodigy. at something. acting, painting, something so completely niche that you practically had to trip o & fall on-top of to discover, only to be a complete natural.
𝜗ৎ “i am a god”. otherworldly worldly, other dimensional beauty that makes people question if humans are the only being that walks among us upon seeing your face. it’s like there’s a sirens song playing on loop within your being that everyone can hear, pulling people in for more everytime they come into contact with you. like a moth to a flame.
𝜗ৎ everything you’ve ever wanted & more. you get whiting you want upon the basis of nothing. your allure, the way you present & talk to people immediately has them tripping over for you; giving up three liters of their own blood, first born child & their life savings for you at the drop of a hat. people have a hard time telling you no or denying you of what you desire.
𝜗ৎ mysterious allure. something exists within you that nobody can figure out, even yourself. no matter how long they spend with you, no matter how much or little they give away about themselves you never do the same. holding your whole self close to your heart.
𝜗ৎ people can’t figure you out. botox ? surgery ? fillers ? implants ? they can’t make sense of & try to speculate what makes you so beautiful but nobody can agree on what. it’s not just one thing, it’s everything. it surpasses solely appearances. the one who would be sacrificed to the gods as an offering in the 16th century.
𝜗ৎ experienced from afar. a rarity to lay eyes on. a privilege to be around you. but nobody can quite grasp why. celebrity, star struck energy while simultaneously walking into a lions den.
𝜗ৎ human equivalent of silk. soft, smooth, blemish free skin. naturally flushed / blushes cheeks. no makeup-makeup. plump lips, shiny hair that never seems to split.
𝜗ৎ intentional. you look like your always ten steps ahead of people, movements prowling & feline like. everything you do reads as intentional from how you dress to how you speak. you somehow seem to know things, pick up on things, that others have never uttered a word about to anyone. it’s like your a mind reader sometimes.
𝜗ৎ unmatched chemistry. chemistry with anyone & everyone. naturally a flirt without meaning to, it’s the only communication style you know — interested in them or not. you can’t really help it. you seduce everyone so naturally.
𝜗ৎ maneater. in its most literal or metaphorical sense, up to you. out of everyone’s league btw.
𝜗ৎ controlling. extremely picky & particular about things from your appearance to what goes where on your desk. some call it manipulation, but you just know how to nudge situations into a favorable outcome (for what you believe to be) for everyone.
𝜗ৎ social chameleon. suits anything — makeup, clothes, hair style. can morph into anything or anyone & still look flawless.
𑣲 instant interest in you. people always want to get to know you, know your story, where your from. your always a new face people take a liking to right away.
𑣲 it girl. right away. people just see you & know you’re the shit. always knowing the trends before they become mainstream. how is her hair so shiny ? where does she buy her clothes ? what perfume does she wear ?
𑣲 immediately accepted into any group. people want to talk to you & get to know you & want to play twenty questions with you. people go out of their way to help you & make you feel comfortable so they can sway you into being their friend.
𑣲 main character syndrome. the most interesting person ever, there’s never a dull moment. not one. you could adopt a puppy, feed an army, be gifted super powers & be tasked with baking one thousand cupcakes by six o’clock & … still just a tuesday for you.
𑣲 lenient. peers, teachers, parents, everyone to ever exist is extremely lenient with you. gives you nearly a hundred changes & are forgiven every-time even if they give you a hard time about it.
𑣲 easy to love. people fall for you easily. you exude an aura that infatuates people, luring then in with one look at them. a silent, soft siren.
𑣲 versatile aesthetics. you have the body shape for any outfits, the face for any makeup style, the hair to hold any style imaginable. your body is extremely adaptable to your desired aesthetic.
𑣲 signature style. & hair. people associate you with a certain style & aesthetic or clothing piece. everybody wants to emulate your style by the way.
𑣲 highly approachable. always look like your having fun. never a dull moment with you, really. everyone wants to be your best friend. aunt to my future child level of everyone wanting to be your best friend.
𑣲 highly sociable. can talk to anyone, anywhere & be best friends within the hour with all the small talk out of the way. you have zero issue striking up a conversation. social anxiety fears you by the way.
𑣲 teachers pet. insanely book smart & intelligent. can pick up on subjects & skills with little to no effort. photographic-like memory with the handwriting & vocabulary of a 1700’s poet. you’re often complimented on it.
