if you double down and send a post-surgery pic with you on a hospital bed alongside a text of you saying you're still fighting for your life and only dick can save you, then maybe
...I hate to be gender essentialist, but at the same time it's statistically true that a straight cis man is the demographic least likely to be offended and most likely to be charmed by this, as long as he thinks you're cute. Good luck Shiloh. Try the above trick as well.
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