Another Day Another Drama *May 18 PASADENA*

• Section 13-H • Row 37 • Seat 114 • | Charlene B. | ~20~ -Los Angeles- •Swiftie since 08'• I've never cried happy tears ever in my life but I guess I'm saving them for When I meet Taylor Swift💁🏻✨ (Also if your wondering what rolyat means...what's Taylor spelled backwards?)

[taylorswift]

💕💗 A huge thank you to the incredible dancers for making the video so magical and for keeping the secret for so long!!💕💗

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[vibelikethat]

today’s mood board

[taylorswift]

YUP YEP YES UH HUH

[taylorswift]

This is Benjamin Button. He’s a good boy.

taylorswift.lnk.to/MEtu/youtube

[swiftiesforeternity]

WE THREW A PARTY IN THE DORM DURING FINALS WEEK AND FILMED OUR REACTION HAHAHAHA

[taylorswift]

HEAVEN

[allamericansbitch]

Please give it up for the dancers!

[away-from-the-crowds]

it makes me really happy that taylor is going to award shows again… there was a time when she would never go to them because of her reputation. look at her now, taylor’s doing better than she ever was.

[bananaofswift-stuff]

E! News @enews : Our mood all of 2019 (Cc: @TaylorSwift13).

[taylorswifh]

𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔲𝔪 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔯 ( 5/8/18 - 11/21/18 ) “Everything I’ve learned about about a ‘reputation’ and how little it really means when defined by those who do not know you, I’ve learned from the fans whose spirits lit up these stadiums.  Thanks to you, I’m doing better than I ever was. Love,           Taylor”

I had the time of my life with you. (x)

[swiftful-thinking13]

remember the pre-rep days when we used to be like ”…hey…Taylor…u good…*silence*….new music?” and this time around she’s like BUCKLE UP BITCHES

[diagon-alli]

Taylor Swift + tweets about Christmas (1/?) (x)

[jacie-loves-taylor]

No one will ever be able to take away my bond with Taylor because she helped me when I was voiceless and had no friends. She showed me light when I was on the ground crying. Forever thankful for a role model & friend like you, @taylorswift 💗💞

[taylorswift]

Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you.

💥💥💥💥💥💥

📷: Jun Sato // Getty Images Entertainment

[lovestory]

reputation tour Tokyo Night 1, 11/20

[taylorswift]

It’s so hard to believe that tonight will be the last time we wear these costumes, play this set list, do this choreography, and then say goodbye to the Reputation Stadium Tour. Thank you to the crowds that have lit up our year. We do this last one for all of you. ❤️ PS make sure to scream loud for @mariawada and @maho_udo tonight!! Their families are here and this is their hometown show 💥💥💥💥💥💥 📷: Jun Sato // Getty Images Entertainment 

[youllbeeightynine]

friendly reminder that tomorrow is call it what you want day

[1989taylorsversion]

the funniest thing Taylor Swift has ever done is look around guiltily in the middle of a fancy party before placing her hand against a heat lamp