Dude and their⌠goofy ahh cup
Image + post credits: @toxiion
I actually have this exact mug and itâs simply the best. I use it to store my paintbrushes :)
Where did bro go (@toxiion is apparently fucking Missing or Dead)
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Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
cherry valley forever
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@shij-ko0
Dude and their⌠goofy ahh cup
Image + post credits: @toxiion
I actually have this exact mug and itâs simply the best. I use it to store my paintbrushes :)
Where did bro go (@toxiion is apparently fucking Missing or Dead)
???? Are you being fr
guys the your ai slop bores me website told me to make gweenus wife (petunia according to them) a femcel
someone tell me what that is I'm scaered
Femcel?????????? <:V
Saw that word in the title of a psy2go video but I never clicked it so I have no idea either :<
I LOVE Psych2Go FR
Time for research I'll most likely severely regret this trust
Isnât psych2go exposed for being misinformation or
*slides to ur face*
yo Blix!
*slides away*
(i love the way i designed Amber in your AU tho :3)
" ..Weirdo. "
( If y'all couldn't tell, I'm clearing my ask box rn LMAO)
( Also you probably don't care anymore, but characters can't have hair like that in my AU, at least not naturally. Also female anatomy isn't a thing for shapes either )
lol that ask was so cringey but thx for the recommendation tho.
...
Equivalent of a bok choy as my friend said...
(I'll update abt redesign soon
I canât believe you still remember that comment I made a while back! đ
There is only ONE friend whom I recall their name starting in "Q" (additionally who also could've gotten that one question with the initials right)...
I guessed the answer for that question actually
Some of them were also guessed but I somehow got them right-
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
The timing for this ask couldnât be any better
"what are you writing? Where did that come from? "
*He's just confused*
(Ooc: controversial take maybe? I love the lemon Starbursts and I don't understand all I hate I see about them, I don't get it, they taste amazing and they're not sour, why does it feel like everyone hates them?)
Yooooooooo :0 that's so peak \o/
Starbursts are really says the guy that just eats any color all at once
Those sound good. I want those.
Centipede centaur Boris. I ain't finishing this but imagine. This guys like 30-50 ft long.
Imagine you're ragtag group seeing this LARGE THING.
I can say that all of them are not gonna fight that thing theyâd scream and hide behind the strongest commander they know
And the commander is the other Boris
stop being so skittish.
You afraid of getting bitten Or something? Grow a spine and face me..
Boris Crossed his arms staring down at the group huddled behind the commander
....
ââŚ.â
ââŚYou sure got a mouth of your own, junk roach.â
Ooc:Updated the Boris centipede
Why do I feel like something s WRON- WOAH WAOH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YEAH WAIT SECOND.
Ooc:scuffed art I made in like five 3 it still somewhat looks good
WAIT HE'S ON OUR SIDE THE GIANT CENTIPEDE RISIO IS ON OUR SIDE. Boris meet Boris. Seem we uh.. Got off on the wrongs foot eh.? but... Least we aren't trying to kill each other... Right?
Glog then preceded to skate into view. Not knowing they probably should have came later
Hey there. Brochachos what yall up t-.. Ah wrong timing?
âŚ
ââŚ.WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.â
(ââŚThat thingâs on our side? Didnât it just fling Squash to the stratosphere?â âSsshush, they might hear you!â)
While everyoneâs distracted, Gleeber notices the Glog who had unfortunately skated in.
âYoo, sick outfit dude.â
Yo thanks dude! your outfit kicks ass too cool skateboard not as cool as mine tho!
Glog nows not the time.. -oh and uh names sourire. Sourire the risio and uh before you say anything the red centipede behind me is named Boris as stated.! I'm friends with goldie and Boris here
Don't drag me into this I'm just trying to survive
Anyways let's uh. Calm down.... He isnt gunna hurt you. Right Boris.
.... But-
BORIS
Fine. I won't. You all are lucky you aren't see ING the peripheral GLAG. By now. Tch
Thereâs a tense period of silence⌠the group exchange worried looks amongst each other, whispering quietly. The reputation of Risios arenât⌠great, to say the least. Which is why everyone here has varied levels of uncertainty.
ââŚ.Hm.â
The disgruntled look on Borisâs face was enough to show that heâs displeased with sharing a name with a giant red robot centipede.
ooc: I am reading the Risio variants page at the moment⌠Jesus Christ they would hate them(except for Kruzzits) for the insanity they caused. Lucky that yours are on their side đ
Oh yeah and just to clarify
Yipyap the pink one over there is a yippeyay.