𝜗ৎ unmatched chemistry. chemistry with anyone & everyone. naturally flirty without meaning to, it’s the only communication style you know — interested in them or not. you can’t really help it.
𝜗ৎ sharp thinker. witty. extremely clever quips. nobody can match your comebacks. things just roll out of your mouth that leave people thinking “wait what?” in a good way before you even realized what you just said.
𝜗ৎ jokes always land no matter what style of humor. always know what to say, when to say it. 10/10 delivery. great at getting a gauge on what to make jokes about & what’s off limits. dark humor to middle school boy — you’ve mastered it all.
𝜗ৎ doll beauty. smooth skin, round head, shorter height. looks like you belong on a little girls shelf right above her bed. polly pocket, american girl doll, madame alexander, barbie, take your pick. don’t forget the blush blindness & i say that lovingly. <3
𝜗ৎ unbothered. nothing really phases you anymore. not a punch to the gut or the emotional equivalent of falling off the slide at four years old & getting the wind knocked out of you. you live & move on but it’s a pleasant surprise when the opposite happens.
𝜗ৎ hopeless romantic. genuinely. like so much so. you love love. half written love songs, little hearts on every thing you own, the personification of valentines day.
𝜗ৎ highly approachable. always look like your having fun. never a dull moment with you, really. everyone wants to be your best friend. aunt to my future child level of everyone wanting to be your best friend.
𝜗ৎ highly sociable. can talk to anyone, anywhere & be best friends within the hour with all the small talk out of the way. you have zero issue striking up a conversation. social anxiety fears you by the way.
𝜗ৎ brigitte bardot reincarnate. no seriously, cut the cameras. you look like you stepped out of a late 1950’s advert for vogue. celebrity energy, always look put together. have a signature style under your belt that constants of a suspicious amount of silk & lace while smelling like a foreign perfume you can’t pronounce.
𝜗ৎ melancholic. beautifully so. your the personification of dead roses wilting away in browning water. being left in the rain in the middle of a once busy city.
𝜗ৎ siren-like. hypnotic & alluring aura, the softest lullaby to lure you in. eyes that someone could spend an eternity looking into. there’s something within you that makes people drawn to you like a the strongest of magnets.
𝜗ৎ presence feel lush. expensive. a privilege. a goddess, not from this lifetime. not monetarily, but a rarity. a privilege to be around you that nobody can quite grasp why.
𝜗ৎ the voice of a poet. intentional with words, each sounding like it’s been hand picked from a hundred year old sonnet & gifted to you. speech pattern is slow. gentle. soft like a feather pillow. you hold the ability to paint the prettiest of pictures without ever having to know how to hold a paint brush. words & mind, in perfect harmony.
𝜗ৎ timeless beauty. straight out of a polaroid picture tucked in someone wallet, still practically a stranger. a generational beauty that slipped though the fingers of everyone she’s ever come into contact with. 
𝜗ৎ the muse. people can’t help but not take their eyes off of you like a moth to a flame. you’ve become immortal though the writings of musicians & authors where your mere presence inspired great works.
𝜗ৎ complete & unexplainable deja vu. the essence of audrey, bridget, & marilyn reincarnate & have found a home inside of you. you look like you belong in the pictures, heads turn like they’ve just the ghost of old hollywood herself.
𝜗ৎ mysterious allure. something exists within you that nobody can figure out, even yourself. no matter how long they spend with you, no matter how much or little they give away about themselves you never do the same. holding your whole self close to your heart.
𝜗ৎ the creator. the mundane, the boring & routine. a tendency to romanticize & the gift to build an idea in your head so grand that you’ve presented it in a way for others to have no choice but to be loyal to it. an undying hope & belief that it will take root.
𝜗ৎ a calming, relaxing presence. your entire being feels like laying upon a heated mattress in the middle of winter with fresh silk sheets.
not you copying your bambi beauty post from someone else without tagging them, you stole the hearts at the strat, the concept AND the ribbon thingy
i got inspo from subliminals. so, i should be tagging kottie & i want it, i got it, which i have now added to my post. because you’re absolutely right in that credit should be given where credit is due & i should’ve done that before i ever hit post.
i’ve always put ribbons & switched between symbols as bullet points — which includes hearts — & you can see that through my profile. here are some examples. i’ve even made them easy to view so you know im not trying to pull anything over on anyone.
