No Church in the Wild

UK | Snk blog

[only-tiktoks]

[weaselle]

[aelric]

obsessed with this image

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[onionorgy]

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[tiktoks-we-like]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I hate this

[icouldwritebooks]

I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

[pageofheartdj]

This is so adorable and hilarious

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

alright I've jumped on that bandwagon with a 2022 bingo

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#the way the queen's death is in the middle like a free space has me dead

listen man there's like a 50/50 chance she's already dead this one is a gimme

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[dunmertitty]

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

[enderfrog]

(types ask) (copies ask) (deletes ask) (backs out of ask box) (checks i’m on the right blog) (checks i got the right name) (opens ask box) (pastes ask) (sends ask)

[fjordfolk]

hmm no

[fjordfolk]

experiencing doubts

[fjordfolk]

idk guys this doesn’t seem right

[zukriuchen]

dog

[fjordfolk]

oh my god

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[basic-bamboo]

*says 'I'm so fucking sick of this pandemic shit' in a distinctly anti-capitalist 'break the patents on all the vaccines' way*

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[loonyblobs]

[bluedesertbruja]

guys check ao3 for interview with the vampire fics bc apparently there’s 65 pgs worth of it now, being dated back to 1995.

[weatherall]