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If Men Told The Truth
Omg I really don’t know if I could handle that “honesty” lmao he was honest AF
Im cryingggggg no wayy
😂😂😂 gotta respect his honesty
“Im dead ass serious”
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Got what she asked for
“let’s never do this again” 😂😂😂
I would appreciate this tbh.
But I just wonder, why not just use you’re $200 and get a prostitute? Why go through all that if all you want is pussy? Looks like you’re not being honest with yourself buddy.
You don’t want pussy from the ready, willing and able. No, you want pussy by coercion, because you know $200 is cheap pussy. It’s street hooker pussy. What you want is nice compassionate stroke my ego and make me breakfast pussy. You don’t want pussy you gotta pay for every single time. Nah, you want a one time down payment of $200 pussy with the added interest of getting your ego stroked because you used manipulation for pussy.
If ALL you wanted was pussy, you get a tinder app and state in your profile, I ONLY WANT A FUCK BUDDY. But you know you not getting you pretty racially ambiguous pussy too tough on there. You might have to fuck a fat bitch. You don’t want that. Plus, on the off chance she gets pregnant, you can have cute babies with good hair that you don’t take care of too much, but post “father daughter ” moments on the gram so you can get dms loaded with statements of being a good father and use that to covet more pussy.
Nah bruh, IF ALL YOU WANTED WAS PUSSY, YOU WOULDVE SAID THAT BEFORE YOU SPENT $200. You just wanted someone to conquer. Because you know you not the nigga chicks lust after to fuck. Especially not a girl like her. Nah, you the type of niggas that would have to spend $200 to get pussy.
Fuck outta here, bout respect his honesty. Bullshit. Be honest, get ya money up and pay for it. She got a kid, she’s probably fuck you twice a week if you pay her rent, car note, and buy her groceries. I know mad chicks in Harlem getting buy on that. Now, that’s honesty, and this was a honest read.
EXACTLY! they want the girlfriend experience and they think if they pay for some stupid date night, that means they’re gonna get pussy on the first night, lol fuck outta here with that. she has a kid, SO. but i’m sure she appreciated the honesty because she knows not to waste any more time going on dates with him, he’s not interested in building a relationship with her. so i would STILL appreciate this “honesty” because it would save me the trouble of getting to know a guy like this any further. but i woulda read him, right to his face about it after spending my time going on that date with him.
☝🏿️☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿exactly. The shit these men think are funny, but these is just some borderline friend zoned niggas. They complain about Instagram heaux, but they following all them heaux and know their names, just be name dropping while cussing out people thirst trapping for likes, pero wtf are you doing though? Waiting for your record deal? Headed home after a long shift of working security to that one bed-room basement apartment your mom rents to you at $350 a month, but you owe her $3k of back rent? Lmao. Y'all. I can’t do it, Jesus.
thank god someone on this damn post has some fuckn sense - ‘i’m giving you $200 and you not gon fuck??’ is an actual sentence some undesirable asshole would say to a sex worker like… how does that make sense coming out of your mouth and WHO THE FUCK spends $200 on a first date?? an undesirable gotdamn fuck and he knew that shit WHEN HE DECIDED TO SPEND $200 on the damn date i want a version of this where she tells him the ‘honest fuckn truth’ so he can get his fragile unfucked feelings hurt, pathetic ass ashy-dicked fuckboy
i LONG SAID THE SAME EXACT THINGS THIS VIDEO IS TRASH AND ANYONE WHO APPLAUDED IT OR THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IS CHILDISH AND HAS NO SENSE. I know it’s supposed to be “funny” but it’s really not because there are men who actually act like this WITHOUT spending a dime so…
This video is gross
This is a sketch!!!
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