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I AM NOT TOPH! I AM MELON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA turned 13 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

konfettiklown

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

konfettiklown

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

thominyourside

batou

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

themadcapmathematician

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

sweetoothgirl

Carrot Cake Cinnamon Rolls with Cream Cheese Icing

#food #dessert #recipes #recipe

theedorksinlove

soggy wet cats <3

#animals #cat #cats

glumshoe

Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

queerfarmgremlin

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card.

glumshoe

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

queerfarmgremlin

@glumshoe I FOUND IT!!

I’d forgotten just how close to death Frodo looks on the front, not to mention Sam’s agonized face and the very odd stylistic choice of including the Ring instruction and the Eye of Sauron in the background. who the hell is the target audience for this?

glumshoe

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!