ā how i hate him . ā
ā the boss means business this time ! ā
ā is everyone okay ? ā
ā behold the power of my ultimate masterpiece ! ā
ā what are you - ?Ā how are you doing - ?! ā
ā iām trying , ___ , but these readings are all messed up ! they donāt make any sense ! ā
ā despite the overwhelming odds , Ā a rag-tag resistance formed banding together to continue the fight . ā
ā despair is a luxury we donāt have . ā
ā iām an optimist , Ā but iām also a realist . Ā ___ is gone . ā
ā if weāre going to win we have to do it without them . ā
ā we have to show them that strength doesnāt just come from numbers . ā
ā happy to see youāre all still alive . ā
ā sorry , Ā iām still not used to saying that . ā
ā doesnāt look like much . ā
ā whoās up for an old-school style jailbreak ? ā
ā iām sorry i wasnāt smart enough . ā
ā ___ ? youāre ⦠ youāre alive ! ā
ā i mean ,Ā everything happens for a reason , right ? ā
ā your savior is no more . ā
ā i can taste your terror , Ā child . Ā all that anxiety and doubt ⦠ itās delicious . ā
ā give in to your fear . ā
ā flee , Ā screaming , Ā and iāll let you live . ā
ā the clock is ticking , Ā boss . ā
ā none of this is good , ___ . Ā thatās why itās called Ā " war . ā Ā ā
ā oh hey , Ā sounds like the partyās started . Ā want to let me go and join in ? Ā no ? Ā of course not, you hate fun . ā
ā getting out of your chains does not make you free . ā
ā the only thing inevitable here is my foot kicking your butt . ā
ā are you here to rescue me ? ā
ā your concern is touching , Ā ___ . ā
ā look , Ā ___ , Ā i know you just got back but weāre spread thin . Ā can you take care of this ? ā
ā iāve got six months of payback iām just dying to spend . ā
ā this wasnāt part of my agenda , Ā but iām always happy to crush a hero . ā
ā does anyone but you believe your lies ? ā
ā seeing is believing . ā
ā well , Ā look whoās back from the dead . ā
ā glad to see i left an impression . Ā ā
ā i donāt know anything about you ! Ā not even your name . ā
ā so , Ā whatās your favorite color ? Ā do you like long, romantic walks on the beach ? Ā whatās the source of your power ? Ā you can skip the first two questions if you like . ā
ā as i predicted . Ā youāre not even worth the effort to finish off . ā
ā i failed ___ . ā
ā you let the hedgehog live ? Ā that is a great source of concern ! ā
ā he has beaten you for decades , Ā yet i defeated him in our first encounter . ā
ā i donāt have time for this . ā
ā look at you fighting like youāve got a chance to win . Ā itās adorable . ā
ā you know what they say, the anticipation of the end is worse than the end itself ! Ā maybe not in this case though . ā
ā nice moves , Ā but if you hog all the glory , Ā how am i going to look good ? ā
ā i think i used up all my wishes for the rest of my life , Ā but itās worth it ! ā
ā i was so worried . Ā i thought you were ⦠ ā Ā // ā you worry too much . look , Ā iām perfectly fine . Ā ā
ā three days , Ā huh ? Ā a lot can happen in that time . ā
ā they have mass and form , Ā but no heart and soul . Ā ā
ā the problem is , Ā they may not be real , but their powers are as formidable as the originals . Ā ā
ā i thought up this strategy in about a minute and a half . ā
ā thereās no finer group that iād want to fight with . ā
ā time to save the world, people ! Ā ā
ā and as if to answer , Ā the world sends me a trembling child . Ā ā
ā fine . Ā i will teach you fear , Ā then pain , Ā and then ⦠ well , Ā at least the fear and pain will end . ā
ā i remember you . Ā you ran from me before . ā
ā you survived then , Ā but you throw it all away now . Ā curious . Ā ā
ā wow , Ā heās got like ten terabytes of selfies ⦠ ā
ā like a dream so real , Ā if you bump yourself in it , Ā your sleeping self will bruise ? Ā ā
ā why would they bother making a fake out of something that already isnāt real ? Ā ā
ā simply ? Ā last i checked the death egg is a heavily fortified ⦠ well , Ā death egg . Ā ā
ā well , Ā you know , Ā itās just crazy enough to work . Ā ā
ā youāre too easily distracted . Ā thatās not a good trait for a distraction . ā
ā i donāt have legs . Ā neither do you , Ā dude . ā // ā donāt remind me , Ā dude ! ā
ā and by Ā ā tactical retreat ā Ā you mean to say , Ā ā flee with our tails between our legs . ā Ā ā
ā shut up and just follow me . Ā ā
ā i just want everyone to get home safely , Ā okay ? Ā ā
ā welcome , Ā ___ . glad you could make it to your funeral ! Ā ā
ā good-bye , ___ , my soon-to-be-eradicated nemesis . Ā enjoy all the nothing ! ā
ā tsk , Ā tsk . Ā since you always destroy the power source of my weapons , Ā i decided to learn from my mistakes . ā
ā maybe heād have more friends if he didnāt talk about himself in the third person . Ā ā
ā this is it Ā - Ā our last opportunity to bring peace back into the world . ā
ā did you miss me ? ā
ā i trust youāre all ready for oblivion ? Ā if youāre not ⦠ oh well . Ā ā
ā target reconfirmed . Ā extermination mode initiated. payback inevitable . ā
ā thatās just a special effect, right ? Ā ā
ā the sun will fall upon you all . Ā boom ! Ā the end ! Ā your pathetic lives are over . Ā ā
ā make peace with your fate , Ā because your lives are now over ! ā
ā iām in a class all my own . ā
ā time to put-up or shut up, ___ ! Ā
ā wrong , Ā loser ! Ā the things that canāt be defeated are heart , Ā soul , Ā and the bonds of friendship . ā
ā no , Ā wait ! Ā i can still fight ! ā
ā you never fail to surprise me , ___ . ā
ā oh , Ā come on ! Ā now what ? Ā canāt we ever just win and have that be the end of it ? ā
ā a true winner always keeps his trump card hidden until the end . ā
ā what have you done !? ā
ā your plan will end like all your plans do: with you sitting in a pile of busted robot parts wondering how you failed so badly . ā
ā i guess this is good-bye . ā
ā what ? Ā youāre leaving us ? ā
ā man , Ā the first time i saw you stumbling around , i had no idea you could pull this thing together and see it to the end . ā
ā iāve changed my mind about you . ā
ā itās not like you just waited till the last minute to come in and act all cool saving the day . ā
ā a single person cannot restore the entire world . ā
ā hey , Ā youāre taking off , Ā too ? ā
ā you gonna keep moving forward ? ā
ā heh , Ā you and i arenāt so different . ā
ā see ya later , Ā buddy ! ā