“over two hundred & fifty places to shift”
“your dr based on your sun & moon sign”
“fame dr ideas for you to script”
“50+ things to script”
“100 places to shift” (my first post)
im going to assume the person who posted this concept first is writing this ask. if it isn’t, please pass this message along to them. i truly have no idea what post you are referencing & i mean that really sincerely. i tried looking it up & the only thing i could find was “deer pretty” which doesn’t feature hearts from what i could see, only ribbons. i have a collection of “___ beauty” posts in my drafts (& notes app) that i have yet to post. here is a screen shot showing that ive had this idea for a minute since im unsure when you posted yours. i started this list when i made this post. which, as you can see also includes hearts & ribbon symbols. this was the first one out of the bunch i posted.
i would’ve loved to resolve this in private anon so the both of us could minimize possible backlash on both sides. people have had the same idea within the walls of this community before & the internet as a whole. im not calling you out for wanting to ensure you have credit because you felt this was a replication of your post. i think that’s a fair concern & i’d be hurt too if the roles were reversed. i made a shifting journal about a year ago & another creator came out with one months after i released mine so i know what its like first hand to have made something first & then see someone else make what you assumed to be your idea, but that doesn’t mean the other person saw my idea first & then decided to profit off of it.
so again, i get it. i would’ve had / have no issue with giving you credit had you messaged me first since you seem upset about it. i really don’t enjoy drama in this community, much less being apart of it. please message me if you’d still like credit as i have no intention of making someone feel stolen from or having any bad blood with anyone.
𑣲 soft, trust worthy aura. everyone tells you that secrets, their tea, your everyone’s diary in human form. for whatever reason people see your presence no matter where you are as a safe, gentle space.
𑣲 one could get lost in your eyes. long, dark, upswept lashes. large & upturned doe-like eyes. naturally look like your wearing colored contacts & false lashes. blythe doll irl.
𑣲 pretty privileges’ baby sister. friends, family, partners — the entire solar system — feel an instinctual need to protect you. no matter where you are, who they are, your handed with the upmost care & gentleness. you can break the most stoic into cracking a smile upon one glance of you.
𑣲 skin of silk. soft, smooth, blemish free skin. naturally flushed / blushes cheeks. little freckles dusting your nose, upper cheeks & shoulders.
𑣲 disney princess-like. polite, soft spoken, radiating gentle positivity. soothing voice that can attract any animal, wild or otherwise.
𑣲 uncoordinated. wobbly legs, always falling over, bumping into things, skittish. it would be embarrassing if it was anybody else. luckily for you, everyone finds it very endearing. an automatic & collective “awe” can be heard for every bruise you have obtained.
a premade script for people who don’t like to script
aka basics to script ? a base script ?
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healthy hair. no fried or dead ends. always looks clean. holds any style easily.
healthy skin. glass like & hydrated skin, immune to breakouts & skin barrier damage. recovers easy to cuts & dissolves scarring without injections or lazors.
clothes always look flattering. fits your body type, never need alterations, high quality fabrics & fibers. fabrics never pull or pill. this also applies to shoes, hair accessories & jewelry.
nails don’t split or break. no hanging cuticles, grow strong with no splits. nail polish doesn’t chip.
perfect health. vision. labs. diet. strong immune system. in perfect health in every area of life.
effortlessly photogenic. from every angle. literally impossible to take a bad photo of you. one doesn’t exist & everyone knows it.
signature scent. a favorite perfume your clothes always smell like & lingers wherever you go ?
a perfected, curated aesthetic. clothes, bedroom, closet & belongs are all cohesive & look good together. everything is from different places but looks like it belongs in a set.
always have enough time to get ready. never running out the door with a half eaten bagel on your person, slow & relaxing mornings, afternoons & evenings. you’re never rushed.
phone always works as intended. doesn’t die at inconvenient times, doesn’t shatter, charges quickly.
world peace. cliche but needed. no racism, sexism, colorism, wars, poverty, etc.
pick up things quickly. a skill. a langue. a hobby. a job. decent at everything you attempt.
photographic memory. perfect memory. never have to study / write things down. good at remembering faces & names.