HI THERE!. We don't talk about the enphosian pysop. I am no longer associated with enphoso.My show is COMPLETELY glooble safe. I can't even EXPLODE
Glog if you couldn't guess is a glogga
Sup dudes.
And goldies a kruzzit
Hi there! Salutations!
... Oh yeah and uh our Boris over here's a iratus which you probably do not not know what it is soo. I'll info dump later
Theres one more which you don't know but we'll talk about him later
@shij-ko0
âOh, really? What a relief! Cause I wouldâve blown all of you up by now!â
A few of the group slowly eyes Cherry, who now looks less murderous as she was earlier, replaced with a bright, yet vaguely threatening smile plastered on her face. Her cannon was sliiightly lowered.
The other Boris proceeded to grip his forehead and let out a loud groan, clearly trying to make sense of all this information. ââŚAn⌠An iratus? Did that tyrant create another clanker rip-off of me? Oh for fucks sakeâ WHATEVER.â
He points a clawed finger at Sourire, his unibrow furrowed intensely.
âHow do I know you lot arenât spitting a load of bullcrap?â
Do you really think a risio would be talking to you like it doesn't wanna rip youre apart.
But I mean I understand you're concerned bu-...
Sourire glances to the side and sees sobblur in the distance.
Ooc sobblur design
.. Wait... HEY sobblur come here for a second!
!... Uh OK?
Sobblur approaches the group
... Hi there... I guess
This is sobblur! He's a tristus!
He's passive don't worry! Just uh watch out for the tear gas
Ooc: a tristus can spray out tear gas from their mouth that reduces vitamin j. Their usually very passive actually. Just spits out the tear gas then leave them alone once their a sad glag. They are frequently seen gathered around warm things. YOU COULD be friends with a tristus if you friendly and insistent enough.
do infact have a more uh. Frightening version called the foggy tristus. Which do not occur from enphosius naturally. And is what happens when you expose a tristus to THE FOG. They spit out something similar to the FOG. And infact looks like their on the verge of collapse constantly most likely in pain. Their a duller blue and have a unnatural smile. They Are mostly seen in the remains of gazo land. Shuffling. And are highly hostile.
@shij-ko0
Boris blinks. He wasnât expecting another Risio variant to show up, and even less expecting a new one that nobody had informed him about. That fact alone was already giving him a migraine from insanity, no less better than the headache he already had since meeting an entire group of Risios that claim to apparently be on their side.
âAnother one?â
âOkay, okay, sorry to interrupt, but l-letâs cool down for a second, okay? We donât want you exploding in the middle of this. As the team leader, I feel I have to say somethingââ
A voice pipes up at the backâ it was Jem. He slides out of the group, repositioning himself as a barrier between his boss and the group of robots.
âChief, I know weâre all still tense, especially knowing how these robots are like, but just- think what- uh- Sourire said for a moment. Have you noticed how good these guys speak? How theyâre able to communicate and control themselves well in front of us? Normally when weâre fighting one of these big guys, they donât even bother talkingâ they immediately try to kill us at any given chance. But they donât! Itâs like theyâre glaggles!â
âDonât you think we should give them a chance, Chief? I think they have some truth in their wordsâŚâ
Boris is speechless. He doesnât want to believe his own subordinateâs words⌠But damn.
(They donât sound too bad, tbh. Except for the foggy ones
Uh. Yeah listen to you're soldier were not that much of a threat! (mostly)
I'm just here to survive really...
YEAH YEAH WERE NOT BAD GUYS!
You're soldier has the right assumption..
I'm just here to defend the statue dude Nothing to it!
I speak from experience! Although sourires past actions in the massacr-...i mean the past was rather... Gruesome. He's friendly now!
Ooc:goldie has known Sourire from the start.
ââŚ.â
Boris takes a deep breath.
âFine. Iâll take your words for it.â
âBut if any one of you, and I mean anyone decides to try something stupidâŚâ
The Borgack glowers, a shadow compassing his face, making it appear his eyes were glowing red for a moment.
âI will make sure none of you inkspawns will see the light of the day again. Is. that. CLEAR.â
The rest of the team behind him seemed to shrink at this sight, despite his rage being a normal occurrence to them. Jem gulps, glancing at Sourire and the others.
Trust me! We wouldn't lose. But we understand!
