why? because im aburame shino

[shinoandhisbugs]

happy birthday to sasuke's brother, the smart one not the brain dead one, you're the real mvp for putting up with him. i dont know how you do it.

[shinoandhisbugs]

no sorry i cant talk something other than bugs i have aut's ism.

[nagatoonline]

Siri google dog picture

[nagatoonline]

Siri google puppy picture

[nagatoonline]

Why do we as a society keep letting those with the money and power walk all over the weakest of our society?

[shinoandhisbugs]

hello sir. here are some puppy pictures of akamaru, courtesy of my friend kiba. please enjoy them. i have also included pictures of my kikaichu. why? because i feel they are equally pleasant to look at.

[kakashi-vibes]

thoughts on bugs?

Shino, kiddo, bugs are great, no I will not babysit your mosquito collection this weekend

[shinoandhisbugs]

no offense but who would trust kakashi with their bugs...

[kakashi-vibes]

you know that bootlicker itachi dick game probably weak as hell too... how you a bootlicker AND your dick game weak... like bro pick a struggle

[kakashi-vibes]

still thinking about this....... i don't think id survive someone dragging me like this

[shinoandhisbugs]

i love teaching kids. today i made a bug fly around boruto all day. sometimes i made it go somewhere else so he didnt get suspicious. tomorrow i think ill add a second one. maybe ill make it a bunch of tiny ones. so many choices.

[shinoandhisbugs]

fun fact: spiders are not insects! they’re arachnids, as they have a body that consists of only two segments instead of three, and eight legs instead of six. crabs, shrimp, lobsters, and other similar animals arent insects either- they’re crustaceans. DO NOT CALL ANYTHIGN ETHAT ISNT AN INSECT ASN INSECT I SEWEAR TO TGOD I AM GOING TO TLOSE I T NARUTOT I AM OHIGN TO BEAT YOU TEO DEAHS 

[shinoandhisbugs]

if i had gone on the sasuke retrieval mission i would have brought him back.

[shinoandhisbugs]

sorry about your failure but im different

[shinoandhisbugs]

if i had gone on the sasuke retrieval mission i would have brought him back.

[shinoandhisbugs]

apparently orochimaru is afraid of bugs. i will be putting this to good use.

[shinoandhisbugs]

never going to speak to kakashi again. i saw him putting on bug spray. he says it was sun screen. but i know what i saw.

[shinoandhisbugs]

actually naruto i do need to let my beetles do as they please. i dont complain when you let kurama do whatever the fuck he wants with your body even though i should. did you know he painted one pair of my goggles black while we were on a mission? i thought i had died and gone to heaven. no its not funny. one is swimming in your water? dont fucking drink it then.

[shinoandhisbugs]

me, gaara, and sai have formed our own offshoot of the autistic support group we found. why? because though welcoming, many were loud and quite a few did not seem to appreciate my bugs. sasuke was neither, but we hate him, so he wasnt included.