evening has a place / limited clutter. everything you own has a designated place & easy to clean & organize. doesn’t get dusty or dirty easily. surfaces & clothes stay clean beyond normal time. immune to stains.
likeable. people like you. they think your funny or witty or generous. people associate you with positive traits, always.
lucky girl syndrome. incredible amount of luck. like magical, spell level of luck.
perfect health & hygiene. strong immune system, perfect labs, teeth, eye sight, always look clean, minimal body odor, etc.
healthy habits / routine. water intake, walking 10k steps a day, designated bedtime & rise time, excellent sleep quality, healthy diet.
humor. jokes always land no matter what style of humor. always know what to say, when to say it. 10/10 delivery.
can afford anything you need. always have money on hand, cash or card. no money issues, can always pay for what you need.
car optional. infrastructure walkable & bike able. everything you need is close by & is always in stock
𝜗ৎ you suit every style. no clothes overwhelm your frame. your face shape suits every haircut or color. every makeup style works with your features. every era. every color palette. an angel & a siren all in one.
𝜗ৎ the muse. lacy, heather, delilah, cindy lou who, ophelia, michelle, jolene; your name is somewhere squeezed between those two names. people write songs & poetry & plays about how beautiful you are. one look at your face & people must immortalize what they have seen to show generations to come. you inspire nations. the kind of beauty that would cause wars to start & end.
𝜗ৎ nobody can deny your beauty. they may deny your talent or underestimate you, but never how beautiful you are. for they physically & mentally cannot, they know they would be lying to themselves. & everyone would know it too.
𝜗ৎ cameras don’t do you justice. you look ten times more beautiful in person, very photogenic without any bad angles. look put together & pleasing to look at in any photograph. the kind of pictures people use in subliminal or mood boards; your the desired face claim.
𝜗ৎ no makeup makeup. you always look like your wearing makeup; perfect skin, long lashes, etc. not a hair out of place. not a stitch undone.
𝜗ৎ unforgettable. people see you once & think about you for years to come. they emphasize your beauty when retelling stories you were apart of, bring up your name when not necessary just to talk about you.
𝜗ৎ people can’t figure you out. botox ? surgery ? fillers ? implants ? they can’t make sense of & try to speculate what makes you so beautiful but nobody can agree on what. it’s not just one thing, it’s everything.
𝜗ৎ there is no comparison. your beauty is like no other — in and outwardly. no replica. no copy. no amount of surgery someone gets. no competition. no comparison. not you.
𝜗ৎ effortless. it girl. cool girl, whatever you’d like to name it. there’s something laid back about your appearance. as if you don’t know your own beauty but everybody else does without a word being spoken.
𝜗ৎ actions before words. heads turn. doors open for you. meals are on the house. people watch you like a slow motion montage in an early two thousands movie scene.
𝜗ৎ you feel expensive. not always monetarily, a rarity. at the very least a privilege to be around. those who don’t know your name, know your energy. they feel who you are before they know.
𝜗ৎ the world moves, leaps, for you. call it pretty privilege, but that’s not what you have. ten steps above it. a historical, vintage vogue beauty. a once in a lifetime experience. the finest wine, the softest of silk in human form. for no words have been uttered that can capture your beauty.
there’s no rule book to manifesting. neville goddard didn’t write the manuscript for it. robert monroe didn’t define what can or cannot be manifested. so if the literal poster children / pioneers of bringing the concept of manifestation to the public & popularizing the topic didn’t, why are you letting other people ?
i see soooooo many people say “you can’t script that” “that’s impossible to manifest” “checking for results delays the outcome” “the subconscious doesn’t understand negatives” & to those people (maybe you, who knows??) saying it to others or themselves, you take it as fact & run with it then guess what … that’s what your manifesting.
you are manifesting that manifesting is hard & requires some made up rule. as silly as running eighteen laps while saying robotic affirmations. you can say as many affirmations as you want. you can run as many laps you want. but that does nothing unless you believe it does & give it power.
so circling back to the imaginary people i quoted above, those may work for them. those may be true for them. but they don’t have to be true for you. maybe they ran eighteen laps & the next morning they were handed the keys to their luxury apartment in a city of their choice.
