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People who are missing a finger don’t have a middle finger.

As Icarus flew closer to the sun the air would actually get colder, and the wax in his wings would be stronger.

Up until they’re born babies are cooked at 98 degrees (Fahrenheit) for roughly 9 months.

10 years from today it could be your wedding day or your kids birthday, but for now it’s just a regular day.

If you start counting from zero to either positive or negative numbers your lips wont touch till you reach 1 million

If there truly are infinite universes, then whenever you imagine something you are looking into a different dimension.

Schrodinger could have just flipped a coin and covered it with his hand.

There has only ever been one action in the history of the universe, everything else was, is and will be a reaction.

Every year the number of people with the same age as you only decreases.

Ability to question the purpose of our existence is one of the main qualities of our species. It is also the main reason we suffer from depression.

The term for morning arousal in men is morning wood, so that must make the term for morning arousal in women morning dew

If you have two choices and one is taken away, you have zero choices.

Schrodinger’s Phone is when you drop your phone and it lands screen facing down.

When a prostitute takes her clothes off she is actually putting on her work clothes

The only difference between skiing and water skiing is the temperature of the water

The “g” in “bingo” is pronounced twice.

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