We understand. Fully. Trust me
Yeah yeah we get it
DEALS A DEAL!
OK..
Dang thanks big man!
The commander steps back, seemingly satisfied with their answer. Oddly enough, he doesnât seem to react on the implication that he may die if he tried.
âGood.â
âIâm getting out of here. All this stupidity is making my head hurtâŚâ
And with that, Boris just. Leaves. Grumbling and muttering complaints quietly to himself while he did so. The whole group just blinks in confusion as they watch him disappear into the distance.
ââŚWell, that was easy!â Jem pipes up.
âWhat do we do now, though?â
Insert awkward silence.
...
...
...
.. Do... Any of you want some.. Glognuts.?
Ooc:goldie trying to make this not awkward.
âOh, sure!â
âI guess I can have some-â
âIâm leaving.â
âWaitNOOOGIZCOMEBACK-â
Insert Gizmo casually walking away as Giggler chases after him.
Centipede centaur Boris. I ain't finishing this but imagine. This guys like 30-50 ft long.
Imagine you're ragtag group seeing this LARGE THING.
I can say that all of them are not gonna fight that thing theyâd scream and hide behind the strongest commander they know
And the commander is the other Boris
stop being so skittish.
You afraid of getting bitten Or something? Grow a spine and face me..
Boris Crossed his arms staring down at the group huddled behind the commander
....
ââŚ.â
ââŚYou sure got a mouth of your own, junk roach.â
Ooc:Updated the Boris centipede
Why do I feel like something s WRON- WOAH WAOH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YEAH WAIT SECOND.
Ooc:scuffed art I made in like five 3 it still somewhat looks good
WAIT HE'S ON OUR SIDE THE GIANT CENTIPEDE RISIO IS ON OUR SIDE. Boris meet Boris. Seem we uh.. Got off on the wrongs foot eh.? but... Least we aren't trying to kill each other... Right?
Glog then preceded to skate into view. Not knowing they probably should have came later
Hey there. Brochachos what yall up t-.. Ah wrong timing?
âŚ
ââŚ.WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.â
(ââŚThat thingâs on our side? Didnât it just fling Squash to the stratosphere?â âSsshush, they might hear you!â)
While everyoneâs distracted, Gleeber notices the Glog who had unfortunately skated in.
âYoo, sick outfit dude.â
Yo thanks dude! your outfit kicks ass too cool skateboard not as cool as mine tho!
Glog nows not the time.. -oh and uh names sourire. Sourire the risio and uh before you say anything the red centipede behind me is named Boris as stated.! I'm friends with goldie and Boris here
Don't drag me into this I'm just trying to survive
Anyways let's uh. Calm down.... He isnt gunna hurt you. Right Boris.
.... But-
BORIS
Fine. I won't. You all are lucky you aren't see ING the peripheral GLAG. By now. Tch
Thereâs a tense period of silence⌠the group exchange worried looks amongst each other, whispering quietly. The reputation of Risios arenât⌠great, to say the least. Which is why everyone here has varied levels of uncertainty.
ââŚ.Hm.â
The disgruntled look on Borisâs face was enough to show that heâs displeased with sharing a name with a giant red robot centipede.
ooc: I am reading the Risio variants page at the moment⌠Jesus Christ they would hate them(except for Kruzzits) for the insanity they caused. Lucky that yours are on their side đ
Oh yeah and just to clarify
Yipyap the pink one over there is a yippeyay.
HI THERE!. We don't talk about the enphosian pysop. I am no longer associated with enphoso.My show is COMPLETELY glooble safe. I can't even EXPLODE
Glog if you couldn't guess is a glogga
Sup dudes.
And goldies a kruzzit
Hi there! Salutations!
... Oh yeah and uh our Boris over here's a iratus which you probably do not not know what it is soo. I'll info dump later
Theres one more which you don't know but we'll talk about him later
@shij-ko0
âOh, really? What a relief! Cause I wouldâve blown all of you up by now!â
A few of the group slowly eyes Cherry, who now looks less murderous as she was earlier, replaced with a bright, yet vaguely threatening smile plastered on her face. Her cannon was sliiightly lowered.
The other Boris proceeded to grip his forehead and let out a loud groan, clearly trying to make sense of all this information. ââŚAn⌠An iratus? Did that tyrant create another clanker rip-off of me? Oh for fucks sakeâ WHATEVER.â
He points a clawed finger at Sourire, his unibrow furrowed intensely.