this is why i think it’s not doing many favors for some to not be in online manifestation spaces for so long when everyone is throwing ten different set of “rules” at you. because they don’t exist. don’t be afraid to tear it all down & start from scratch. purge all you’ve been taught & just jump into the basics of what manifesting is which is that your thoughts create your reality. ship of theseus your mind up. keyword your thoughts. other people’s words & stories & experiences can influence you if you let them. if you let them !!
here’s an example, if someone says “i like your brown eyes” when you have green eyes, you’d be like “my eyes aren’t brown, they’re green ??” the belief that you have green eyes has been affirmed to you do many times up until this monument — externally & internally & shown to yourself to be true through photographs or the mirror — that them saying you have brown eyes doesn’t waver your belief that you have green eyes, not brown. your belief overrode theirs. the idea that you have brown eyes discarded & wrote off in your mind right away. no matter the external source validating it, your belief that you have green eyes dominates everything.
but manifesting something you desire isn’t the same as something you’ve been programmed your whole life to know to be true about yourself. this world tends to suck the life out of wonder at times & stunts the possibility of what cannot & can be true. i used that example because it is the simplest i can think of to express the concept of knowing something to be true & having unwavering belief. in addition, you don’t have to accept everything everyone says as gospel. & by not letting it get to you, you have to strengthen belief.
set out to manifest something very small as “proof” to yourself it can be done. manifest seeing a yellow volkswagen beetle or a certain kind of bird or receiving a fashion magazine or a small check in the mail. it can be anything, something you perceive to be as hyper specific. & when you do see that, you’ll know it to be true. keep doing it until it doesn’t feel like a coincidence — because i don’t believe them to be true all of the time. once you have strengthened your belief in the power that you hold, you will see that you have the capability to do anything. manifesting seeing a specific car & a million dollars are no different from each other, just like manifesting a fashion magazine & shifting your reality is no different. what is different about these things is the mental weight & power you give them in your mind.
♡ popular. not in a ariana grandes galinda upland, 2000’s movie way. you’re genuinely liked & are on a friendly, first name basis with everyone you come into contact with. small talk can happen with anyone; an introverts worst nightmare.
♡ recognizable & desirable. you have a very particular delivery of words & energy to you. people copy your speech patterns or hair cut. you started that new bag charm trend, wherever they are. they can’t help but aspire to be a fraction of what you are.
♡ alluring & magnetic. people see you as popular, even if your not. they want to be around you. people feel uplifted & inspired when around you.
♡ calming presence. soothing voice. people & animals feel safe & comfortable around you immediately. your voice is like the softest feather pillow upon an even softer mattress.
♡ model off duty vibes. seen as photogenic, “how are you real?”. always look put together no matter how mundane the occasion.
♡ people remember you. seeing you on the train, at the store, childhood best friend ? your face & energy is always remembered. you always leave a lasting impact. nobody is quite like you.
♡ disney princess vibes. animals swarm you, children ask if your a princes. you might as well script that you live in a eight story castle because it’s expected from you at this point. you seek to be from another life, another time, that people can’t quite place.
♡ pretty privilege ?? maybe ?? you’re given alot of grace & leeway for mistakes. your easily given second chances based on vibes alone.
♡ sharp thinker. witty. nobody can match your comebacks. things just roll out of your mouth that leave people thinking “wait what?” in a good way.
♡ good at everything. not amazing, award granting, ribbon winning. but everything you touch you pick up quickly & are quite good at without any prior knowledge.
♡ media-trained like. the way you move, talk, express yourself, answer questions without saying anything. you know how to leave people satisfied with saying as little as possible.
♡ etiquette. you know what forks go where, are a master at writing thank you notes in perfect cursive in a perfect straight line. you were trained in social graces like it was military school.
♡ calculated. not in the manipulative, taylor swift easter egg way but your definitely know how to read people & situations while being simultaneously twenty seven steps ahead of everyone. you just know when people are bullshitting.
｡𖦹°‧ photographic memory. retain information easily & effortlessly.
｡𖦹°‧ top student. or valedictorian ? head of the soccer team ? class president ? founder of the animal rights club ?
｡𖦹°‧ model student. perfect grades, perfect attendance, always on time.
｡𖦹°‧ school air doesn’t exist. you arrive without a hair out of place, you leave without a hair out of place.
