The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
"What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
"Go and run and hide away"
"Run and find something better"
"Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
"Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
"Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
"I'm breaking my mother's heart."
"Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
"Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
"I've been waiting for someone like you."
"I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
"From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
"I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
"My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
"You are the story I should write."
"If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
"I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
"I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
"I guess I can't believe you really came."
"See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
"I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
"I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
"See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
"I think we both can see what could be better."
"I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
"Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
"We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
"No, that's exactly what you're doing."
"You could be here with me or be there with them."
"No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
"You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
"I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
"You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
"I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
"I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
"Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
"No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
"Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
"I met my personal Aphrodite."
"My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
"I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
"Handful after handful of Doritos."
"I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
"Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
"I didn't know the rules do not apply."
"I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
"First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
"I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
"He looked and the clock was turning back."
"Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
"Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
"Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
"Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
"Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
"Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
"I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
"I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
"I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
"All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
"He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
"Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
"I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
"The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
"Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
"There are so many lives I want to share with you."
"I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
"Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
"I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
"I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
"I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
"I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
"Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
"Can we go see the dinosaurs?"