âHow do I know you lot arenât spitting a load of bullcrap?â
Do you really think a risio would be talking to you like it doesn't wanna rip youre apart.
But I mean I understand you're concerned bu-...
Sourire glances to the side and sees sobblur in the distance.
Ooc sobblur design
.. Wait... HEY sobblur come here for a second!
!... Uh OK?
Sobblur approaches the group
... Hi there... I guess
This is sobblur! He's a tristus!
He's passive don't worry! Just uh watch out for the tear gas
Ooc: a tristus can spray out tear gas from their mouth that reduces vitamin j. Their usually very passive actually. Just spits out the tear gas then leave them alone once their a sad glag. They are frequently seen gathered around warm things. YOU COULD be friends with a tristus if you friendly and insistent enough.
do infact have a more uh. Frightening version called the foggy tristus. Which do not occur from enphosius naturally. And is what happens when you expose a tristus to THE FOG. They spit out something similar to the FOG. And infact looks like their on the verge of collapse constantly most likely in pain. Their a duller blue and have a unnatural smile. They Are mostly seen in the remains of gazo land. Shuffling. And are highly hostile.
@shij-ko0
Boris blinks. He wasnât expecting another Risio variant to show up, and even less expecting a new one that nobody had informed him about. That fact alone was already giving him a migraine from insanity, no less better than the headache he already had since meeting an entire group of Risios that claim to apparently be on their side.
âAnother one?â
âOkay, okay, sorry to interrupt, but l-letâs cool down for a second, okay? We donât want you exploding in the middle of this. As the team leader, I feel I have to say somethingââ
A voice pipes up at the backâ it was Jem. He slides out of the group, repositioning himself as a barrier between his boss and the group of robots.
âChief, I know weâre all still tense, especially knowing how these robots are like, but just- think what- uh- Sourire said for a moment. Have you noticed how good these guys speak? How theyâre able to communicate and control themselves well in front of us? Normally when weâre fighting one of these big guys, they donât even bother talkingâ they immediately try to kill us at any given chance. But they donât! Itâs like theyâre glaggles!â
âDonât you think we should give them a chance, Chief? I think they have some truth in their wordsâŚâ
Boris is speechless. He doesnât want to believe his own subordinateâs words⌠But damn.
(They donât sound too bad, tbh. Except for the foggy ones
Uh. Yeah listen to you're soldier were not that much of a threat! (mostly)
I'm just here to survive really...
YEAH YEAH WERE NOT BAD GUYS!
You're soldier has the right assumption..
I'm just here to defend the statue dude Nothing to it!
I speak from experience! Although sourires past actions in the massacr-...i mean the past was rather... Gruesome. He's friendly now!
Ooc:goldie has known Sourire from the start.
ââŚ.â
Boris takes a deep breath.
âFine. Iâll take your words for it.â
âBut if any one of you, and I mean anyone decides to try something stupidâŚâ
The Borgack glowers, a shadow compassing his face, making it appear his eyes were glowing red for a moment.
âI will make sure none of you inkspawns will see the light of the day again. Is. that. CLEAR.â
The rest of the team behind him seemed to shrink at this sight, despite his rage being a normal occurrence to them. Jem gulps, glancing at Sourire and the others.
Trust me! We wouldn't lose. But we understand!
We understand. Fully. Trust me
Yeah yeah we get it
DEALS A DEAL!
OK..
Dang thanks big man!
The commander steps back, seemingly satisfied with their answer. Oddly enough, he doesnât seem to react on the implication that he may die if he tried.
âGood.â
âIâm getting out of here. All this stupidity is making my head hurtâŚâ
And with that, Boris just. Leaves. Grumbling and muttering complaints quietly to himself while he did so. The whole group just blinks in confusion as they watch him disappear into the distance.
ââŚWell, that was easy!â Jem pipes up.
âWhat do we do now, though?â
Insert awkward silence.
Centipede centaur Boris. I ain't finishing this but imagine. This guys like 30-50 ft long.
Imagine you're ragtag group seeing this LARGE THING.
I can say that all of them are not gonna fight that thing theyâd scream and hide behind the strongest commander they know
And the commander is the other Boris
stop being so skittish.
You afraid of getting bitten Or something? Grow a spine and face me..
Boris Crossed his arms staring down at the group huddled behind the commander
....