｡𖦹°‧ clean bathrooms. always stocked with nice soaps, period & hygiene products.
｡𖦹°‧ quality & healthy food. professionally made by chefs. fresh every lunch period.
｡𖦹°‧ uniforms. cute uniforms that go with your body type. alternating color palettes depending on the season or semester ?
｡𖦹°‧ private suite style dorm. with a bathroom, kitchenette, moderate size walk in closet.
｡𖦹°‧ day meals. all day has breakfast, lunch & dinner food. no specific wake up hours or meal end times. serves between class, before & after school hours.
｡𖦹°‧ three day weekends. school only four days a week, extra day granted for free time or designated homeroom days.
｡𖦹°‧ school dance & events. valentines day dance, winter ball. campus fair. football games.
｡𖦹°‧ off campus free periods & lunch is allowed. nearby dinner ? mall ? go home if you live across the street from campus ?
｡𖦹°‧ classes with variety. animal training, astrology, fashion design, horse back riding etc.
｡𖦹°‧ rooftop community garden. food is able to be taken, seating provided for students. enclosed & heated in the winter.
｡𖦹°‧ for extra credit / after school job. filling in for a teacher. torturing. filing paperwork in the office. showing new students around the school.
originally this was going to be one thousand. a month later of staring blankly in thought & i most certainly didn’t make it to that goal. i originally made it to five hundred but i ended up having a few duplicates & I scraped dr’s that aren’t based on pre existing media since there’s a big overlap & some were too similar to one another. maybe a part two depending how well this does ?
i tried to limited the genres so this post wasn’t all over the place because some do have an overlap. & in no particular order.
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animated
♡ gravity falls
♡ amphibia
♡ the owl house
♡ star vs the forces of evil
♡ regular show
♡ adventure time
♡ amazing world of gumball
♡ fosters home for imagery friends
♡ phineas and ferb
♡ kim possible
♡ tangled: the series
♡ spongebob
♡ scooby doo mystery incorporated
♡ my little pony friendship is magic
♡ equestria girls
♡ my little pony tales
♡ bojack horseman
♡ smiling friends
♡ moral orel
♡ inside job
♡ rick & morty
♡ south park
♡ teenage mutant ninja turtles
♡ ledgand of kora
♡ the last unicorn
♡ spirited away
♡ kiki’s delivery service
♡ my neighbor totoro
♡ howls moving castle
♡ winx club
♡ helluva boss
♡ hasbin hotel
♡ danny phantom
♡ fairly odd parents
♡ all grown up
♡ recess
♡ hey arnold 
♡ littlest pet shop
♡ pound puppies
♡ totally spies
♡ total drama island
♡ courage the cowardly dog
♡ big hero six
♡ wreck it ralph
♡ the loud house
♡ how to train your dragon
♡ bluey
musicals
♡ heathers
♡ cats
♡ dear even hanson
♡ cats
♡ wicked
♡ phantom of the opera
♡ hamilton
♡ six
♡ mama mia
♡ high school musical the musical the series
♡ school of rock
♡ crazy ex girlfriend
♡ daisy jones & the six
video games
♡ pokemon
♡ animal crossing
♡ stardew valley
♡ into the woods
♡ spiritfarer
♡ disney dream light valley
♡ kingdom hearts
♡ genshin impact
♡ ledgand of zelda
♡ undertale
♡ deltarune
♡ tomodatchi life
♡ miitopia
♡ the sims
♡ resident evil
♡ call of duty
♡ league of ledgands
♡ hello kitty island adventure
♡ minecraft
♡ nintendogs
♡ style savvy
♡ dress to impress
♡ five nights at freddy’s
♡ bendy & the ink machine
