the closer you look

the less you see 🃏 she/her, aroace | probably laughing my ass off for some stupid reason (link neal) | constantly joining new fandoms so WATCH OUT!

[shinx-o100]

intro/fandom masterlist ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

.✦ ݁˖ hi folkss! this is euchre, welcome to my blog ^^ i use she/her pronouns, i’m aroace, and i’m ethnically chinese but have lived in england my whole life

.✦ ݁˖ i used to write, but am not currently, so i'm not sharing my ao3 at the moment. but keep an eye out!!

.✦ ݁˖ tags i love : found family, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, misunderstandings, --- needs a hug, protective ---

.✦ ݁˖ DNI all bigots, racists, homphobes, ableists, MAGA, radical feminists and terfs - also please add tws for content explicitly containing strong self harm.

.✦ ݁˖ more random things: proship supporter, rpf is okay, and asks are basically always open! i love chatting to y’all!!

fandom masterlist 𝄞⨾💿✮˚.⋆

project hail mary / now you see me movies / mcu (spiderman/avengers especially) / dcu (batfam enthusiast) / yuuri on ice / pokemon - games, series, tcg / mdzs / bbc sherlock / brooklyn 99 / the office / the big bang theory / pitch perfect movies / suits / tawog / soc /gmm (randl) / smosh / hamilton, hadestown, npmd, n2n, heathers / life series / casual star wars/stranger things/mha fan

[northpearl4core]

dude longest intermission EVER

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[k-wame]

[creature-wizard]

[Description: A divorce lawyer answering the question "do you believe in soulmates?"

He answers: I believe that whoever created the concept of soulmates should be taken into the town square and beaten to death. Or you should tell me who they are so I can send them a check for a couple of hundred thousand dollars, because they have done more to facilitate the demise of happy marriages than I could ever aspire to doing.

The concept of a soulmate to me is absolutely bizarre. To suggest that out of eight billion other people in the world, that there's just this one person, and they happen by the way to live within like the same town as you, where they went to the same university as you - what were the odds of that? And that's the only person you could ever have a happy, fulfilling relationship with. That's insane, folks. It's insane. And by the way, it's toxic. Because here's the thing: when you get married, society essentially tells you, this person, they're supposed to be your best friend, best lover, best roommate, best travel companion, best co-parent - that's a hell of a resume, guy. Like, it'd be shocking to find someone who fits all three of those things.

So what happens when you have this concept of a soulmate? And my partner, you know, they're the best co-parent, they're the best roommate, the best travel companion, but you know, they're not the best lover I ever had. Well, they mustn't be your soulmate then. That means that there's somebody out there in the eight billion people, that they would be the perfect one. And that's what the horizon that just forever recedes and keeps people constantly craving the next thing that might check all of the boxes. It's dangerous.

Look, we break in relationship, we heal in relationship. You're marrying a human being. They're just as flawed as you. They have great moments, they have awful moments, they have heroic moments, they have villainous moments. This idea that somebody out there is going to be this perfect angelic presence in your life, it is a fiction, and it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office. /End Description]

[ahhvernin]

I need this man to write a poem or short story anthology about the woes of marriage as the divorce lawyer looking in. I think it would be FASCINATING. "it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office" SIR. PLEASE. WRITE ME SOME MORE VERSES.

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[itsgotgills]

It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?

(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)

[itsgotgills]

what a great idea!

[beanswithbones]

what PHM fans see

what iron lung fans see

BROWSER ADDONS MADE TO HID FILTERD POSTS WILL CUASE YOUR SHIT TO LAG SO HARD BCS OF THIS!!! THUS WHY WE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ADDON TAG!!!

[divviren]

[the-bedheaded-league]

Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.

[cluepoke]

Placing him gently in a pill bottle that says 'take two when sad or otherwise deprived of whimsey'

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[redstonedust]

god made me aromantic because she knew dropping me into the dating pool would do some category 9 shit to the meta. i've been benched for balance reasons. if they let me free it would cause millions of divorces world wide. you're welcome.

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed