[shinxolotl]

hi hewwo !!! im currently workin on a carrd tht ill link when im done, but fr now hav this !!

i go by many names (whichever one(s) i prefer at th timell b listed along w pronouns), but my main one is mikko !! my main labels r polyam, aro, gay, nonbinary, nd trans, but i do use other gender labels (check out my #gender hoard time tag)

dni (will be updated in future): terfs, truscum, bigots in any way (queerphobes, racists, ableists, etc.), exclusionists (aspec + mspec labels besides bi), are against mspec lesbians + gays, anti-neopronouns, anti-microlabels, believe in cringe culture, hate on people who kin for fun/coping, think "queer" is a slur (i personally hav other words i prefer usin for myself but if u call it a slur then 🔫), anti-self dx, think pronouns = gender, anti-blm, pro-cop, pedophiles/maps, pro-shipper/anti-anti, anti-objectum, ddlg/cgl (sfw agere is okay !! as long as u arent connected to these kink communities), nsfw (like over 90% untagged nsfw)

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[shinxolotl]

d!e

@amaxantys u first

[shinxolotl]

omg this was the last thing i expected 2 do today

[curlymcclain]

brah... breaks my heart that you think gays can't talk about sports 😔

forgot about the exception of my lesbian mom bringing my brother to so many wnba games as a kid that he turned to her and said “mom i wish boys could play basketball”

[twistedhellknight52]

*wiggles*

O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

[garbage-empress]

when we lost twistedhellknight52 we lost a piece of ourselves.

[galarianslowking]

This is a segment called “Michael Caine loves Beyoncé”

[tilt-hat]

imagine the pride flags that we could make with those shrimp colors

[tilt-hat]

THOSE UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF SHIT CANT EVEN SEE THOSE COLORS?!?!!

[nisaexploresadhd]

adhd is: well ive done 75% of this ive lost interest now

[teashoesandhair]

Fun fact re the Ides of March: the Caesar salad is so named because it was the last meal Julius Caesar ate before his assassination. He wouldn’t let them brutally stab him to death at first, but when they promised to name his favourite salad after him if he agreed, he relented.

[teashoesandhair]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA psych, Caesar’s last meal was a KFC

[teashoesandhair]

That’s so interesting! I’d always heard (I think from Livy?) that ‘KFC’ came from the animalistic war cry that they shrieked as they stabbed him to death: “Kill Fucking Caesar!” The ‘Kai Fu, Ceknon’ explanation is certainly more poetic, and, according to Google translate, might also suggest that he was in fact narrating his own demise in Chinese:

[dhomochevski]

these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.

[dhomochevski]

the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only

[lilydvoratrelundar]

[ribbonpinky-art-archive]

hrgurrgh i lwuv miwwy

kiskis

[ribbonpinky-art-archive]

hrgurrgh i lwuv miwwy

kiskis

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[inkedintothepaper]

now we have to pretend this is two shrimp talking about humans

[datleggy]

me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again

[afro-elf]

since we're close to st paddy's i wanna speak diaspora to diaspora, idk which irish american needs to hear this but your folks didn't come over from their colonized homeland risking death and almost certain estrangement from their families for you to be a cop in boston