♡ earthbound
♡ sallyface
♡ silent hill
♡ class of 09
fantasy
♡ his dark materials
♡ merlin
♡ atlantis
♡ percy jackson
♡ harry potter
♡ fantastic beasts
♡ narnia
♡ pirates of the caribbean
♡ the witcher
♡ the wheel of time
♡ good omens
♡ cursed
anime
♡ pokemon
♡ nana
♡ fruits basket
♡ sailor moon
♡ soniani: super sonico
♡ death note
♡ hunter x hunter
♡ black butler
♡ spy x family
♡ attack on titan
♡ naruto
♡ demon slayer
♡ beastars
♡ rwby
♡ mystic messenger
♡ twisted wonderland
♡ saiki k
♡ the boondocks
♡ dragon ball z
♡ haikyuu
disney channel originals
♡ girl vs monster
♡ princess diaries
♡ princess protection program
♡ halloween town
♡ halloween high
♡ high school musical
♡ camp rock
♡ teen beach movie
♡ haloweentown
♡ descendants
♡ the ice princess
♡ the cheetah girls
♡ lemonade mouth
horror / triller
♡ scream
♡ chucky
♡ fear street trilogy
♡ it
♡ nightmare on elm street
♡ nosferaru
♡ jennifer’s body
♡ I know what you did last summer
♡ bettlejuice
♡ coraline
♡ the nightmare before christmas
♡ teen wolf
♡ wolf pack
♡ american horror story
♡ texas chainsaw massacre
nostalgia
♡ little bear
♡ care bears
♡ bear in the big blue house
♡ blues clues
♡ max & ruby
♡ ozwald
♡ the fresh beat band
♡ miffy
♡ kipper
♡ sophia the first
♡ dragon tales
♡ hello kitty paradise
♡ strawberry shortcake
♡ eloise
action / supernatrual
♡ supernatrual
♡ lucifer
♡ ghost busters
♡ wenesday
♡ interview with a vampire
♡ vampire diaries
♡ the originals
♡ true blood
♡ buffy the vampire slayer
♡ angel the series
♡ lost boys
♡ shadow hunters
♡ the chilling adventures of sabrina
♡ charmed
♡ once upon a time
♡ my baby sitters a vampire
sci-fi
♡ the 100
♡ star trek
♡ star wars
♡ doctor who
♡ stranger things
♡ firefly
♡ lost
♡ dollhouse
♡ hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
dystopian & young adult
♡ hunger games
♡ divergent
♡ the walking dead
♡ yellow jackets
♡ black mirror
♡ the maze runner
♡ jurassic park
♡ alice in borderland
super hero
♡ smallville
♡ ironman
♡ superman
♡ batman / bat family
♡ the flash
♡ wandavision
♡ crypto the super dog
♡ teen titans
♡ dc superhero girls
♡ avengers
♡ the boys
♡ supergirl
♡ the umbrella academy
♡ young justice
♡ fantastic four
♡ the avengers 
♡ suicide squad
♡ lab rats
♡ miraculous ladybug
♡ the power puff girls
drama & crime
♡ dead poets society
♡ dawsons creek
♡ emily in paris
♡ to all the boys ive ever loved
♡ cruel intentions
♡ glee
♡ riverdale
♡ the rookie
♡ brooklyn nine
♡ breaking bad
♡ csi
♡ criminal minds
♡ bones
♡ sherlock
♡ the outsiders
♡ degrassi
♡ never have i ever
♡ twin peaks
♡ the x files
♡ house of anubis
♡ mako mermaids
♡ h20
♡ billy the kid
♡ legally blonde
sitcom
♡ icarly
♡ victorious
♡ sam & cat
♡ zoey 101
♡ drake & josh
♡ big time rush
♡ hannah montana
♡ that’s so raven
♡ wizards of waverly place
♡ good luck charlie
♡ lizzie mcguire
♡ girl meets world
♡ boy meets world
♡ jessie
♡ austin & ally
♡ kc undercover
♡ kickin it
♡ shake it up
♡ new girl
♡ sabrina the teenage witch
♡ the good place
♡ friends
♡ that 70’s show
♡ modern family
♡ the office
♡ full house
♡ fuller house
♡ young sheldon
kdrama
♡ all of us are dead
♡ squid games
♡ xo, kitty
♡ crushology 101
♡ business proposal
♡ night has come
♡ tempest
♡ sweet home
♡ pyramid game
♡ happiness
♡ the glory
♡ the kings affection
♡ shadow & bone
thank you to everyone who shared their dr’s for this post :) !!
