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tom 30 maine. masshole armenian shithead and proud father figure to many youths

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[nova-loves-cats]

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

[profmeowmers]

[glyndarling]

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

[mintyliciousbjd]

I will always reblog this.

[sandersgrey]

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

[primarybufferpanel]

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

[localvoidcreature62]

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

[nova-loves-cats]

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

[profmeowmers]

[glyndarling]

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

[mintyliciousbjd]

I will always reblog this.

[sandersgrey]

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

[primarybufferpanel]

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

[localvoidcreature62]

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

[sapphling]

pet rent is a stupid and exploitative fee along with rent in general but it's kind of obnoxious seeing Pet Parent™ types complain about it by saying that landlords should charge additional child rent instead as if that's not, like, something landlords would be champing at the bit to do to impoverished and especially racialized tenants if it was anywhere in the vicinity of legal

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[lebada]

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

[crimeronan]

-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[tlirsgender]

Forcemasc could be compelling if it was actually forceful + degrading Like we could rub salt into the same general social wound as (forceful style) forcefem (i.e. humiliation centered around femininity) but the most sauce I see anybody doing with it is like "ooh I'm gonna shave your head I'm gonna make you a gross ugly boy >:)" this is nothing. No. We need to sexualize the social pressure to perform masculinity. THAT'S something. Mainstream gay porn already plays with this more than the average tumblr tboy can handle. I know it's because they just got jealous of forcefem and tried to match but c'monnn

[junkyarded]

the important thing to remember about star trek is that all of that is just some stuff that some d-list celebrities did in a warehouse in california. it's important, to remember that, if you ever start to care too much. that will save you.

[spockvarietyhour]

[oneirotrope-deactivated20231115]

if you own k distinct colors of sock, you can draw k+1 arbitrary socks from your sock drawer and, by the pigeonhole principle, be guaranteed at least one matching pair. this is the only known application of combinatorics to the real world

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[appendingfic]

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

[shiggymegamitiggy]

@hardwrench big news we're getting an illidan you can paint