ââŚ.â
ââŚYou sure got a mouth of your own, junk roach.â
Ooc:Updated the Boris centipede
Why do I feel like something s WRON- WOAH WAOH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YEAH WAIT SECOND.
Ooc:scuffed art I made in like five 3 it still somewhat looks good
WAIT HE'S ON OUR SIDE THE GIANT CENTIPEDE RISIO IS ON OUR SIDE. Boris meet Boris. Seem we uh.. Got off on the wrongs foot eh.? but... Least we aren't trying to kill each other... Right?
Glog then preceded to skate into view. Not knowing they probably should have came later
Hey there. Brochachos what yall up t-.. Ah wrong timing?
âŚ
ââŚ.WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.â
(ââŚThat thingâs on our side? Didnât it just fling Squash to the stratosphere?â âSsshush, they might hear you!â)
While everyoneâs distracted, Gleeber notices the Glog who had unfortunately skated in.
âYoo, sick outfit dude.â
Yo thanks dude! your outfit kicks ass too cool skateboard not as cool as mine tho!
Glog nows not the time.. -oh and uh names sourire. Sourire the risio and uh before you say anything the red centipede behind me is named Boris as stated.! I'm friends with goldie and Boris here
Don't drag me into this I'm just trying to survive
Anyways let's uh. Calm down.... He isnt gunna hurt you. Right Boris.
.... But-
BORIS
Fine. I won't. You all are lucky you aren't see ING the peripheral GLAG. By now. Tch
Thereâs a tense period of silence⌠the group exchange worried looks amongst each other, whispering quietly. The reputation of Risios arenât⌠great, to say the least. Which is why everyone here has varied levels of uncertainty.
ââŚ.Hm.â
The disgruntled look on Borisâs face was enough to show that heâs displeased with sharing a name with a giant red robot centipede.
ooc: I am reading the Risio variants page at the moment⌠Jesus Christ they would hate them(except for Kruzzits) for the insanity they caused. Lucky that yours are on their side đ
Oh yeah and just to clarify
Yipyap the pink one over there is a yippeyay.
HI THERE!. We don't talk about the enphosian pysop. I am no longer associated with enphoso.My show is COMPLETELY glooble safe. I can't even EXPLODE
Glog if you couldn't guess is a glogga
Sup dudes.
And goldies a kruzzit
Hi there! Salutations!
... Oh yeah and uh our Boris over here's a iratus which you probably do not not know what it is soo. I'll info dump later
Theres one more which you don't know but we'll talk about him later
@shij-ko0
âOh, really? What a relief! Cause I wouldâve blown all of you up by now!â
A few of the group slowly eyes Cherry, who now looks less murderous as she was earlier, replaced with a bright, yet vaguely threatening smile plastered on her face. Her cannon was sliiightly lowered.
The other Boris proceeded to grip his forehead and let out a loud groan, clearly trying to make sense of all this information. ââŚAn⌠An iratus? Did that tyrant create another clanker rip-off of me? Oh for fucks sakeâ WHATEVER.â
He points a clawed finger at Sourire, his unibrow furrowed intensely.
âHow do I know you lot arenât spitting a load of bullcrap?â
Do you really think a risio would be talking to you like it doesn't wanna rip youre apart.
But I mean I understand you're concerned bu-...
Sourire glances to the side and sees sobblur in the distance.
Ooc sobblur design
.. Wait... HEY sobblur come here for a second!
!... Uh OK?
Sobblur approaches the group
... Hi there... I guess
This is sobblur! He's a tristus!
He's passive don't worry! Just uh watch out for the tear gas
Ooc: a tristus can spray out tear gas from their mouth that reduces vitamin j. Their usually very passive actually. Just spits out the tear gas then leave them alone once their a sad glag. They are frequently seen gathered around warm things. YOU COULD be friends with a tristus if you friendly and insistent enough.
do infact have a more uh. Frightening version called the foggy tristus. Which do not occur from enphosius naturally. And is what happens when you expose a tristus to THE FOG. They spit out something similar to the FOG. And infact looks like their on the verge of collapse constantly most likely in pain. Their a duller blue and have a unnatural smile. They Are mostly seen in the remains of gazo land. Shuffling. And are highly hostile.
@shij-ko0
Boris blinks. He wasnât expecting another Risio variant to show up, and even less expecting a new one that nobody had informed him about. That fact alone was already giving him a migraine from insanity, no less better than the headache he already had since meeting an entire group of Risios that claim to apparently be on their side.