!! if you don’t know your signs, you can click here. this is the easiest to read chart website. feel free to double check even if you already know as placidus is the most accurate house system from my experience. this isn’t based on actual astrology observations but just the very basic of definitions; pop astrology-adjacent. these may not be 1:1 accurate due to not wanting to have any repetition & the very limited amount of media i could think of off the top of my head. that way everyone gets something different ! ⋆⭒˚ 🪐⋆⭒˚.⋆
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aries ☉ aries ⏾ • the flash
aries ☉ taurus ⏾ • teen titans
aries ☉ gemini ⏾ • the maze runner
aries ☉ cancer ⏾ • grey’s anatomy
aries ☉ leo ⏾ • power rangers
aries ☉ virgo ⏾ • yellowjackets
aries ☉ libra ⏾ • sabrina the teenage witch
aries ☉ scorpio ⏾ • hunger games
aries ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • undertale
aries ☉ capricorn ⏾ • ninjago
aries ☉ aquarius ⏾ • smallville
aries ☉ pisces ⏾ • stranger things
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taurus ☉ aries ⏾ • the hobbit
taurus ☉ taurus ⏾ • over watch
taurus ☉ gemini ⏾ • pixie hallow
taurus ☉ cancer ⏾ • stardew valley
taurus ☉ leo ⏾ • that’s so raven
taurus ☉ virgo ⏾ • gilmore girls
taurus ☉ libra ⏾ • scream queens
taurus ☉ scorpio ⏾ • brooklyn nine
taurus ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • atlantis
taurus ☉ capricorn ⏾ • one tree hill
taurus ☉ aquarius ⏾ • regular show
taurus ☉ pisces ⏾ • dead poets society
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gemini ☉ aries ⏾ • roswell
gemini ☉ taurus ⏾ • over the garden wall
gemini ☉ gemini ⏾ • death note
gemini ☉ cancer ⏾ • wizards of waverly place
gemini ☉ leo ⏾ • ever after high
gemini ☉ virgo ⏾ • kiki’s delivery service
gemini ☉ libra ⏾ • hannah montana
gemini ☉ scorpio ⏾ • dollhouse
gemini ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • gravity falls
gemini ☉ capricorn ⏾ • roswell
gemini ☉ aquarius ⏾ • criminal minds
gemini ☉ pisces ⏾ • riverdale
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cancer ☉ aries ⏾ • miraculous ladybug
cancer ☉ taurus ⏾ • my neighbor totoro
cancer ☉ gemini ⏾ • bobs burgers
cancer ☉ cancer ⏾ • dawsons creek
cancer ☉ leo ⏾ • interview with a vampire
cancer ☉ virgo ⏾ • fruits basket
cancer ☉ libra ⏾ • spiritfarer
cancer ☉ scorpio ⏾ • narnia
cancer ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • once upon a time
cancer ☉ capricorn ⏾ • friday night lights
cancer ☉ aquarius ⏾ • nana
cancer ☉ pisces ⏾ • locke & key
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leo ☉ aries ⏾ • all of us are dead
leo ☉ taurus ⏾ • demon slayer
leo ☉ gemini ⏾ • merlin
leo ☉ cancer ⏾ • winx club
leo ☉ leo ⏾ • that 70’s show
leo ☉ virgo ⏾ • totally spies
leo ☉ libra ⏾ • princess protection program
leo ☉scorpio ⏾ • house of dragon
leo ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • little witch academia
leo ☉ capricorn ⏾ • the chilling adventures of sabrina
leo ☉ aquarius ⏾ • star trek
leo ☉ pisces ⏾ • harry potter
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virgo ☉ aries ⏾ • deadly class
virgo ☉ taurus ⏾ • bridgerton
virgo ☉ gemini ⏾ • amphibia
virgo ☉ cancer ⏾ • the walking dead
virgo ☉ leo ⏾ • mean girls
virgo ☉ virgo ⏾ • bones
virgo ☉ libra ⏾ • animal crossing
virgo ☉ scorpio ⏾ • skins
virgo ☉ sagittarius ⏾ • wandavision
virgo ☉ capricorn ⏾ • ironman
virgo ☉ aquarius ⏾ • steven universe
virgo ☉ pisces ⏾ • american horror story
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libra ☉ aries ⏾ • twilight
libra ☉ taurus ⏾ • criminal minds
libra ☉ gemini ⏾ • umbrella academy
libra ☉ cancer ⏾ • my little pony friendship is magic
im watching harry potter with my sister for the first time & she just asked me if i remember when “everyone was roleplaying that they woke up at hogwarts” … yes i do.
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