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[honorculture]

[vampirenomoney]

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[iwilleatyourenglish]

jail time and a desire to see them thrive are the only things staying my tender heart and gentle hand

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

[almostno1makesitout]

[angelicguy]

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[hydejoe]

jesse: I need control and I need people to think I'm a bad person so that I can prove I wasn't manipulated again. I am in control of my actions. no one is responsible for what I do except myself. I will ruin this so that no one can ruin it for me. please validate me

jimmy: I am kind of a screw up and everyone keeps telling me so when I work my ass off to achieve good things I don't feel like I deserve them and they start to bore me so I just ruin them. I will ruin this so that no one can ruin it for me and while I'm at it I will ruin you too because I can and if I do bad things to feel good no one will put me down because that's what they expect of me.

walter: hey guys just brought this bomb into the children's ward

[amazoogle]

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

[leghorned]

god only knows / ntb

[dykeselfcest]

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

[pmamtraveller]

Keanu Reeves for Vanity Fair, 1991

[curlymcclain]

do they know

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[curlymcclain]

i need 2-5 more mutuals to become obsessed with the stinky canadians whaddaya say

[curlymcclain]

surprisingly little movement on this. would it sweeten the deal to know they’re unpleasant and their show is incredibly difficult to access?

[curlymcclain]

ok but what if i also told you it involves the cutest Boy in the world

[mattys-marbles]

slow-burn striptease

[penworthy]