âAnother one?â
âOkay, okay, sorry to interrupt, but l-letâs cool down for a second, okay? We donât want you exploding in the middle of this. As the team leader, I feel I have to say somethingââ
A voice pipes up at the backâ it was Jem. He slides out of the group, repositioning himself as a barrier between his boss and the group of robots.
âChief, I know weâre all still tense, especially knowing how these robots are like, but just- think what- uh- Sourire said for a moment. Have you noticed how good these guys speak? How theyâre able to communicate and control themselves well in front of us? Normally when weâre fighting one of these big guys, they donât even bother talkingâ they immediately try to kill us at any given chance. But they donât! Itâs like theyâre glaggles!â
âDonât you think we should give them a chance, Chief? I think they have some truth in their wordsâŚâ
Boris is speechless. He doesnât want to believe his own subordinateâs words⌠But damn.
(They donât sound too bad, tbh. Except for the foggy ones
Uh. Yeah listen to you're soldier were not that much of a threat! (mostly)
I'm just here to survive really...
YEAH YEAH WERE NOT BAD GUYS!
You're soldier has the right assumption..
I'm just here to defend the statue dude Nothing to it!
I speak from experience! Although sourires past actions in the massacr-...i mean the past was rather... Gruesome. He's friendly now!
Ooc:goldie has known Sourire from the start.
ââŚ.â
Boris takes a deep breath.
âFine. Iâll take your words for it.â
âBut if any one of you, and I mean anyone decides to try something stupidâŚâ
The Borgack glowers, a shadow compassing his face, making it appear his eyes were glowing red for a moment.
âI will make sure none of you inkspawns will see the light of the day again. Is. that. CLEAR.â
The rest of the team behind him seemed to shrink at this sight, despite his rage being a normal occurrence to them. Jem gulps, glancing at Sourire and the others.
Goldie gives the gang a kruzznut of different flavours that he thinks they'll like! (plus a red kruzznut to Boris wince iratus's love red goobabs and gives Sourire a yellow glognut)
Here yall have em! took a slight while to bake these but here ya go!
Don't mind if I do! Thanks goldie,!
Iâm not sure which gang youâre referring to, but Iâm assuming youâre referring to your own-
But thatâs neat. Gloobert does something similar whenever he and the others team up for another Enfosi-clearing run. Heâs usually busy being in the cafeteria outside of these runs, so he makes it up by bringing healing bakes in the flavours they like.
Yo I've just set glog a oc I've never talked about rn yipyap and goldie to be asked! How JOYOUS!
joy
Centipede centaur Boris. I ain't finishing this but imagine. This guys like 30-50 ft long.
Imagine you're ragtag group seeing this LARGE THING.
I can say that all of them are not gonna fight that thing theyâd scream and hide behind the strongest commander they know
And the commander is the other Boris
stop being so skittish.
You afraid of getting bitten Or something? Grow a spine and face me..
Boris Crossed his arms staring down at the group huddled behind the commander
....
ââŚ.â
ââŚYou sure got a mouth of your own, junk roach.â
Ooc:Updated the Boris centipede
Why do I feel like something s WRON- WOAH WAOH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YEAH WAIT SECOND.
Ooc:scuffed art I made in like five 3 it still somewhat looks good
WAIT HE'S ON OUR SIDE THE GIANT CENTIPEDE RISIO IS ON OUR SIDE. Boris meet Boris. Seem we uh.. Got off on the wrongs foot eh.? but... Least we aren't trying to kill each other... Right?
Glog then preceded to skate into view. Not knowing they probably should have came later
Hey there. Brochachos what yall up t-.. Ah wrong timing?
âŚ
ââŚ.WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.â
(ââŚThat thingâs on our side? Didnât it just fling Squash to the stratosphere?â âSsshush, they might hear you!â)
While everyoneâs distracted, Gleeber notices the Glog who had unfortunately skated in.
âYoo, sick outfit dude.â
Yo thanks dude! your outfit kicks ass too cool skateboard not as cool as mine tho!
Glog nows not the time.. -oh and uh names sourire. Sourire the risio and uh before you say anything the red centipede behind me is named Boris as stated.! I'm friends with goldie and Boris here
Don't drag me into this I'm just trying to survive
Anyways let's uh. Calm down.... He isnt gunna hurt you. Right Boris.
