Boldly Going

~Just here to yap about my latest hyperfixations~ Sherlock Holmes | Les Miserables | Good Omens Mincemeat | Star Wars/Trek | Pirates | Hazbin Hotel Find me on AO3 at a_genius_man

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I am haunting the narrative in a way that is a little uncomfortable for the other characters in the narrative

[kcrabb88]

I really think many folks don't understand the fine art of hate watching anymore. For instance, I have hate watched Love Never Dies, the infamous and terrible sequel to Phantom of the Opera, many times, because friends have enjoyed my funny commentary, and it's a very know your enemy situation. True hate watching has to have an element of fun to it. Truly nothing like getting a little tipsy and watching a horrible movie, etc. I have done this with LND, with BAD adaptations of Les Mis, and all kinds of things.

However, what too many people are doing now, which is watching shows that are not objectively bad, but that they downright hate for reasons both real and imagined, is just. Not it. Free yourself. You don't have to watch it if you don't like it. No one is making you. If it's not a fun hate watch just. Stop.

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Also!!! If you are hate watching something, be mindful of where the money is going! Unless you're pirating it (and good for you), someone is making money off of your watching. So don't hate watch things that give money to bad creators! For example, I've heard so many folks say they're going to "hate watch" the new Harry Potter. DO NOT DO THIS!!! Do not give money or views to that woman!

((sorry to hijack your post op, I totally love everything you said as well))

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Oops, the barricade has fallen. How are you doing?

I got shot.

I wasn't there so I'm fine.

Someone saved me, praise the Lord!

I got really really lucky and made it to the sewers

I got shot but like more dramatically than everyone else

I was killed before the barricade even fell :/

Shot.

I got shot.

I got shot multiple times.

Stabbed.

You'd never believe this but I also got shot.

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

[fraythet1red]

Respond if you want and reblog it.

which of the "7 deadly sins" do you represent the most

Greed (I want shit)

Envy (I want your shit)

Wrath (I will wreck your shit)

Lust (Im into some freaky shit)

Gluttony (this is some tasty shit)

Sloth (I dont feel like doing shit)

Pride (I am the shit)

Voting ended onMay 30

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Yes, I've been watching too much Fullmetal Alchemist again.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

I am the shit. bite me

@nomnomwotsits @lilyyyevans @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @em0tionallymotionsick @yourteandyourtoast @dontyoudarejudg3

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

I don't feel like doing shit but I'm also into some freaky shit

Npt!! @kissrosier @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @rara3swhimsy @huckleberrysigh @laced-in-ruin @sad-traffic-cone @buckelys-starb0y @luvieville @leninthestarlight @poetscherry @sspadfoot @space-girliee @eyes-withoutt-a-facee + anyone else who wants to <33

[pyromaniacbibliophile1832]

this is some tasty shit and i want shit

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Hell yeah (pun intended) I am the shit!

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Welcome to the Les Mis fandom, where we have: toxic old man yaoi, sewer discourse, hot twinks, clinical depression, jean, a shit ton of chairs and tables, and *checks smudged handwriting* cassette

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"Are you KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO?? They're the ones who survive?!"

-my friend, watching Les Miserables for the first time, during Beggars at the Feast

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Will we be seeing you on the barricade?

Of course! I've been waiting my whole life for this!

Nah.

Can't we resolve this nonviolently?

The love of my life is leaving me so might as well

I don't have anything better to do so ok

I'm in love with someone else who'll be there so I also have to be there

Yeah, because someone has to stop all these fools from dying

Yes but I'll be undercover for the cops (boo)

Sure, as long as alcohol is provided

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

@barricadeday

[solshroomii]

what are you bringing to the barricade?

actual supplies and furniture; this is not a game for rich young boys to play

a guitar (in place of the piano which was used last year)

even bigger coffins than last time resulting in even bigger symbolism

water gun full of the potion sellers strongest potions

a tote bag full of buzzballz and also one chair

pirated copy of drag race season 7 we'll watch instead of singing drink with me

obligatory barricade cow

happy meal bought from the mcdonald's where the cafe musain was

Voting ended onJun 7

year 2 of barricade poll baby now with even wackier options (a reminder of year 1)

mcdonald's suggestion brought to you by @enjscurls

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Ok hear me out. Modern AUs are great when you want everyone to live, but I propose an alternative solution: the 1832 rebellion as Les Amis' D&D campaign.

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Enjolras: the people will rise!

DM: roll persuasion

*sounds of dice rolling*

*muffled cursing*

*furniture smashing*

Enjolras, calmly: let all who wish to go from here leave now

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Just saw an interview where the title was "He Says David Tennant is the Rudest Celebrity He's Ever Met" and I was actually gobsmacked for a second because I've never heard anything bad about this man and then I clicked on the video and it turns out they were interviewing Michael Sheen and I was like "oh ok carry on then have fun"

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Me: So do you agree that no form of writing can truly be apolitical, since politics are intrinsically tied up with human rights and therefore a work possessing morals and themes is inherently political in nature?

The recently summoned ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle: *staring angrily at the classics section of Barnes and Noble*

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General Lamarque has been dead for 194 slutty, slutty years

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It's June 1st, you know what that means...

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I did not watch all of Star Wars: The Clone Wars just to lay down and die in the war against AI

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Thought I'd share this old poem from my drafts. Not perfect but to be honest I still really like it.

Can you tell I grew up Catholic?

The Day Eve Ate the Apple

The day Eve ate the apple

Was the first time humans sinned,

And with the grasp of right and wrong--

On Eve, the fault was pinned.

Had Adam ate the apple first,

We'd know a different tale;

Of how God forbade us knowledge,

But brave Adam did prevail.

But Adam didn't eat it first,

That role belongs to Eve.

Though most agree she wasn't wicked;

She was just naive.

For she listened to the serpent,

Who chose evil from the start.

But if he never ate the fruit--

Could he tell the two apart?

Eve, she ate the apple,

And cursed all humankind;

Then she offered it to Adam,

Who followed dutifully behind.

And so the pair were cast away,

And the serpent cursed to crawl;

But when one is struck beneath man's heel--

It's not the snake at all.

The snake told Eve to do it,

And Adam did it just the same.

But Eve, she took the fall for it,

And her daughters took the blame.

Knowing now what he did not,

This question, I then leave:

Had the serpent ate the apple,

Would he still have given it to Eve?

[communismrainclouds]

it’s literally may and i’m overheating by lying down how tf did les amis do a whole ass rebellion in this weather

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Probably by Enjolras yelling something along the lines of "heat is a temporary construct designed to distract us from the real mission and revolution is forever"