𝐖 𝐈 𝐋 𝐒 𝐎 𝐍

𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[arc-sunsymbols]

random sentence starters

brought to you by the idiot brigade discord server.  change pronouns as needed.

❛ asking this for reasons, but do you think it’s possible to snap your own neck? ❜

❛ being king of chuck e. cheese is probably better than being king of hell. ❜

❛ i did, but some might call that unethical or ‘illegal’. ❜

❛ STD? supernatural terror defense, dumbass. ❜

❛ my diet consists of cigarettes and liquor. ❜ 

❛ you’re like a cockroach, but immensely better and not a bug. ❜ 

❛ her bones were not in her body. ❜ 

❛ i claim rights to the throat knife. ❜

❛ ghosts on the side of the road who kill people just trying to help are the worst. ❜

❛ where are your bones? ❜

❛ and that’s how i found out about the jawbone canyon killer. ❜

❛ come at me, they call me the cock slayer. ❜ 

❛ strip my unclehood away from a broken man already. ❜

❛ no offense, but if you get murdered by a guy with 7 chihuahuas, i’m gonna kick your ass. ❜

❛ what happens if someone objects at your wedding, do you have to fight them? ❜

❛ you ever feel like you bypassed a monster on accident, but it read your soul and will know when you step back into its territory? that’s how the cashier at 7/11 looks at me when the slurpee machine is broken. ❜

❛ i’m sad because i found out my favorite restaurant is under investigation for illegal trafficking. ❜

❛ where’s your walking morality compass, i mean friend? ❜

❛ have you considered that elon musk would hate you? ❜ 

❛ if you peed on a snowman would it melt? ❜

❛ and if he wants to sit in the rosemary bush and fight random mammals then so be it. ❜

❛ tell him i’ll kick his ass. ❜ 

❛ todd howard said you aren’t gay, dude. ❜

❛ it’s easy to die, but hard for SLENDERMAN to actually kill you. ❜ 

❛ you put that sweat back in your body. ❜

❛ this is a serious cheese ball matter, you whore. ❜ 

❛ only one of us can be in hell at a time. ❜ 

❛ you think i should respond or do you think it’s an ax murderer trap? ❜

❛ the sacred texts are hidden behind a magical spiritual binding. ❜

❛ ocean hand, take me by the man. ❜ 

❛ i’ll wear it, but if i end up becoming some fairy’s bitch? i’m gonna be pissed. ❜

[dutchster]

maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby

[shiftingtm]

[anxietyproblem]

[shiftingtm]

———  &  i’m  too  𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃  𝐎𝐍  &  over  both  ways  &  now  every  long  day’s  a  𝐁𝐀𝐃  one!!i  can’t  make  you  call  or  make  you  stay  or take  you  off  the  pedestal!!  so  i  get  lost  in modern  music,  watchin’  movies,  talkin’  to  the  walls  in  my  room    ———  walkin’  through the  halls  in  my  head  just  tryna  make  sure  it  all  𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄!! ✪  // a super cool cryptid original character brought to you by sunny.

[thornysuggestion]

i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.

[meladoodle]

My friend just told me he was in a conference call and his coworker meant to say "shoot your shot" and accidentally said "shoot your load" to like 25 clients and they all turned off their cameras and microphones to laugh for like 2 minutes.

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

If I saw Mothman I would simply let myself get taken away by him

[ufogoblin-deactivated20191201]

he would drop u on the pavement

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

If that is the fate Mothman has chosen for me then so be it

[mushinoonna-deactivated20210208]

fuck it kfc in the basement

[womanfourwoman]

“human-passing”

[shiftingtm]

nice tags you got there.

[shiftingtm]

hey, gang. it took my getting really fucking sick and being shoved into a 2-week quarantine for me to finally make a proper post but here i am. i’m doing it. i’m checkin’ in. it’s official, sunny is back in the saddle on this horse with no name riding backward into a sunset toward the unknown. i hope that everyone has been okay. i know that things are super scary right now. i have, sickness aside, been doing really well. most of my time and attention has gone straight into my webcomic which stars wade and lazarus and things have been just awesome. i’m still working on that. the comic is still my primary focus, but i like to have down time as well. when everything gets a little better i may be looking at opening a printing business with my wife but until then things are gonna be pretty ... uneventful. i’m just working on mending, keeping myself away from loved ones, and trying to work on the comic as much as i can. that being said. i miss writing. i miss you guys a lot. so. i’m gonna be trying to work on little threads here and there as well. you know. when i’m not playing animal crossing.

[animatedtext]

[deliciousfear]

oh shit bro help do you know where i am? what's that bro? this is your sewer? oh, man. my bad. a bunch of kids beat the shit out of you? that's ... that's harsh, bro. i mean it that's just the wors--- oh, you were trying to eat them? like actually eat them? yikes, bro. that's bad karma my dude. have you ever tried taco bell? it's like a little better than eating people. they got a $5 fill up box with nachos, bro. yeah. no, you shouldn't try the diablo sauce it's terrible. bro. clownbro.

@shiftingtm

[pharrma-deactivated20150102]

“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.