.... But-
BORIS
Fine. I won't. You all are lucky you aren't see ING the peripheral GLAG. By now. Tch
Thereâs a tense period of silence⌠the group exchange worried looks amongst each other, whispering quietly. The reputation of Risios arenât⌠great, to say the least. Which is why everyone here has varied levels of uncertainty.
ââŚ.Hm.â
The disgruntled look on Borisâs face was enough to show that heâs displeased with sharing a name with a giant red robot centipede.
ooc: I am reading the Risio variants page at the moment⌠Jesus Christ they would hate them(except for Kruzzits) for the insanity they caused. Lucky that yours are on their side đ
Oh yeah and just to clarify
Yipyap the pink one over there is a yippeyay.
HI THERE!. We don't talk about the enphosian pysop. I am no longer associated with enphoso.My show is COMPLETELY glooble safe. I can't even EXPLODE
Glog if you couldn't guess is a glogga
Sup dudes.
And goldies a kruzzit
Hi there! Salutations!
... Oh yeah and uh our Boris over here's a iratus which you probably do not not know what it is soo. I'll info dump later
Theres one more which you don't know but we'll talk about him later
@shij-ko0
âOh, really? What a relief! Cause I wouldâve blown all of you up by now!â
A few of the group slowly eyes Cherry, who now looks less murderous as she was earlier, replaced with a bright, yet vaguely threatening smile plastered on her face. Her cannon was sliiightly lowered.
The other Boris proceeded to grip his forehead and let out a loud groan, clearly trying to make sense of all this information. ââŚAn⌠An iratus? Did that tyrant create another clanker rip-off of me? Oh for fucks sakeâ WHATEVER.â
He points a clawed finger at Sourire, his unibrow furrowed intensely.
âHow do I know you lot arenât spitting a load of bullcrap?â
Do you really think a risio would be talking to you like it doesn't wanna rip youre apart.
But I mean I understand you're concerned bu-...
Sourire glances to the side and sees sobblur in the distance.
Ooc sobblur design
.. Wait... HEY sobblur come here for a second!
!... Uh OK?
Sobblur approaches the group
... Hi there... I guess
This is sobblur! He's a tristus!
He's passive don't worry! Just uh watch out for the tear gas
Ooc: a tristus can spray out tear gas from their mouth that reduces vitamin j. Their usually very passive actually. Just spits out the tear gas then leave them alone once their a sad glag. They are frequently seen gathered around warm things. YOU COULD be friends with a tristus if you friendly and insistent enough.
do infact have a more uh. Frightening version called the foggy tristus. Which do not occur from enphosius naturally. And is what happens when you expose a tristus to THE FOG. They spit out something similar to the FOG. And infact looks like their on the verge of collapse constantly most likely in pain. Their a duller blue and have a unnatural smile. They Are mostly seen in the remains of gazo land. Shuffling. And are highly hostile.
@shij-ko0
Boris blinks. He wasnât expecting another Risio variant to show up, and even less expecting a new one that nobody had informed him about. That fact alone was already giving him a migraine from insanity, no less better than the headache he already had since meeting an entire group of Risios that claim to apparently be on their side.
âAnother one?â
âOkay, okay, sorry to interrupt, but l-letâs cool down for a second, okay? We donât want you exploding in the middle of this. As the team leader, I feel I have to say somethingââ
A voice pipes up at the backâ it was Jem. He slides out of the group, repositioning himself as a barrier between his boss and the group of robots.
âChief, I know weâre all still tense, especially knowing how these robots are like, but just- think what- uh- Sourire said for a moment. Have you noticed how good these guys speak? How theyâre able to communicate and control themselves well in front of us? Normally when weâre fighting one of these big guys, they donât even bother talkingâ they immediately try to kill us at any given chance. But they donât! Itâs like theyâre glaggles!â
âDonât you think we should give them a chance, Chief? I think they have some truth in their wordsâŚâ
Boris is speechless. He doesnât want to believe his own subordinateâs words⌠But damn.
(They donât sound too bad, tbh. Except for the foggy ones
Centipede centaur Boris. I ain't finishing this but imagine. This guys like 30-50 ft long.
Imagine you're ragtag group seeing this LARGE THING.
I can say that all of them are not gonna fight that thing theyâd scream and hide behind the strongest commander they know
And the commander is the other Boris
stop being so skittish.
You afraid of getting bitten Or something? Grow a spine and face me..
Boris Crossed his arms staring down at the group huddled behind the commander
....
