today I learnt hat

this blog is a parody

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This blog is defunct because I got bored with this blog lol go follow my main @paperandpencilsandskips

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Today I learned hate and evil

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Comics is the closest thing to magic we have btw

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Today I will be lathered in lovely balsamic oils and garnished is thyme rosemary and freshly washed potatoes and sweet bellpepper

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Today I learned I'm being turned into paste tomorrow

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Today I learned that staying up late until 5am is awesome and sexy and good for you

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Oh my god women are real

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Today I re-enter the torture labyrinth

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Today I learned they are gonna hit me with sticks and rocks

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I'm evil , feeling a bit spicy today, gonna cite Wikipedia even

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Pinkamena Diane Pie

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Cows can have friends, but they can also have enemies

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the fruit blender isn't homophobic it's gay 🙄

😔

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Okay but what it’s the homophobic itself is gay juicer punchline???

It's a fruit blender

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But what if the juicer itself it's gay

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why is a juicer homophobic?

Ok honestly the punchline wasn't that good so now I'm paying for my huebris

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why is a juicer homophobic

I got a whole a bunch of these asks and now I don't know what to do with them