ââŚ.â
ââŚYou sure got a mouth of your own, junk roach.â
Ooc:Updated the Boris centipede
Why do I feel like something s WRON- WOAH WAOH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YEAH WAIT SECOND.
Ooc:scuffed art I made in like five 3 it still somewhat looks good
WAIT HE'S ON OUR SIDE THE GIANT CENTIPEDE RISIO IS ON OUR SIDE. Boris meet Boris. Seem we uh.. Got off on the wrongs foot eh.? but... Least we aren't trying to kill each other... Right?
Glog then preceded to skate into view. Not knowing they probably should have came later
Hey there. Brochachos what yall up t-.. Ah wrong timing?
âŚ
ââŚ.WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.â
(ââŚThat thingâs on our side? Didnât it just fling Squash to the stratosphere?â âSsshush, they might hear you!â)
While everyoneâs distracted, Gleeber notices the Glog who had unfortunately skated in.
âYoo, sick outfit dude.â
Yo thanks dude! your outfit kicks ass too cool skateboard not as cool as mine tho!
Glog nows not the time.. -oh and uh names sourire. Sourire the risio and uh before you say anything the red centipede behind me is named Boris as stated.! I'm friends with goldie and Boris here
Don't drag me into this I'm just trying to survive
Anyways let's uh. Calm down.... He isnt gunna hurt you. Right Boris.
.... But-
BORIS
Fine. I won't. You all are lucky you aren't see ING the peripheral GLAG. By now. Tch
Thereâs a tense period of silence⌠the group exchange worried looks amongst each other, whispering quietly. The reputation of Risios arenât⌠great, to say the least. Which is why everyone here has varied levels of uncertainty.
ââŚ.Hm.â
The disgruntled look on Borisâs face was enough to show that heâs displeased with sharing a name with a giant red robot centipede.
ooc: I am reading the Risio variants page at the moment⌠Jesus Christ they would hate them(except for Kruzzits) for the insanity they caused. Lucky that yours are on their side đ
Oh yeah and just to clarify
Yipyap the pink one over there is a yippeyay.
HI THERE!. We don't talk about the enphosian pysop. I am no longer associated with enphoso.My show is COMPLETELY glooble safe. I can't even EXPLODE
Glog if you couldn't guess is a glogga
Sup dudes.
And goldies a kruzzit
Hi there! Salutations!
... Oh yeah and uh our Boris over here's a iratus which you probably do not not know what it is soo. I'll info dump later
Theres one more which you don't know but we'll talk about him later
@shij-ko0
âOh, really? What a relief! Cause I wouldâve blown all of you up by now!â
A few of the group slowly eyes Cherry, who now looks less murderous as she was earlier, replaced with a bright, yet vaguely threatening smile plastered on her face. Her cannon was sliiightly lowered.
The other Boris proceeded to grip his forehead and let out a loud groan, clearly trying to make sense of all this information. ââŚAn⌠An iratus? Did that tyrant create another clanker rip-off of me? Oh for fucks sakeâ WHATEVER.â
He points a clawed finger at Sourire, his unibrow furrowed intensely.
âHow do I know you lot arenât spitting a load of bullcrap?â
Hello
hi
Yup you heard me. A iratus can infact PURR. This is unexplained. But they can
Another funfact
Iratus's usually are based on some predatory bug. Boris is a centipede.
Boris's rocket launcher is around the average glaggles height. Think about that.
Iratus' have tough shells made of thick metal. And infact have a hardened shell of Enphosian goo under it.
Imagine you're Boris and the others meeting the giant scary heavy duty risio that is Boris.
Neato
Same like the skateboard, intimidating, but less worrying since it ainât. A skateboard so it kinda makes sense
Anyways, we already know how that meeting is going
Yo I sketched a oc I haven't shown yet.
Glog the glogga
I based It a bit off gleeb. Also their any Pronouns. They do not care about gender
They also like to piss people off.
And join the group off. "is definitely not dressed to fight"
Their skateboards bigger than gleeber and he's 8'5
A bit late to this, but itâs a little nice hearing that you got inspired by my silly little characters.
Also Iâd be scared if there was a skateboard that is somewhere around a humanâs height-
Uh, was gunna draw this but uh. Decided to give yipyap a gun. A umbrella gun. Think pretty pink umbrella shotgun.
Deals massive damage point blank per shot
But has 3 shots and then she has to reload it which slows her down a bit.
It has 5 clips.
This is this top of the gun
Navia shotgunâŚ